Prika humd while lying on her belly. She flipped to the next page of the book that was the size of a food stand and giggled. Nova peered over her shoulder, paint sars on his face and snout. You seem awfully happy, Nova said and blinked. Whatcha reading?
The Godkings Legacy, Prika said with a nod. Its a romance between a squirrel and a sword. One of my prisoners finished it the other day.
Nova scratched his snout, spreading more paint on his scales. One of those people you imprisoned for not wearing pink?
No, Prika said and rolled her eyes. This one broke Prika Appreciation Monday. He didnt create a sculpture of and offer it to the skeletons, so what was I supposed to do? Not imprison him for breaking the law? Society would fall apart! She laughed and flipped to the next page of the book. I wonder how many people Ill catch with todays Rainbow Panties Wednesdays. Oh! That reminds . She placed a leaf in her book and closed it before facing Nova. I caught this really weird blue thing. She could transform into different shapes: fishes, octopuses, birds; I had to evaporate her and store the vapor in a bottle to prevent her from escaping. She reached behind her wing and pulled out a bottle with an unfortunate water elental nad Mistle inside of it. Any idea what it is?
Thats a water elental, Nova said, taking one glance at Mistle.
Prika stared at the bottle in her paw. She blinked and t Novas gaze. Think she can write romance novels? She tapped the glass, but Mistle didnt respond. Prika snorted and gripped the bottle, scratching the surface with the tips of her claws. She grunted and shook the bottle up and down and side to side.
Mistle scread as she bounced off the walls of her glass prison. Stop! Stop! She sobbed as the bottle stopped shaking. How can you be like this!? Who arrests soone for not wearing a hat!?
Fancy Hat Saturdays are a serious thing around here, Prika said and flicked the bottle. It shattered, but Mistle remained crouched, hugging her legs. Her body was in the shape of a droplet of water, but once the glass broke, she solidified into a blue rock. You broke the law, so I arrested you.
Who made that stupid law!? Mistle shouted, tears dripping from her sapphire eyes. Ill beat him up!
I did, Prika said. Like I made Animal Tail Sundays, Prika Appreciation Mondays, Three Coat Tuesdays, Rainbow Panties Wednesdays, Socks and Sandals Thursdays, and Pink Robe Fridays.
Mistle glared at Prika. Theres sothing wrong with your head.
Prikas lips drew together into an O, and she blew out a steady stream of fire right onto Mistles body. The water elental scread as steam rose out of the cracks on her surface. What did you say? Prika asked, tilting her head. I couldnt hear you over soone screaming.
Youre a monster!
Another jet of flas washed over Mistle. Prika swatted the vapor down and rubbed it into Mistles body, re-solidifying the screaming, watery rock. Pardon? Prika asked. Soone scread again, so I couldnt hear you properly.
Mistle shrieked as Prika puffed another breath of flas into her blue face. Prika tilted and lowered her head, bringing her ear next to Mistle. What was that? Its rude to ignore soone when theyre talking to you, you know?
Mistle sniffled. What do you want from ?
Romance novels.
Mistles sobbing stopped. Romance novels?
Yup.
Mistles rocky surface crinkled as she furrowed her brow. Like Doo and Duliet?
A who and a what? Prika asked, raising an eyebrow. Just write stuff I want to read, got it?
I think so? Mistle blinked and scratched her head. She nodded. Ill do it.
Nova scratched his chin before shaking his head. Youngsters do things so strangely these days, he said and sighed. He lumbered back towards his cave but froze after taking three steps. His back straightened as he stood on his hind legs, staring up at the sky. An ice dragon, a darkness dragon, and two holy dragons. Sera, Grimmy, Leila, and?
What? Prika asked. Dragons? She grabbed Mistle and stuffed her into a bottle before standing on her hind legs as well. Thats Grimmy and Leila, but thats not Sera. Wow. Is it just , or is it hot in here? She blinked and ran to a nearby puddle of water, checking her reflection on its surface. She wiped away a few smudges on her face and fluttered her eyelids a few tis before practicing a friendly smile. As the four dragons in the sky approached, Prika ran over to Novas side. How do I look?
Nova scratched his head. Uh
You look great! Mistle said, giving Prika two thumbs up from within the bottle. Perfect!
Prika swallowed and nodded, staring at the ocean-blue dragon flying next to Grimmy. I wonder where hes from. Did Grimmy and Leila rember my plight and bring back a mate? I really, really hope so!
Prika! Grandpa! the ocean-blue dragon said as it landed in front of the two dragons.
Prikas eyes widened to the size of a house. Youre Vur!? she shouted. Her red face flushed even redder and she hung her head, burying her face in her paws. Im, Im. She slamd her paws against the ground and shouted, Gah! I cant believwhat the fugoddammit! I give up. She sighed and turned around, slinking away. Her tail dragged against the ground, leaving a line in the grass.
Prika? Vur asked. Are you okay?
No. Im not, Prika said without looking back. Im going to disappear for a hundred years. Yeah, a hundred years is appropriate. She entered her cave and rolled a red boulder in front of the entrance. The edges of the boulder turned red as she bathed it in flas. The boulder and entrance lted together, fusing into a solid wall.
Vur blinked and asked Nova, Whats with her?
Died of embarrassnt, Nova said with a shrug. More importantlyhe pointed at the trembling holy dragon hiding behind Grimmy and Leilawhats with her?
Kondra bit her lower lip as she poked her head out from behind Leila. N-Nova, she said. We, we et again.
Ah!? Nova gasped and withdrew four steps. Youre the stalker! I already have childrenstop chasing !
Im not a stalker, dammit! Kondra shouted. Her eyes shone white as she bared her teeth, shattering the ground beneath her feet. Leila and Grimmy stared at her, causing her to cough and look away. She shrank back and hung her head. I an, your, uh, grandson requested for to co here as a quest reward. So here I am.
Now why did you do that? Nova asked Vur.
Vur shrugged. Grimmy told to.
Nova stared at Grimmy.
Grimmy grinned. I thought Id be able to see sothing interesting if you two t. And what do you know? Turns out my mother-in-laws a creepy stalker. He nodded and nudged Leilas neck. We learn sothing new every day, huh?
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