C539 – The Show Is about to Begin
“Absolutely! Director Wang is spot on; it simply won’t work!”
“Indeed, indeed.”
“No! The way Director Wang said ‘no’ was so emphatic!”
The onlookers heaped praise upon him.
Director Wang nearly broke down in tears.
Damn it!
I didn’t say a word!
That just now…
It was a damn fart!
Crap!
It was so close!
I could feel it!
Just a hair’s breadth away from bursting forth!
Cough, cough!
Director Wang took a deep breath.
I must remain calm!
I must be the epito of composure!
Perfect timing.
They think I was the one who spoke.
I can smooth this over.
Right!
I have to act as if nothing happened.
“So, as I was saying.”
“To reject innovation is to court extinction, to be cast aside by society.”
“We can’t let that happen, can we?!!”
Director Wang continued, his passion ignited.
His emotions surged, and he let out a bellow.
What a perfect mont to rally everyone’s spirits!
But!
When you’re desperately trying to control sothing.
And your attention suddenly shifts.
What happens?
The thing you’re controlling starts to slip.
“Pfft!”
Yet another distinct sound.
The audience erupted in applause.
“Director Wang is right!”
“Director Wang speaks the truth!”
“Director Wang is the beacon on our path forward!”
“We will follow Ning Group to the very end!”
The crowd’s loud praises left Director Wang rigid.
Damn it…
It seems like…
A bit escaped!
No!
I must finish this speech no matter what!
I take a deep breath!
I clench my teeth and stomp my foot!
I clench tightly.
But then.
The movent was a bit too vigorous.
“Boom!”
A resounding noise filled the room.
Everyone was taken aback.
They looked around in confusion.
What in the world?
Where did that sound co from?
Thunder?
Impossible!
The sky was clear.
Not a cloud in sight, so where could the thunder co from?
Sothing falling?
That couldn’t be it.
The noise was too loud!
It was like the firecrackers set off during the Spring Festival.
Director Wang’s face was a picture of discomfort.
Then.
A pungent and lingering scent slowly wafted through the air.
How to describe this aroma?
Hmm…
Like a sauerkraut jar that hadn’t been opened for countless years.
He stacked a pile of stinky socks.
Then added a truckload of durians.
Followed by two tons of stinky tofu.
And ten boxes of herring.
That should do it.
But since Director Wang was standing on stage,
he was the first to catch the odor.
The people below didn’t notice a thing,
still deep in conversation.
“Mr. Ning, your idea is truly excellent. If you’d give us the opportunity, our company would like to collaborate with you…”
A businessman seated next to Ning Zhiyuan buttered him up with a sycophantic grin.
“Absolutely, absolutely,”
Mr. Ning replied with a nonchalant smile. “Boss Wang, we go way back. I wouldn’t forget you when a great opportunity arises. Rest assured.”
Boss Wang was ecstatic, about to respond,
when suddenly he caught a whiff of sothing foul.
Ugh!
Damn!!!
What the hell!
Is it really that stinky?
Boss Wang quickly turned to Mr. Ning beside him,
covering his nose and standing up in horror, retreating several steps.
“Did you eat shit?! It reeks!”
Boss Wang’s exclamation was anything but quiet.
Ning Zhiyuan was taken aback.
Are you out of your mind?
Are you spewing nonsense because you’ve lost it?
Everyone around was equally shocked.
What got into Boss Wang?
That kind of joke was in poor taste.
Ning Zhiyuan was livid.
He was about to lash out,
when a nauseating stench hit his nostrils.
“Ugh!”
Ning Zhiyuan gagged,
barely holding back vomit.
What the hell!
It was unbearably foul!
“Open the doors and windows! It stinks too much!”
Ning Zhiyuan shouted in a panic.
The crowd reacted with surprise.
Really?
Damn.
The esteed Young Master Ning,
caught in such an odorous plight?
As the waiter scrambled to open doors and windows for ventilation, nose covered,
others did the sa,
searching for the source of the stench.
Even though Principal Ye and the two young ladies were seated towards the back,
let’s be honest,
the sll was overpowering.
It was eye-watering!
Visibility was nearly gone!
The trio quickly pulled out their masks and put them on with a sigh of relief. Although the masks didn’t completely block out the odor, the faint sll that lingered was tolerable.
“Damn, Principal Ye, where did you get those masks?”
“Sell one for 10 bucks!”
“100!”
“I’ll offer 1000 yuan for one, Principal Ye. We go way back, so you’ve got to sell one to .”
“Principal Ye, what if I offer your school thirty positions next year?”
“I’ll offer 50!”
“I’ll offer 100, just please give a mask!”
The other business owners around them took notice of their masks and hurried over.
“Let’s talk,” Principal Ye said with a grin. “I can give you masks, but you have to stand by your word.”
“Absolutely, a promise is a promise, and it’s as good as gold.”
“There are plenty of witnesses here.”
“Ye, just give us the masks already. We can’t stand this anymore!”
Principal Ye was practically beaming with delight. What a win! He’d secured a large number of placents for next year’s graduates!
Mr. Su was truly impressive! How did he know we’d need masks? It was beyond belief. But Principal Ye didn’t dwell on it or bother asking questions. Anything associated with Su Ming was bound to be extraordinary.
With a collective sigh of relief, everyone around had their masks on. Yet, Principal Ye was shrewd, keeping a pack in reserve for ergencies. With masks on and windows open for ventilation, the sll in the room improved slightly.
“Where is this stench coming from?”
“What’s happening here?”
“Is it a sewer malfunction?” people began to wonder.
The search for the source of the sll began, and then one person spotted Director Wang.
“Holy smokes, Director Wang, what’s going on with you…?” he exclaid, his voice booming across the room.
All eyes turned to see Director Wang gripping the podium tightly, his legs clamped together and splayed out, his complexion turning a ghastly shade of green as he shook uncontrollably.
The room fell silent as everyone exchanged glances, realizing they had pinpointed the source of the odor. But before they could fully process the situation, a loud “Bang!” echoed through the air, followed by another wave of the pungent scent.
“Damn it! Director Wang! What the hell are you eating?”
“Holy shit! I can sll it all the way back here!”
“My eyes are burning; I can’t even open them!”
“My rhinitis is miraculously cured!”
A collective groan echoed from below.
“Ah!!!”
All of a sudden, Director Wang let out a bellow.
He bolted for the door, clenching his buttocks.
Simultaneously, a series of explosive sounds erupted from his lower half.
Pop! Pop! Pop!
Whether it was all in their heads or not, everyone felt as if the room was bathed in a greenish hue.
“I can’t stand it, I need a smoke to chill out!”
One of them couldn’t take it anymore and flicked on his lighter.
”No!!!”
Another person yelled desperately.
But it was already too late!
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