Waverly
THURSDAY MORNING, I walked into work with what I thought would be a full schedule. What I found, instead, was that my two appointnts right before lunch had canceled last minute. And we had a very strict last-minute cancelation policy which required the client to pay a fee, provided they weren’t in so kind of peril, of course. I held myself in check but the second I closed myself into my office, I did a happy little dance. I loved long lunches, especially when they were paid for.
Logging into my computer, I went through my schedule and pulled up the patient notes for the folks I was seeing today. I had a new client this morning, so I paid a little extra attention to his case.
I frowned. There wasn’t much information in his chart but the x-rays showed extensive damage relating to an ’accident,’ but other than that, no information.
I sighed. I was going in sowhat blind, but I did love a challenge and a challenge was what I was being presented today.
Razor
"I fucking hate hospitals," I grumbled as Katie wheeled into the office, parking in the ’handicapped’ area and sitting in an open chair next to .
"Everybody hates hospitals. It’s universal. Besides, this isn’t a hospital, it’s a dical office," Katie replied as she checked in via the app on my phone.
"Sa fuckin’ difference," I snapped.
"I thought you were under strict orders to be nice today?" she reminded as she dropped my phone into her purse.
"Nice to the physical therapist and the other dical professionals, not you."
"I’m a registered physician assistant," Katie protested.
"Yeah, but you’re not my physician assistant."
She pivoted to face with a huff. "I can still wheel you out into traffic, you know?"
"You took an oath to ’do no harm,’ rember?"
Leaning in a little closer to , she bit out, "My grandfather was a practicing doctor for forty-two years and he used to say his version of the Hippocratic oath was, ’Do no harm but take no shit.’"
"Your grandfather was a proctologist?"
Katie let out a laugh that was way too loud for a dical office waiting room, garnering side-eyed looks from the room’s fellow waitees.
"If you don’t start behaving, I’m gonna punch you in your bad shoulder," Katie hiss-pered, grabbing a magazine and flipping through the pages.
"That would probably feel better than whatever Helga the gigantic, mustachioed physical therapist is gonna do to ."
"Helga?"
"If I don’t get a Helga, it’ll be Chet and his thirteen-step system to achieving a life of better overall wellness. Which includes a diet of raw cactus and participating in mixed martial arts cage fights three tis a day."
Katie sighed. "Your life could use so serious balancing."
"The only thing I need to balance on is a fucking bike. Not being able to ride is driving up a wall."
"Shhhh. Rember, you’re not Razor here. You’re—"
"Giovanni," a female voice called out from behind as if on cue.
Katie stood and dropped the magazine back on the table in front of us. "That’s us," she said, before turning around to see the woman attached to the voice.
She definitely wasn’t a Chet, and she was a good goddamn away from a Helga. In fact, she was straight up beautiful. Five-foot-five (ish) and fit as a fuckin’ fiddle. Her chocolate brown hair was pulled back into a tight ponytail, and her ice-blue eyes peered through thick, horn-rimd glasses. She reminded of the ’hot nerd girl,’ in all those teen movies. The one you’re supposed to believe is plain looking just because she’s wearing glasses, but she’s clearly a total smoke show.
"Right this way," she said with a smile.
Katie wheeled through a set of double doors and down a long hallway, giving ample ti to study my physical therapist’s ass. Holy hell, this woman was put together.
"We’re going to hang a left here," the hot therapist said, pointing to a plaque which read "Physiotherapy," before leading us to a large, open area with a padded floor. The area was filled with an array of machines, contraptions, and devices, most of which were painted with bright primary colors. No doubt done so to help disguise these implents of torture.
We passed by all of these and into a corner where she squirted sanitizer on her hand and sat on a stool facing . "Right, Giovanni, my na’s Waverly and I’ll be taking a look at your shoulder today, is that right?"
"Um, you can call Gio. Um, people... I an... everyone calls Gio."
"Well, it’s very nice to et you, Gio. I’m sorry it had to be during these circumstances," Waverly said.
"Nice to et you too," was all I managed to eke out. This woman literally had tongue tied.
"Do you need to stay?" Katie asked.
"I’m good," I muttered, and Waverly shook her head.
"I think we can manage." She smiled. "You can take a seat over by the window while you wait."
Katie nodded, and left us alone.
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