44: Chapter 44 This is called training 44: Chapter 44 This is called training “How co, didn’t you hear what my uncle said?
Lean back on the chair!
Now!
Lean!”
Everyone looked at each other, finally setting their gaze on the man with a middle-parting donkey face who had just invented the hanging chair.
“Old Hu, co up with sothing.”
“Yeah, you always have crafty ideas, hurry and get us a chair back.”
“I…
where the hell am I supposed to go to make you a chair back!”
Ye Tian slapped his thigh, furious, “What’s gotten into you guys, why aren’t you sitting on such great chairs?
Don’t you know it’s glorious to save and shaful to waste!
Do you know how many people in Huaxia are still struggling below the hunger line?
Look at you all, ah!
Such luxury!
Look at this chair, made from titanium alloy, alloy rims, crafted from natural rhino leather, breathable, moisture-proof, and doesn’t harm the body, handmade in Italy, a globally limited edition collectible—ordinary people can’t even buy it with money!
The chair back even has massaging beads, made of 24K pure gold!
Oh, the sin!” Ye Tian painfully covered half of his face with his hand, unable to bear looking any longer.
It wasn’t Ye Tian who was crying; it was Shaniu, probably moved by Ye Tian’s words, sobbed, “Big brother, don’t talk anymore, I’ll talk, isn’t that enough!”
The person who had instructed Shaniu wasn’t known to Ye Tian, but he could find out gradually.
After enough trouble, for reasons of “exceptional beauty, seducing all beings”, Ye Tian threw everyone into the Cold Palace—about a dozen people kneeled around a toilet for the night.
Shen Jingwei ca over and asked, “Uncle, what’s this called?”
Ye Tian smirked, “This is called…
discipline!”
If Ye Tian were to choose again, he would still recreate the scene without hesitation and then confront Old Man Gongsun at Shuanghong Bridge for a duel to the death.
Trouble was inevitable, after all, it involved the son of the city’s Public Security Bureau director.
However, Ye Tian had also thought many tis, but he felt the sa approach was the only choice.
Shen Jingwei lay on Ye Tian’s thigh and fell asleep, while Ye Tian lay sideways on a bed that normally slept five, though not as good as an air-conditioned room, it was much better than those “demon concubines” squatting near the toilet in the Cold Palace.
Zhou Chong, I rember the na.
Ye Tian silently repeated the na of the person who had instructed Shaniu to serve him, then closed his eyes.
The night passed in the detention center.
“Wake up, wake up, what’s everyone doing!”
In the morning, amidst the calls of the detention center police, everyone woke up, but of course, only two people got out of bed—only those two were on it.
Glancing at Ye Tian on the bed, then at the people squatting in the corner, the police didn’t say a word but knew sothing had happened from just looking.
“That…
that one, Pig Hu, your family’s here, co out.”
Responding to the call, the person who stood up was the one with the middle-parting, his donkey face stretched extrely long, epito of sleaziness.
Ye Tian recognized him; he was the first one to set an example by sitting on the chair.
So his na was Pig Hu.
Ye Tian watched him walk out, anwhile pondering in his heart—this guy was quite tactful, how did he end up mixed up here?
“Uncle, what are you looking at?” Shen Jingwei had actually been awake for a while, this kid was fully rested with just three hours of sleep.
“What else could I be looking at, just pondering.
Soone’s scheming against your uncle.”
“Who?”
“The police.”
“What’s there to fear!
I’ll thrash them for you!”
Ye Tian was speechless, he turned his head and looked at Shen Jingwei’s clear eyes.
He didn’t an to, but once he did, Ye Tian suddenly felt like a big bad guy involved in child trafficking.
“Forget it, you wouldn’t understand even if I explained.
Hey, you there, co over.” Ye Tian pointed at Shaniu and said.
Shaniu, who was guarding the toilet and enjoying the sll, reluctantly nodded and bowed as he walked over, “Big bro, what can I do for you?”
“Sit down.”
Shaniu paused for a mont, then his face turned to tears, and while squatting, he cried, “Bro, I’ll call you grandpa!
Please spare , or just send back to the Cold Palace.”
Seeing his reaction, Ye Tian finally realized, “Who asked you to squat?
I told you to co and sit, sit here.”
“Grandpa, can we…
can we just stop playing please…”
“When your uncle tells you to sit, just sit, stop fussing!” Now Shen Jingwei didn’t look like a child from the mountains at all, but rather like a true minion.
“Alright alright!
I’m sitting!” He clambered onto the platform hastily, his legs dangling, his butt only slightly touching the surface as if it were more uncomfortable than squatting, “Grandpa, what is this about…”
Ye Tian crossed his legs and shook off so castor seeds from his sleeve, which had stuck there from the cool mat, still worried about his suit, “I ask you, what’s the deal with Pig Hu?”
“Him?
Grandpa, not to hide from you, I’m an old-tir in this detention center, thrown in here every now and then, but each ti I co, that old guy is already here.”
“Hasn’t anyone bailed him out?”
“No, nothing at all!
I reckon, that old guy must be coming here on purpose.”
“How so?”
“Just hanging around for the food.
He cos in, stays for half a month, then gets out and cos back again.
I’ve seen many like him, either they’re lazy or they’re old people who just…
What is it, grandpa?
Does he bother you?”
Ye Tian frowned, not fighting could kill you, right!
“Do you know who he really is?”
“Background?
What background could he possibly have—”
“What’s wrong?
Keep talking.” Seeing Shaniu suddenly stop, Ye Tian quickly asked.
“Grandpa, wait a mont, let think,” Shaniu raised his hand, signalling Ye Tian not to rush him, “Apparently, there is a rumor about him.”
Ye Tian’s eyes lit up, “Go on.”
“Grandpa, I heard this from a senior last ti, please don’t make …
sit in the electric chair if I get it wrong.”
Ye Tian waved his hand impatiently, “Less nonsense, what senior?”
“In here, anyone who cos in first is a senior, so…
no no no, you are the senior, you are the senior.” Shen Jingwei’s intimidating deanor genuinely scared Shaniu a lot.
“Alright, hurry up and tell , what’s this guy’s story.”
“Ah,” Shaniu replied, then began to explain, “A few days ago, an old man with the aura of an immortal ca in, the police claid he was swindling by fortunetelling on the streets, but I don’t believe them, those idiots know nothing.
Just by the old man’s deanor, he definitely has the temperant of a master.
So I took extra care of him here, and at that ti, Pig Hu was also around, the two seed to get along well.
Later on, during a private conversation…
Actually, it wasn’t much of a conversation, given his stature, he was an old immortal, and I’m just a stone in a cesspit…”
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