The food stalls were on the ground floor, south end, where the corridor opened into the outer garden passage. It was not a cafeteria. The main cafeteria was further east, much larger, and ran on a strict full-al schedule with assigned seating during peak hours. These were different. Four or five small carts arranged against the garden wall, operating under a shared ODICIOS paynt terminal—the kind of setup that exists in the grey space between official institution and the people who know students need calories right now.
My F-Rank circuit had been violently running INHERITANCE to self-regulate the ARS residue since the cascade. To fund that massive conversion, it had been communicating its position on my caloric deficit through my legs for the last two hours.
My legs had made their point.
I stepped up to the communal counter connecting the second and third carts. I didn't want a standard pre-packaged ration. I wanted density, sugar, and caffeine.
I pointed at a soft wheat bun that had already been halved, a thick ground at patty sizzling on a hot-plate, a small container of savory cream sauce, and a serving of sliced pickled cucumbers from the food cart. From the beverage cart next to it, I grabbed a sealed paper cylinder of Darkroast, single origin, Ashened Basin grounds, a cloth-wrapped dried cocoa block, and a small clay jar of thick preserved highland milk.
My hands were shaking slightly. I didn't wait to find a table. Right there at the communal counter, under the peripheral gaze of half a dozen upperclassn queuing for their own standard rations, I took the soft wheat bun and sared the savory cream sauce thick across the bottom half.
"Hold on, that sauce isn't ant for—" the food vendor started, half-reaching across the counter to stop .
I ignored him. I dropped the steaming, grease-dripping at patty directly onto the sauce.
The vendor let out a strangled gasp, withdrawing his hand as if I had just committed a war cri on his cutting board. The sudden noise drew attention. The quiet conversations in the queue behind ground to an absolute halt.
"Is he... stacking the components?" an upperclassman muttered, the disbelief bleeding through his voice.
"Look at the grease," another student whispered, taking a physical step back from my tray. "It's soaking straight into the bread. That's revolting."
"Did he just mix the brine-roots with the cream?"
By the ti I layered the pickled cucumbers on top to cut the salt and fat, and pressed the top bun down hard—violently crushing his perfectly respectable, separated ingredients into a single ssy stack—the vendor was staring at the leaking grease with an expression of profound, existential grief.
"You are destroying the structural texture," he whispered in horror.
"I'm optimizing the caloric delivery," I replied, not looking up.
A structural, unapologetic approximation of a modern hamburger.
I set it down on the counter and imdiately took a clean ceramic cup from the heating basin ledge.
I broke a third of the cocoa block into the bottom, crushing it into powder with the back of a utility tool, and smoothed it out with a splash of hot water. Then the beans, run through the press-top filter directly over the dark paste. The cup grew heavier. The sll in the air changed: two entirely separate things becoming one thing, not quite either.
Last, the preserved milk. Room temperature, thick, poured slow and worked in from the bottom up until the black liquid turned the exact shade of pale, creamy brown.
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I looked at the beverage vendor.
"The cooling unit," I asked. "Can I use it?"
He didn't just point this ti. He was leaning entirely over his counter, abandoning all comrcial professionalism. His eyes were wide, tracking my every movent. I opened the side panel and dropped three irregular chunks of ice from the interior tray into my cup.
"He put ice in a thermal steep," a Glyphron girl in the queue hissed, as if I had just violated a fundantal law of alchemy. "His stomach lining is going to rupture."
The beverage vendor leaned closer, sniffing the air. His face contorted into a war between culinary revulsion and deep, primal curiosity.
"You are mixing a bitter-bean steep with frozen milk fat?" he asked, his voice hushed, staring at the cup like it was an unstable explosive. "The thermal shock alone will destroy your organs."
"That's the point," I said.
I lifted the cup. It slled like nothing that had existed in this world before today.
"What actually is that?" the vendor demanded. He looked at my cup, and then stared at the remaining two-thirds of his cocoa block as if he had been using it wrong his entire life.
"Coffee," I said. "Mostly."
I tapped my wrist against the shared terminal on the counter.
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[ ODICIOS / TRANSACTION COMPLETE ]
Soft wheat bun (sliced) : 4 CR
Grilled at patty (hot-plate) : 6 CR
Savory cream sauce : 2 CR
Pickled cucumber (sliced) : 3 CR
Darkroast beans (ground) : 6 CR
Dried cocoa block : 3 CR
Preserved highland milk : 4 CR
Total spent : 28 CR | Balance remaining : 122 CR
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I picked up the iced mocha and the makeshift burger, leaving the food vendor mourning his ruined at patty, the beverage vendor having a business revelation, and half a dozen upperclassn severely questioning my sanity.
I took a massive bite of the burger as I walked away.
The audible crunch of the pickles echoed sharply, followed imdiately by a heavy, savory cloud of steam. The hot, rendering beef fat was lting directly into the cold cream sauce and the toasted wheat bun. It was not elegant. It was sheer, dense caloric violence, and the mont it hit my empty stomach, the INHERITANCE passive violently seized the fuel.
I washed the heavy al down with a freezing sip of the mocha that tasted like absolute salvation, feeling my legs slowly rember how to be structural supports again.
Behind , the silence at the carts finally broke.
It started with the food vendor. He wasn't staring at his grease-stained cutting board like a cri scene anymore. He was staring at it with the horrified realization of an artisan who had just been outclassed by a barbarian.
The sll of the stacked ingredients was wafting directly into the queue. It bypassed the rigid, aristocratic culinary logic of Odia-Pri entirely, striking straight at the primitive, sugar-starved instincts of a dozen overworked Academy students who had been surviving on bland, separated rations.
A third-year Haldia boy's stomach growled so violently it was audible over the ambient corridor noise. He stared down at his own neatly separated, profoundly boring ration tray. Then he looked up at the food vendor.
"Stack it," the Haldia boy demanded.
The food vendor blinked, snapping out of his daze. "What?"
"The at. Put it directly on the bread. Slather the cream on it and bury it in the brine-roots. Crush it down."
"But the structural integrity—"
"I don't care about the integrity, I want the calories! Do it!"
Before the food vendor could process the absolute collapse of his culinary traditions, the second scent hit the crowd.
The darkroast beans, cut with the rich depth of the crushed cocoa and the sweet, heavy cream of the highland milk, lingered heavily in the corridor air.
The Glyphron girl who had stepped back in disgust earlier took a tentative step forward. Her eyes tracked my retreating back, then snapped directly to the beverage vendor.
"Make that," she demanded, pointing an accusing finger at the crushed cocoa block. "Whatever that lunatic just brewed. I want one. With the ice."
" too," another upperclassman chid in, abandoning the food queue entirely and stepping up to the counter. "I want the at stack and the frozen bitter-bean drink. Exactly like he did it."
The two vendors stared at the small crowd suddenly swarming their carts.
They looked at their unasured, half-crushed ingredients. They hadn't written down the recipes. They didn't know the exact ratios. They didn't even know what the words hamburger or mocha ant.
But they were vendors operating on the edges of the Academy. They knew a gold mine when it detonated directly in front of them.
The food vendor and the beverage vendor exchanged a single, deeply capitalist look.
"That will be... twenty-five Credits for the set," the food vendor announced, smoothly jacking up the combined price by nearly fifty percent without blinking.
No one argued. The sound of student wrists tapping against the ODICIOS paynt terminal began to ring out in rapid, frantic succession.
I didn't stick around to watch them try to reverse-engineer modern fast food. I had fat, salt, protein, sugar, and caffeine in my system. I was functional again.
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