My first thought was…
'Zombies?'
My second thought was…
'Zombies.'
My third thought was…
'Zombies! Yay!'
My fourth thought was…
'Finally!'
My fifth thought was…
'Slick the hair for the cara.'
But, no matter how much I searched for it, there wasn't one. There was no cara. So, being a patient person, not showing an ounce of hastiness, I calmly turned to the cast crew and simply asked, "Where's the cara?"
To my dismay…
'There's no cara!'
My childhood dream of starring in a zombie apocalypse movie was shattered in an instant. I wasn't in a movie, I was just in a world of the sa setting.
Damn it.
[I thought your dream was to beco a doctor]
'That was ninth on my list.'
[I feel like I'm gonna regret this but…]
[What was the first one?]
'Owner of a maid café where only won under fifty were served. No n allowed.'
[So you're the incarnation of trash, huh?]
[Just out of curiosity]
[Why didn't you make your dream co true?]
'Because no one would join.'
[With you there]
[I can imagine why]
While I was wallowing in my sorrow and Allison was oh so wisely berating , the creatures that looked like zombies charged at . Sohow, they managed to regain their courage. They weren't coming after before.
[Magic cannon x100]
I didn't really count how many of them there were but they had the sa stats as a human so with just a hundred magic cannons, it was very easy to blow through all of them.
Once I was done, I turned to the obviously stunned crowd who looked like they were looking at Superman, and asked one simple question, "Please tell there's a hidden cara."
~~
There wasn't one. With a downcast expression, I sat in the jeep which was making its way through a city that was thoroughly destroyed but it didn't look like it was destroyed by zombies but by guns.
And it didn't seem one-sided. These were the signs of a proper gunfight with proper explosives in the fold. Whatever it was, there was more than a zombie apocalypse going on around.
I turned to the tense driver and asked, "Where are we going?"
He was trembling and for so reason, he didn't even make the effort to look at . He was instead doing his best to not engage with in any way.
I understand.
He must be afraid of falling for .
Still, I needed an answer so I asked again, this ti a little gently, "Hey. I'm talking to you. It's not polite to ignore soone you know."
For so reason, he started to tremble even more and said, "Please spare ."
Shock!
!
I was beyond shocked. My smile didn't work. How could this be?
[When you say such threatening words with a smile]
[It conveys a different aning]
No idea what she ant by that.
"I'll spare you. However, if you don't answer my question, I might get really mad." I said with a smile. Once again, he was terrified beyond reason but he nodded and said, "Ye-Yes. What would you l-like to kn-know?"
"What happened here?" I asked. The driver didn't dare to look at and said, "Atta—Attack of the Silica."
'What kind of a la na is that?' That was my fifth thought. The 'Rise of the Plastic Empire' would have been much better.
[That's worse]
'How. Dare. You.'
Anyway, I asked, "What is that supposed to an?"
"Do you not know what that ans?" The man sitting in the back of the jeep, the one who was leading the soldiers asked. He also seed to be afraid of but at least he was in his senses.
I shook my head and said, "As you can see, I just appeared in this place. I don't know one thing about it."
"Are you saying you ca from the space?" The man strangely asked.
"Beyond the space." I replied before I asked, "And I'm the one asking the questions here."
The soldier went silent at my request. Seeing his silence, I asked, "Well, what are they? And why are they after you?"
"We don't know where they ca from. All we know is that they appeared one day and began to take over humanity." The man replied.
"If they bite you, you beco one of them?" I asked.
"No." The man said, "They beco us. We simply cease to exist."
At his words, everyone in the jeep trembled. From the words of the man, it was clear that there was sothing deeper to his words but until or unless I saw it with my own eyes, understanding his words might not be that simple.
In a short while, we arrived at the camp. It wasn't any different as shown in the movies. All it lacked was a cara…
Haa…
Anyway, it wasn't surprising when the soldiers rushed to the camp and then…
"Fire!!!" Hundreds of bullets fell on . The soldiers didn't even properly explain the reason and simply said that I was an advanced weapon created by the Silica. That still wasn't a good na.
[Celestial Guard]
Nothing penetrated my shield and I simply stood in my place, my face toward another direction instead of the camp from where bullets were still raining on .
In the distance, I could see about thousands of the sa creatures as before. However, they weren't moving. That simply ant that they could be controlled.
They were waiting for sothing. Whatever it was, it probably was in this place.
[Magic bullet x100]
My level had dropped quite a bit due to the limit of this world, but my skills were still of the sa rank. Of course, due to the difference in stats, their effectiveness was way less than before, but against these guys, it was still sothing else.
I didn't hurt anyone nor did I destroy their weapons. They needed weapons to fight the monsters and it wouldn't do them any good if I were to destroy all of them. As for their mistake of shooting at , they were simply scared so I spared them.
However, a magic bullet close to their face, the sa thing that exploded those plastic n, wasn't as soothing as the heat emitting from it.
The firing stopped and I said the words that would have been perfect if it was in a movie, "Take to your leader."
~~
I was quickly granted access. Ignoring the fact that they were too scared of , seeing the ineffectiveness of their weapons lowered their hopes as well.
Instead of wasting so many resources on , they decided to listen to instead. After all, if I wanted to kill them, they would have already been dead.
With that out of the way, I asked the person who was leading , "Is there a reproduction factory?"
The person guiding , a woman, looked at with a disgusted expression before she said, "We're trying to survive. Not reproduce."
"I just thought it was that type of setting. Sorry if I offended you. Besides, even if I had to offer my services, I wouldn't do it with you." I said with a smile on my face which only angered her more. Still, she knew the circumstances so she remained quiet.
However, the condition of the camp wasn't good at all. The people in here were malnourished significantly and I could see many of them ill as well. If things go like that, they will die. Either by starvation or the fragility of the human body.
I stopped. Seeing not following her, the soldier turned to with an angered expression and said, "I don't have all day."
"It's night." I simply replied and changed my trajectory.
I walked towards where the people were. Unlike the soldiers, the people in the camp didn't know what was going on. Who was I and whether or not was I a friend or an enemy.
But…
"Children!" I suddenly yelled, "Are you hungry?! Do you crave sothing salty? Sothing spicy? Or it is perhaps sothing sweet?"
They all looked at with strange eyes but I continued my act. I waved my hand and what filled the entire ground was nothing but long and long tables of food.
"Well worry not! Because I, the great Gabriel, have everything in his cart! The price is just a simple, sweet smile. And you can eat all you want!"
"Disclair: Smiled are only limited to children and their mothers. Single won have to pay with a kiss on my cheek and n have to look the other way while they eat."
"…" For so reason, everyone just stared at .
Haa… Maybe they didn't understand the essence of my brilliance.
"What I'm saying is…" I said as I waved my hand and more and more food appeared before everyone, "Eat till your stomachs explode."
[Is that why you wanted to be in a zombie movie?]
[To see them smile]
'No.' Looking at the brightened expressions of the children who ate like there was no tomorrow, I said…
'I simply wished it was a movie.'
Then these innocent children wouldn't have to go through this hell.
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