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I slipped my hand into my loose jeans to check out everything that was going on, because it definitely felt weird down there. My cock had grown and stiffened, but it wasn’t as if I’d never experienced that before. Running my soft, feminine hand over it didn’t help. Balls, yes, everything seed in order, although the proportions were off. I had a feeling my cock was even bigger than the usual model, where the balls were a little less so. But then, past the testicles…

Yeah, I had a vulva. No clit, but the rest was there, with outer lips and a little opening that I could slip my finger into. I was wet.

And getting harder. My pants already were the wrong size, and now I was thrusting out of them entirely. I looked down. I was definitely packing. Nine inches? Sothing like that.

I’d had an argunt once with soone about futanari. He claid that the ones with testicles were less realistic, because the tissue that developed to beco the scrotum beca the labia and so forth in the woman, whereas the penis was a developnt of the clit, so a futanari without balls and without a clit could in fact have no duplication of normal human tissue. He was very passionate about it.

I had questioned the aning of the word “realistic” in that context, which caused him to try to explain it all over again to using shorter words and even more passion.

I took a deep breath. I really needed to focus on getting out of there, and not on my genitalia, as interesting as that might be.

So of the spells didn’t seem of much help at the mont. But the innate demonic ability, Dinsion Step, had so promise.

“So, how does dinsion step work?” I asked, wondering if the galomaniac in my head would even feel like answering. Instead, more words appeared in my eyeball.

Dinsion Step: User teleports to any place within twenty ters that they can see. Consus mana.

Well, that was straightforward enough, assuming I had mana to begin with. Did I? If I spent it, would it co back, like in a video ga? I assud so, but all those concerns seed secondary to getting out of there.

I looked up, and I could see my basent. I estimated that it was just twenty feet away. Safety was within reach. I walked directly under it, which ant I was standing next to the coffin.

“Dinsion Step,” I said, not sure how to cast the spell, or “innate demonic ability,” but willing it to happen. I had a mont of thinking that I really didn’t know the first thing about magic, and it was naive to think that I could do things just by saying them.

And then I was in my basent again, looking down at the puzzle.

Now, in your world, I will take control!

It didn’t feel like he was taking control. I started to breathe a sigh of relief as I fell to the floor. I say started, because I fell right through the puzzle and back down.

The bones went crunch as I landed in the coffin again. Ah, the sll of bone dust.

You oaf! Those are my bones, I’ll have you know! You’re desecrating my sacred corpse!

More importantly, I was going to have a serious bruise on my ass. At least there was plenty of cushion there, because I’d transford on the way down and I had plenty of booty, rather than Abel’s flat butt. I also had a killer headache.

The whole thing was way too complicated and detailed for a dream, even if much of it was too weird to be true. If I accepted any of it -- the strange puzzle, the bruise on my butt, the heavy stone of the coffin -- then I might as well accept it all, including Enash’s voice, magic, and my new futanari body.

I did a body scan, making sure nothing was broken, which of course made extra aware of my new body. Nothing was broken, but there were definitely soft squishy bits. I gave one of them a squeeze. It felt kind of nice, and my cock twitched.

This was not the ti for that. I had a bigger problem, and I thought I knew how to solve it, but I wasn’t going to rush this ti.

“Why did I get a headache?” I asked, wondering if Enash would answer. Or better yet, the system display.

I got Enash. Because you’re incompetent? Could have been a headache from running out of mana. Even the rankest apprentice, fit only to have his soul consud, has more innate mana than you.

Okay, so I’d wait a bit before trying again. I knew how to work the display now, so I asked it for information on my other spells.

Life Drain: Allows the caster to draw life slowly from a living being within twenty ters, healing injuries if any, and otherwise restoring health in proportion to life drained. If health is full, restores mana. If mana is full, restores endurance. Ranged use requires a wand.

Detect Magic: Causes any spells, magical objects, or innately magical creatures within twenty ters to appear to glow blue to the caster. Consus mana.

Animate Lesser Undead: Allows the caster to turn any dead creature the caster touches with self or wand into a zombie. Consus mana.

While I was looking, the headache receded, so that was good. I walked around, making sure I hadn’t suffered any more injury from my fall. I noticed that the angle the puzzle showed changed when I moved, just as if I was seeing through a window into my basent, which ant that if I moved far enough, I could see parts of the room that weren’t directly above the puzzle.

Your headache doesn’t seem like mana depletion to . I think you’re fine to try again. Check the display.

I did, zeroing in on the part that might change.

Health: 16/20

Mana: 71/81

Endurance: 29/30

Experience for Next Level: 999

I’d gotten an experience point for sothing. Presumably leveling wasn’t just a matter of casting Dinsion Step over and over.

I frowned. Enash being helpful was suspicious. On the other hand, he probably didn’t like being down here anymore than I did. I rembered him thinking he was going to take control right after I got in the basent.

But he hadn’t. Maybe he just hadn’t had ti, but either way, what else was I going to do? Starve? If I knew he would take over, I might decide to do that, to stop from unleashing a necromancer on Earth, but I didn’t know it, and I wasn’t about to sacrifice myself while there was hope.

I wondered why I thought of Enash as “him” even though apparently he had a futa body. The skeleton had been his, too, but the skeleton was sexless. Sothing about Enash, though, gave off dirty old man energy.

I pressed up against the door, to get the best angle. I was still well within the twenty ters.

“Dinsion Step!” I teleported myself to a place next to the washer, over the floor and not the puzzle.

Hahahaha! Now, in your world, We will take control!

The headache blasted again. If this was going to happen every ti I used a spell, or an ability, that was going to suck.

“Nope. But good job rembering the laugh this ti,” I said, in my normal voice.

He didn’t respond.

I looked down, but I was only confirming what I was already certain was the case. No more boobs. Just my ordinary body, and now my clothes fit — except my belt was way, way too tight.

I loosened it, and breathed.

I was, understandably I think, too wired to sleep. Everything seed normal, but now that I looked at it, there was no doubt that the puzzle was like a window, opening on a view of the mausoleum below. That, and the literal pain in my ass, were the only sign that what happened to was real. I tried to pull up the system display, and nothing.

“Detect Magic,” I said.

Nothing glowed, although if the puzzle wasn’t magical, I didn’t know what “magical” could possibly an. I had the sense that my headache intensified, but that was it.

I tried to check my system display, and that didn’t work either.

I considered taking the puzzle apart for a brief mont, but I knew deep down I wouldn’t do it. I’d always been a curious person, and this was the biggest mystery of my life. I’d barely scratched the surface as far as casting spells went. Did it work on the other side of the puzzle, but not on this side?

I’d been too worried about being trapped, and too distracted by Enash, to think through the ramifications of being a futa on the other side of the puzzle, or to be turned on by my shapely body, but now that I thought of it, I had been super hot.

No, I wasn’t going to let this rest.

I walked upstairs to so supplies. The mausoleum itself wasn’t that interesting. Magic, the strange futa body, and the promise of a world outside the doors of the tomb drew .

Did I want to change bodies? I was curious, for sure. I was also glad that I wasn’t stuck that way full ti, because there would be a lot of explanations to be made here on Earth if I was.

I found the rope and my main tool chest. I tied the rope around a post in the utility room. It was a fifty-foot piece, and the post was about twenty feet from the center of the puzzle, so that should leave just enough to climb down safely. Experintally I tossed the free end to the center of the puzzle, but nothing happened. I took a screw out of the box and tossed it on to the puzzle, but it just sat there. Maybe it required a certain amount of weight? There was a tal dicine cabinet in one of the bathrooms that was dented, which I was going to replace eventually anyway. It would have so heft to it.

I went back upstairs with my tools, spent a few minutes wrestling the cabinet out of the wall, and carried it downstairs. Then I detached the mirror from the hinges. I didn’t want broken glass all over the place. I put the wooden puzzle box on top of it, to give it so more weight, and pushed it to the middle. If it landed on the skeleton, oh well.

Nada.

Maybe I wouldn’t be able to get back through the puzzle at all, although I weighed two hundred pounds, which was a good deal more than the box and the cabinet combined, if that was what it took.

“Any ideas, Enash?” I asked. “How’s this thing work?” He’d been quiet for a while.

He stayed quiet.

I could see that as a good thing, even if I wanted more information.

The only way I would find out if I could go back down was by going back down. Holding on to the rope, it should be safe, right? Unless I couldn’t get the rope to work, because of so magical rule I didn’t know about that stopped ropes from going through apparently-not-magical jigsaw puzzle dinsional gates.

Alternately, I could Dinsion Step down there.

I should, I realized, treat this whole thing as a project. Planning mattered. But also, projects took ti. It was going to take months to do all the improvents I intended to make in the house. I knew all about being patient for long projects.

If I stayed up late exploring a new world, it would take even longer to flip the house. But maybe I’d keep it. If I disassembled the puzzle, and reassembled it elsewhere, would that just move the portal? Or would it destroy the magic? If I didn’t know, I wasn’t going to risk it, and that would an I wasn’t selling the house. Which would screw up my whole inco stream.

I was getting ahead of myself. Planning long term is fine, but one had to live in the present.

I took the things I thought I wanted out of the toolbox, and put them in a backpack, which I strapped on my back. Then I held onto the rope with both hands and moved toward the center of the puzzle.

Abruptly, I fell through. But the rope trick worked, and I only fell a few feet as it caught on the edge of the puzzle. I hung on to the rope. I looked up and could see the cabinet and the screw still sitting there, although from the bottom they looked like they were suspended in midair.

Weird, but not as weird as the fact that I was a girl again. Well, a girl with sothing extra, presumably. I wasn’t checking right at the mont. Hand over hand, I carefully lowered myself down, conscious that my futa body didn’t have the callused hands I was used to as the rope rubbed against my hands.

Decided to co back, did you?

I didn’t respond.

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