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Deep inside his coffin, Enash’s empty eye sockets glowed.

He had scouted out world after world from his confinent until he had decided on the one most suitable. The world called Earth had weapons beyond compare — contrivances that flew through the sky, and dropped bombs; ships that fired projectiles wider than a skull; handheld weapons that shot hard lead faster than the speed of sound. They even had weapons that created an effect not unlike his signature Fog of Death spell. As the only necromancer ever to reach the twelfth circle of knowledge, that spell was his and his alone, and it made him a little envious that dictators could gas their own people at a whim.

But the guns would be sufficient. Enash envisioned an army of zombies, ard with such weapons. Each ti they fired, another enemy would die, to rise again and join the horde. The bullet holes would give them a particularly ghastly appearance. His army would sweep through the world of Amaranth, destroying puny mortal trolls, orcs, and beastkin who sought to oppose him with clubs, swords and bows. Even the magics of elves and demons would not stand in his way. By the ti he conquered Amaranth, he would have a force that would be able to sweep through Earth as well. Zombies would be immune to the chemical weapons, anyway, as they didn’t need to breathe.

He yearned to watch his army lay waste to an unprepared world, to hear the wailing of won and watch the blood of his adversaries flow in the streets. To see the horrified faces of those who faced the animated bones of their loved ones. To taste souls again.

He cackled with anticipation. A mortal was assembling the other side of the gate now, dooming his world. Soon, his century-long imprisonnt at the hands of the elves would be over.

He would need a body again. He had gathered the magic for it over centuries, carefully transmuting his own death mana into sothing that could be used to create a corporeal form, preparing for this day. He reviewed the choices he had mulled over before.

A fearso orc body, perhaps, muscled and large-tusked, capable of striking terror?

Perhaps sothing skeletal, as befitting his talent as the foremost Necromancer in the history of Amaranth? That, too, would cause his enemies to quake. But no, been there, done that, and even the skeleton form had decayed in the box they had put him in.

A poncy elf? No, out of the question.

He had been born demonkind, although he had transcended that heritage. Demons were soft, compared to him. It would be like returning to his childhood.

Trolls were strong and ferocious, but they had a reputation for stupidity, and he couldn’t stand people to think he was stupid. He, Enash the great!

No, nothing from Amaranth would do. Sothing, then, from his new adopted ho. He’d been learning about their culture. He needed sothing more subtle, that would disarm his enemies while he built up power. Maybe a poncy elf would work, after all. Humans seed to like elves.

He shook his head. He knew just the thing. Not only power, but the pleasures of the flesh would be his.

What did the humans call them? Futanari. He’d been absorbing human art, and had seen several animated films featuring the cute futa girls, and they seed to be popular. He’d have to make sure his body had a particularly sturdy spine, because they tended to be rather top heavy. Perhaps so horns? No, that would ruin the disarming effect. He allowed himself little horns, small enough to be hidden under manes of luxurious black hair.

Black like my soul, he told himself, and tittered.

And the horns would grow. By the ti all of Amaranth serves , his horns would be magnificent.

He resisted the desire to add cloven hoofs. They did give futanari shapely calves, but no. He was not one to simply stand and model, and they reminded him too much of his youth. The large, soft but gravity-defying breasts he had in mind would be sufficient to cause humans to salivate with lust. Elves and orcs too, he guessed. Perhaps they would beg to serve him, enraptured by his feminine beauty. Her feminine beauty? No. The body was just a vessel.

He didn’t want to get too carried away with the whole femininity thing. A woman’s body, yes, but with a huge penis, that was very important. Human n worried about the sizes of their penises and asured their manliness by them. And many human won, from what he could tell from so videos he’d scried, were size queens. When fully erect, his cock should cause feelings of inadequacy among humans, and yet be discreetly concealable when soft.

He laughed as he imagined fucking a woman and filling her fertile body with his seed, while her dead husband milled around as his subservient zombie. Of course he wouldn’t feel anything — zombies didn’t have emotions or much of a consciousness — and artificial bodies such as the one he was creating couldn’t impregnate anyone, but it was the aesthetics of the thing. And of course the woman’s screams would be delightful. He’d eat her soul afterward, most likely.

He missed eating souls.

Whatever mortal assembled the gate would be first.

I looked around my new ho. The hardwood floor was pale with wear and had splintered in places, its rough surface in dire need of sanding and several coats of varnish. The wallpaper in the living room was a ghastly light green with velvet fleur-de-lis in a shade not quite olive, not quite forest green. The Linoleum in the kitchen had been poorly laid and had started to peel along an obvious seam in the middle, the countertops were a dated yellow Formica, and the fixtures old and oddly mismatched: a black dishwasher, an avocado refrigerator, and a white oven.

I put the two bags of food I’d brought into the refrigerator and cabinets and then rubbed my hands with anticipation at all the things that had made the place undesirable to most buyers. The wallpaper alone had probably knocked ten thousand dollars off the price. I wandered around, consulting the spreadsheet on my tablet and making sure I hadn’t missed anything during the pre-purchase inspection. The part of the work I looked forward to least was peeling off the wallpaper, but at least destroying the ugliness would be satisfying if ti-consuming. I peeked into each room and poked into closets, noting a sticky door that would need to be rehung, possibly planed, and probably repainted. The leaky faucet in the downstairs bathroom I’d repair today. The day, after all, was young, with dawn’s early light just beginning to poke in the windows through the aluminum blinds I’d opened as soon as I’d entered.

The best thing about a house like mine was that so much could be done to make it better.

While I walked around the house, I rolled a coin through my fingers, hiding it between two fingers, palming it, slipping it up my sleeve and out again, pocketing it only when I needed both hands free.

I pulled down the attic stairs and checked them carefully before climbing up. They were in better condition than most of the house, and I suspected the attic had been rarely used by the old folks who had been the previous owners. It was a sha, in a way, that their kids hadn’t wanted to fix the place up and live in it, but it needed a lot of work and they’d probably have to hire contractors. Not everyone liked to do everything themselves.

The attic had an HVAC system that was in decent working order, and unlike kitchen appliances, no one cared what the HVAC looked like as long as it worked. I’d checked the HVAC during the inspection, and it worked fine during the walk-through, but exploring every nook and cranny of the house now that it was mine felt different sohow. In the far corner of the attic I spotted a wooden box about two feet wide and six inches tall, apparently left behind. Most people leave sothing, usually because they can get away with it and it’s easier than double-checking and hauling stuff away. It wasn’t worth worrying about, and I was tempted to ignore it because I wanted to get on with the work, but curiosity got the better of . I brought it down the ladder and took it to the master bedroom where the light was better, and opened the lid. Inside was a jigsaw puzzle. The pieces were made out of wood, each piece so large that even though the box was full it didn’t have enough pieces to challenge an adult. I hadn’t done a puzzle in a very long ti, but I had fond mories. Sothing about taking sothing and making sothing better from it had always appealed to , which was probably why I kept buying fixer-uppers. Flipping them had beco a full-ti job, and I loved it.

I set it aside and walked back to my van, and on my return trip I lugged in my box of plumbing tools in one hand, an air mattress and a pump in the other. I’d start the air mattress inflating and then take care of the leaky faucet. On my next trip to the van I’d get a card table and my second toolbox, and then pillows and my wallpaper stear. I enjoyed picking up sothing I needed to live in the house each ti I got sothing that would help fix it up. I’d get my real bed eventually, but for now the air mattress would do fine. Tomorrow I’d grab more stuff from the storage locker, but there was no point in cluttering the place up with furniture while I still had to refinish the floors.

In a year I’d sell the house to soone who would love all I’d done to it, and I’d pocket enough to live off of. It was my own version of turning dross into gold, and it made happy.

By late afternoon I’d earned a beer. I still had weeks of work to do, but I was proud of what I’d accomplished. The leak was fixed, and half the wallpaper was off. The locks on the doors were changed. I’d installed an induction stovetop with a convection oven to replace the aging regular electric one, and a new dishwasher, both in matching stainless steel. Nothing tasted better to my mind than a craft xican beer earned by toil and sweat. I took a few minutes to savor the cool amber liquid before taking the empty bottle out to the recycling bin.

Over the wooden picket fence that separated my new ho from hers I spotted a neighbor watering her garden using hand nozzle, and I waved. She was a pretty woman about my age, mid-thirties, with a svelte figure and dium blonde hair, wearing a tank top and shorts. She waved back, set down her hose, and walked over.

“Hey there,” she said. “You buy the place?”

“Yep. I’m Abel Thorson. Nice to et you.” I rolled a quarter absently through my fingers.

“Kathy Knightley,” she said. “Nice to et you too.” She looked at my hand, and I realized what I’d been doing. “What’s that?” she asked.

“This?” I said, holding it up so she could see that it was an ordinary quarter, and then folding my hand around it. “Nothing at all,” I said, showing her my hand was empty. It’s an easy trick, but sotis the easiest ones are the best.

She laughed. “Clever. Whatcha gonna do about that fence?”

“This one we’re talking over?”

“Yep.”

I grinned. “Repair it. It’s got so solid parts that I think are okay, but obviously a lot of it needs to be replaced eventually. Might be a few weeks, though, because the inside needs a lot of work too. Unless the bad fence is causing you trouble?”

“Weeks? That’s not too bad, unless you don’t want my dogs getting into your yard. They like to run through that spot where there’s so loose boards. They’ll bark, but they won’t bite unless you’re an to them.”

The two dogs were barking and playing roughly with each other not far from where she’d put down the hose, but I wasn’t worried about them. They weren’t very big, and looked like Boston Terrier mixed with sothing else. I could easily believe they were friendly. “They don’t have any trouble finding their way back again?”

“No, they usually only want to be outside for a couple of hours before they run back in,” Kathy said. “That one is Roxy, and that one is Rover.”

She’d have to tell several tis before I knew which was which, because they looked identical from this distance. They probably ca from the sa litter.

“Then I don’t have a problem with it if you don’t. Seems a sha to cut the size of their play space in half, but I’m afraid I do need to fix the fence eventually.”

She gave a funny look. “I was afraid you wouldn’t fix it at all. Sotis I have a hard ti getting them to co back when I want them, and I don’t want to chase them into your yard.”

“Well, if you need help corralling them, I’m pretty good with dogs. Just give a holler. But I also give you permission to enter my backyard, if it’s to get the dogs, until I get the fence fixed.”

She smiled at and glanced over to where she’d left the hose. She’d gotten what she’d wanted out of the conversation, I imagined, and now she wanted to finish what she was doing and so did I. She was cute, and I felt so attraction, but I doubted it would amount to anything. I was only a temporary neighbor. She didn’t have a wedding ring on, though, and if she wanted to make a lonely night less lonely, well, I wouldn’t say no. But there were complications to dating a neighbor. I’d never been what you would call a one-woman man, and when I discovered there were other people into polyamory I used that community as my dating pool. Less drama that way. Right now I didn’t have anything serious going on, just a couple of friends with benefits, one local, one back where I’d moved from in Boston, but I still didn’t need a jealous neighbor. “Well, I left the stear heating,” I said. “I should probably get back to work.”

She gave a confused look, but nodded and went back to her hose. I realized she probably didn’t know what I ant by a stear, but I wasn’t going to chase after her to explain.

I liked to work on the wallpaper in bits, since it was my least favorite job. Spend an hour doing that, then work on sothing else. It’d all co down eventually, and then I’d paint the wall a nice neutral color. I didn’t think I’d want off-white if I ever intended to stay in a place for good, but it made the realtors happy. No one loved it, including , but hardly anyone hated it either.

So I did a run to the storage locker to get another load of supplies. I had to move out of the old place before I could close on the new one, so I’d shipped everything out from Boston. Last night, I stayed with my friend Sandra. It was nice to share a bed with her, but I was glad to have my own place again.

I ate dinner at my card table while sitting on a folding chair, and then spent another hour on the wallpaper before deciding I’d done enough for the day as the sun started to go down. My arms were the good kind of tired, and I wanted to get an early start on the day tomorrow, so I planned on lying in bed reading until I fell asleep.

I realized I hadn’t brought my e-reader or a paper book, so unless I wanted to make another round trip to storage, or read on my phone, that wasn’t happening. I debated working more, but that was foolish. I’d just be that much more tired tomorrow. If I made the trip tomorrow, I’d have the energy to load the new refrigerator, the belt sander, and so of the other things I needed into my van. My stage magic props were still in storage, too, so I couldn’t practice. But I wasn’t ready to fall asleep.

I rembered the puzzle. A puzzle sounded like a good way to relax. I couldn’t tell how big it would be when it was finished, but I doubted it would fit on my thirty-inch card table. I knew once I got started I’d want to finish it, if not today then at least before putting it away, and that ant that I didn’t want to do it on any of the wooden floors I intended to sand and varnish. Finally I decided to take it down to the half-finished basent, which I’d fix up before the year was out but was low on my list of priorities for now. As a single guy, I didn’t really need all the space this three bedroom house with a full basent had, and while I wouldn’t mind sharing space with a woman soday, they’d have to be soone who didn’t mind moving about and living in half-finished houses. And soone who was open to poly. So far, I hadn’t t that special soone.

I sat cross-legged on the floor as I pulled thick wooden pieces out from the big box and sorted them into edge pieces and others. The plain box had no picture on it to indicate what the end result would be, which added to the mystery. Each piece was as big as my hand, and the size of the pieces seed to indicate a children’s puzzle, but the colors were mostly blacks and grays with occasional hints of blue, hinting at a sort of gloominess that appealed to a previous self. I’d gone through a goth phase, and while it didn’t seem “” right now, I still had fond mories of stomping to heavy music with dark lyrics. Each piece had the appearance of having been painted by hand, probably with oils, and then varnished. I appreciated fine craftsmanship, and the amount of work that must have involved made even more eager to put it together.

Enash put the finishing touches on his spell, and the new body coalesced. Then futa Enash pushed at the coffin lid, cracking it open before taking a breather. He cast fire spells to light the ancient torches set in sconces on the walls. When he had reached the sixth circle, he gained the ability to transform death magic into other elents, and could cast the rudintary spells of other spheres. The mausoleum began to glow with a dim light.

The soul of the mortal would unlock the wards that stopped him from leaving the mausoleum.

He waited, rubbing his hands with anticipation. It was nice to have hands again. He was tempted to explore his new curvy body, but it would be embarrassing to be jerking off the mont the mortal tried to co through the gate, only to discover that the spell Enash had woven ant that only one of them could continue to exist. One body, two souls, one master: Enash!

Enash cackled again. Foolish mortal! Was that a cliche? Well, it sounded good, anyway. He said it again. Foolish mortal!

He didn’t bother with clothes. He would take them from the mortal. With such bouncy breasts, and such a large penis, he had nothing to be ashad of.

With a thought, he summoned the system display.

Enash

Species: Demonic Futanari

Class: Necromancer

Level: 12

Strength: 10

Dexterity: 8

Intelligence:22

Wisdom: 4

Charisma 10

Health: 20

Mana: 12,372

Endurance: 30

Experience for Next Level: N/A, requires breakthrough.

Innate Demonic Ability: Dinsion Step.

Spells: Death Fog, Greater Curse, Create Vampire, Embrace Death, Animate Multiple Greater Undead,

He considered reviewing his nurous spells, but his new sexy body was making him horny. He had almost forgotten what it was like to have a cock, and other parts of his body he had never possessed. It was pleasant, but very distracting. Perhaps he had chosen badly.

Perhaps he had ti to rub one out before the mortal finished the gate after all. Just quickly.

But no, the puzzle he had sent into the world beyond, one piece at a ti, was almost assembled. The ti was nigh!

Enash allowed himself one more “Foolish mortal!” and a cackle.

He pushed the lid the rest of the way off the stone coffin. It broke into pieces as it clattered to the stone floor. His patience had paid off. Freedom was at hand, and tyranny would follow!

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