The Crimson Demons never suffer losses!
Unless they owe money and can't repay it!
"Hmph, I look down on you!"
Unable to vent his anger at the boss, Kazuma could only express his disdain for the two of them, drawing furious glares from both.
"Ah, my shoulders are a bit sore."
Eiji massaged his shoulders, feigning helplessness with a frown.
"I'll do it!"
gumin rushed over like a gust of wind, fawningly kneading his shoulders.
"Ah, my hand hurts a bit, I don't really feel like holding a spoon."
"I'll do it!"
Aqua imdiately jumped up from the floor, snatched the dinner in front of Eiji, and handed him the spoon with a charming smile.
Darkness watched the two with a speechless expression.
How dare you two?
Do you really think you can outsmart him?
Even I'm completely under his control!
No, you're just easy to handle—if Eiji knew what she was thinking, he'd definitely retort like that.
"I have a proposal."
After finishing the al comfortably, Eiji looked at the empty bowl in front of him and revealed a mischievous smile.
"To be honest, after eating, I really don't feel like moving. How about soone washes the dishes and fetches water for ? Let think... how about 100,000 Eris per day? But I only need one person!"
"Boss, let do it!"
Kazuma imdiately clung to Eiji's leg.
100,000 per day was more than what he earned from going on quests. At most, a quest would only net him a few thousand, and that was when business was good.
The money he had earned before had all been squandered by Aqua, and now he had little savings left. Being the boss's servant was far more profitable than going on quests!
"Kazuma, get away from , you mortal!"
Aqua kicked Kazuma away and hurriedly washed Eiji's bowl.
"I'll make the tea!"
gumin volunteered to prepare the black tea—this was sothing Aqua could never beat her at!
"gumin, you get away too! Let do it!"
"Aqua, you only purify the tea, so stop making things worse!"
"I was doing it on purpose before! Now I'll be careful. As long as I don't touch the tea, I won't purify it!"
"Even so, I'm more suitable. I don't even need to worry about whether I touch the tea or not!"
"I'm definitely more suitable! Unlike a country bumpkin like gumin, I look noble, and brewing black tea is a noble task. Poor people can't do it!"
"Hey, are you looking for a fight? A duel! Duel ! The Crimson Demons never back down from a challenge!"
"Bring it on! Do you think I'm afraid of you?"
Aqua and gumin started brawling after just a few words.
The entire villa instantly beca lively.
Eiji lounged comfortably on the sofa, watching the two's fight escalate from punches and kicks to hair-pulling and clothes-tearing, a look of approval on his face.
"Sigh."
Darkness sighed helplessly, took her own bowl to the sink to wash it, then grabbed her clothes and headed into the bathroom.
"Boss, can you lend your ga console?"
"No."
"Why? Weren't you pretty easygoing last ti?"
"Then why don't you die again?"
"..."
Kazuma fell silent.
I really can't stand you, boss!
"Kitty, co here."
Eiji glanced sideways and spotted a small, pitch-black cat with a pair of short wings on its back.
It was gumin's Chomusuke!
He imdiately tossed the student handbook aside and beckoned to the kitten.
Kazuma, seeing this, quietly picked up the student handbook.
The kitten owed softly, as if understanding human speech, then leaped onto Eiji's lap and settled down, feigning sleep.
"The texture is amazing! Its fur is so much smoother than an ordinary kitten's!"
Eiji couldn't keep his hands off the cat, stroking it repeatedly. The black fur felt like a baby's skin, yet far more resilient—perfect for unrestrained petting. Simply wonderful.
"Speaking of which, is this cat male or female?"
A rather serious question suddenly occurred to Eiji.
If his guess was correct, this creature should be the other half of the goddess Wolbach.
So, if this cat were male, wouldn't that an Wolbach was androgynous?
The thought of that dashing yet charming red-haired beauty turning into a futa with male parts sent a shiver of disgust down Eiji's spine.
"Better confirm this quickly!"
Eiji jolted into action, hastily lifting Toshinosuke up and spreading its hind legs.
"ow—!!"
Toshinosuke, startled and seeing its lower half about to be exposed, let out an angry ow.
"Pfft!"
A small fla shot out of its mouth, aid precisely at Eiji's hand.
Eiji quickly let go, and Toshinosuke imdiately escaped, vanishing in the blink of an eye.
"Good, it's female!"
Eiji patted his chest in relief.
Though it was just a glimpse, he had caught sight of Toshinosuke's lower half—definitely empty, and it didn't seem like it had been neutered. So, all was well!
"You're so perverted."
gumin stood in front of Eiji, looking at her with disdainful eyes.
"I knew you were a lecher, but I never thought you'd even go after a cat!"
"Watch your words! I call this being consistently devoted to everyone!"
Eiji glared back unhappily, then suddenly realized sothing.
"You two stopped fighting?"
"It's over."
"What was the result?"
"One day each, fair and square."
gumin straightened her disheveled clothes and nonchalantly covered the black eye on her left eye with her eyepatch.
It seed they hadn't settled on a winner.
"On a more private note, back in Alcanretia, were you deliberately stopping Yunyun?"
Eiji glanced around. Aqua and Kazuma had both run off, so he quietly confird with gumin.
"She's sort of a friend. I couldn't just stand by and watch Yunyun jump into a pit of fire."
gumin shot him a glance and rolled her eyes in annoyance.
"But Yunyun will have to find a man sooner or later, right? What's wrong with seizing the chance to find an excellent one?"
Eiji pointed at himself with his thumb, implying, "Soone as outstanding as is practically extinct these days. Shouldn't she cherish that?"
"Care to explain what exactly makes you so outstanding?"
gumin stared at him with dead-fish eyes, clearly unconvinced.
"For example, I could buy her best friend a nice magic wand!"
gumin imdiately perked up, her expression showing clear interest.
"And whenever we encounter a big monster, I'll let her best friend take the kill!"
Visible hesitation quickly spread across gumin's face.
"And I'll wipe the debt clean!"
"Yunyun is all yours!"
gumin earnestly grasped Eiji's hand.
"You're an outstanding man. I hope you won't make her sad!"
"Absolutely!"
Bang, bang, bang!
The two had just completed their transaction... no, I an Eiji had just gained gumin's approval when a series of urgent knocks suddenly ca from the front door.
"Coming, coming... Who's making such a racket this late at night..."
Kazuma's grumbling could be heard from the entrance.
Soon after, the door opened, followed by hurried footsteps.
"Mr. Nangou, please have a child with !"
Standing at the living room entrance was YuYu, tears streaming down her face in desperation.
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