Chapter 930: You Really Know How To Bullsh*t!
Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
“F*ck! He really guessed it!”
Salvatore looked incredulous. He couldn’t believe that this fortune-teller managed to guess correctly.
Victoria was also very surprised. She didn’t know how her father had guessed it.
Did her father really learn how to read fortunes over the past 10 years?
Actually, Jordan already knew the answer.
All he needed to do was to find a proper way to reveal the answer to Salvatore, so as to trick him. Even if Salvatore’s lackey wasn’t called Dale but Sammy or sothing.
Jordan would use so other way to link to the word “Dalton”.
Speaking of Dale, Jordan found it a little strange because he had never seen him before.
As Salvatore had been with Jordan for two years, he had done many things for him. While Jordan had seen all of Salvatore’s closest subordinates, he had never seen Dale before.
Salvatore clapped in shock. “Not bad, old man. You guessed right. If you have the ability, guess his first and middle na!”
“Oh f*ck, I shouldn’t have told you that my benefactor has a middle na too.”
Jordan smiled. “I already knew before you said so. It’s written on the divination. Your benefactor has a first, middle and last na.”
Salvatore asked in a puzzled voice,
“Where is it written? Aren’t there two circles and four crosses? It’s either two nas or four nas. How does he have three nas?”
Jordan didn’t know how to answer the question. He couldn’t think of any good excuse so he just said in an annoyed tone,
“Will you understand even if I tell you? Are you a divination master? Don’t interrupt !”
This ti, Salvatore backed off. “Alright, you’re aweso. You know your stuff. Guessing the surna isn’t that impressive. If you have the ability to guess his first and middle nas, I’ll acknowledge you as my master!”
Jordan stroked his beard and pretended to look like an expert.
“You flipped the coin six tis just now. It was a cross four tis. In other words, it was heads four tis. Therefore, the second word of your benefactor’s na is…”
Jordan was about to say that the middle na was “Headly”, which was indeed Pablo’s middle na.
Dale suddenly said, “That’s not right. Salvatore, when you referred to heads, did you an the side with Roosevelt’s face? Or the side with the torch?”
Salvatore was confused. “The side with the torch, is there a problem? Isn’t that right?”
Dale said, “Of course not! The side with Roosevelt’s face is heads! If you don’t believe , I’ll use my phone to check for you.”
Dale took out his phone and did an internet search. He showed Salvatore the results.
Salvatore smacked his forehead. “Oh my god, I’ve always thought the reverse was true.”
Jordan was also stunned. Strangely, he had the sa misconception as Salvatore! This was partly because Jordan spent most of his growing-up years overseas, so he was not familiar with US coins.
Nevertheless, Jordan was not stumped by this little misunderstanding.
Jordan said calmly, “Fortunately, Dale reminded . I almost forgot that this is 2020. 2020 is the year of the reverse. All the results have to be reversed. You threw out four tails but we have to reverse it. So your benefactor’s middle na is Headly, right?”
Salvatore was dumbfounded. He was equally amazed by Jordan’s accuracy and his ability to twist things around.
Circles, crosses, wind runes, lotus flowers, and now “year of the reverse”?
Why had he never heard of such a thing before?
Salvatore was a little speechless. “I say, Grandpa, the way you deduced the na Headly is a little too far-fetched, isn’t it?”
If Dale hadn’t said anything about the heads and tails of the coin, the old man probably wouldn’t have talked about the bullsh*t year of the reverse!
Jordan said, “Who cares if it’s far-fetched or not? Just tell if my divination is correct!”
Salvatore was an honest person. He lowered his head and said indignantly, “Yes, you guessed it right. If you have the guts, guess the first na now!”
Jordan glanced around the room and suddenly heard the sound of a mosquito.
“Is that a mosquito?”
Jordan suddenly asked.
Smack!
Salvatore slapped the mosquito to death and said, “It’s normal to have mosquitoes in this area.”
Jordan smiled faintly and was about to speak.
Unexpectedly, Victoria seed to have figured out Jordan’s plan and interrupted.
“Sir! I know! A mosquito appeared beside Mr. Salvatore. Is his first na Moses? Mr. Salvatore’s benefactor is called Moses Headly Dalton, right?!”
“Haha, you’re wrong!”
Salvatore was thrilled.
Jordan scolded Victoria. “Why did you make that guess? The art of divination is unfathomable. How can it be as simple as that?”
Victoria pouted like a spoiled daughter in front of her father. “I’m sorry, Sir. Then his first na is…”
Jordan said, “His first na is indeed related to this mosquito, but it’s not that simple. Let ask you, is a mosquito considered big or small?”
Victoria was stunned for a mont before answering, “Small.”
Jordan nodded. “That’s right. Salvatore’s benefactor’s first na is Pablo, which ans ‘little’ in Spanish.”
“Salvatore, your benefactor’s na is Pablo Headly Dalton! Am I right?!”
‘Oh my god!’
Salvatore was completely stunned!
‘This was too f*cking ridiculous!’
Jordan was clearly forcing the circumstances to fit the answer. He had even lectured Victoria that the art of divination was not that simple.
Everyone thought that Jordan would use so complicated reasoning to deduce the first na.
But it turned out to be just a random mosquito!
In fact, deducing the na to be Moses would be more reasonable than the na Pablo!
Salvatore gasped. “Impossible, it’s impossible for you to have guessed. Did you already know about our relationship?”
From Salvatore’s words, Victoria knew that Jordan had guessed correctly. She was overjoyed.
Victoria spoke up for Jordan. “Mr. Salvatore, this old man is a fortune-teller. How would he know about your world? Mr. Salvatore, a big man like you won’t be a sore loser, right?”
Salvatore felt very helpless. He thought for a mont and said, “Old man, you’re quite capable. But if you really did know about my relationship with Pablo, I’ll be a fool to let you off today! How about this? I’ll let you divine another one. If you can divine what kind of woman I like, I’ll admit that you’re really capable! I’ll bow to you and acknowledge you as my master!”
What kind of woman did Salvatore like?
This was too simple.
Salvatore was infatuated with Emily.
In his eyes, even Lauren, Victoria, Hailey, Lota, Park Anya and all the other peerless beauties could not compare to the “ordinary” Emily Clarke!
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