Sean Lowell closed his eyes without making a sound; he had no intention of answering Gordon Sterling’s question.
But for The Jilted, Sean’s attitude was more than enough.
Silence ant no objection, no objection ant it could be executed, and execution ant releasing the news quickly:
"Dearest viewers in front of the screen, how are you? I am your host, Gordon Sterling. Recognized by the state from birth, Sh-u-ai G-e, guaranteed authentic, one in a billion. If you can find more than 14 people nad Gordon Sterling in the vast Celestar, then I’ll consider these four words ’one in a billion’ undeserved!"
[Aweso~~ Aweso~~ Went offline and ca back to annoy us again]
[Cut... Cut Cut... Cut Cut Cut...]
The screen was filled with disdain, forming a welco ceremony for Gordo.
"You’re welcoming the wrong way, please refresh the screen, send a wave of 666!"
"Then send a wave of 520 too!"
"Plus a wave of fainting emoticons because of my handsoness!"
"I’ll count down from three!"
"3, 2, if the screen is full imdiately, I’ll drag The Jilted down from the mountain to make wine for you all, 1..."
[Liar, don’t ruin our just-reunited feeling of the bridge~~~]
The first thing that caught the eye wasn’t the screen flood Gordon was hoping for.
"When did I ever lie? Is there really such a die-hard fan who loves so deeply but still doesn’t believe ?"
Despite the objection in the screen flood section, the dense combination of 666 520 fainting emoticons soon took over the entire screen after three seconds.
"Three seconds, it actually took a whole three seconds to start flooding the screen, did you know I can eat three bowls of rice and three eggs in three seconds? Hah, three seconds."
Gordo was clearly dissatisfied with the delayed screen flood.
There was no delay as he gained weight per second, so why must fans delay flooding the screen?
Gordon’s short temper!
The fans’ three-second delay greatly angered the ego of the 340-pound, 20 million-follower star: "If you don’t believe, then forget it. For the Lowe-Fairmont Tipples release in three days, please, do not co, rember that, rember."
Gordon went online and offline in a flash, leaving the livestream room mbers from The Dump Alliance who had only flooded halfway with 666 520 quite speechless.
[Gordo Gordo, as fat as a pig, as timid as a mouse. But, when he’s this cocky, that has to be for real, right? ... Right?]
[Should we spread this news, or spread it, or perhaps spread it? ... Hm?]
Gordon is a natural stand-up cody host.
He makes things that are already confird seem half-hidden.
Compared to definite news, those that sound half-true and half-false will definitely spread faster, deeper, and more thoroughly.
The news of The Jilted’s impending presence at the Lowe-Fairmont Tipples release in three days quickly spread without trace.
Even though Sean Lowell personally attended the annual Top 100 Chinese Liquors event,
that kind of attendance had the factory representatives separated by a soundproof glass room, and fans had even another screen as a barrier.
It’s like scratching an itch through a shoe, observing the ’fire’ from across the bank, how frustrating.
Compared to the professional event, the Lowe-Fairmont Tipples launch is certainly much more down-to-earth.
Lowe-Fairmont Tipples is a stylishly packaged, very pocket-friendly white wine ’experint,’ each bottle 100ml, priced at 20.99 yuan, signifying love you long ti.
The idea for Lowe-Fairmont Tipples ca from Gordo, with a brain full of business fat, and the price was set by Gordon Sterling.
He believes this pricing will most please the fans, and this volu is most suited for mbers of The Dump Alliance who don’t drink to collect.
That’s right, it’s for collecting, not drinking.
Gordon often seems unreliable, but in fact, he knows the art of propagation well.
Just the right amount of capriciousness, to an excessive degree of narcissism.
Just the right amount of professionalism, to an excessive degree of humor.
Lowe-Fairmont Tipples is a very nonsensical liquor.
Many people don’t know whether to define it as Chinese white wine or an influencer’s product.
In fact, before Gordon, no one had marketed white wine with a ’fashion’ concept.
Nor did any well-known distillery focus their gaze on young consur groups.
But in this world, whether in the past or present, in China or overseas, there’s absolutely no wine marketed with a ’blind box’ concept.
You know you’ll be drinking Chinese white wine, but at the annual Lowe-Fairmont Tipples launch, until you bring the liquor to your nose and drink it, you absolutely won’t know its fragrance type, nor will you know its formula.
If not for the state’s mandatory packaging regulations for liquor, you wouldn’t even know the alcohol content.
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