"Sister Shu Ya, I want so milk too!"
After Hao Jian said that, Shu Ya and Sister Lan were completely thunderstruck!
Especially Shu Ya, her eyelids twitched wildly, her silver teeth chattered, she desperately wanted to pin this shaless bastard to the ground and XOXO him a thousand tis!
"Hmph! Jerk!"
Shu Ya's previously good mood was utterly destroyed by Hao Jian, and she imdiately turned to Sister Lan and Tongtong to say goodbye before diving into her own sedan!
Seeing Shu Ya huffing away, Hao Jian's big mouth split into a grin:
"It's just a five-yuan carton of yogurt! I'm blown away, she flipped faster than flipping a book!"
After muttering to himself, Hao Jian waved to Sister Lan and Tongtong, then got into the sedan himself!
Once Hao Jian got into the car, Shu Ya quickly returned to her typical state of an icy CEO, her face stern:
"Drive!"
Hao Jian also noticed the change in Shu Ya's aura and didn't dare to joke anymore, he drove quietly.
When the car was about to reach the company, Shu Ya suddenly spoke up, "Rember, when we get to the company, you can't tell anyone you are my fiancé."
"Ah, why?" Hao Jian asked, surprised.
"Because our current relationship cannot be known to everyone in the company."
Shu Ya gave her reason, one being that Hao Jian's abrupt appearance was hard to explain since most people at the company knew she didn't have a boyfriend; suddenly popping up with one would surely seem odd to them.
The second reason was her worry that Hao Jian, this scoundrel of a hooligan, would take advantage of being her fiancé to ss around in the company, after all, his head was filled with nothing but libido – for safety's sake, it was better to keep it a secret for now.
"Alright," Hao Jian agreed reluctantly!
This guy was actually quite ready to use his status to play the field, but with Shu Ya's sudden words, he felt aggrieved and desolate in his heart!
Why did it feel like nothing good had happened since he slept with this woman?
"Disappointed, are you?" Shu Ya let out a cold, amused snort, obviously aware of what he was thinking.
"I feel like I'm at a loss. Not only did you take my body, but I can't even claim to be your fiancé. Ah, this is what you call a na without the benefits!" Hao Jian said facetiously.
"Benefits my ass!" scolded Shu Ya, but she couldn't help but be amused by him.
The car parked in the company's underground garage, and then Shu Ya and Hao Jian got out, one after the other.
Shu Ya instructed, "You go to HR and report to Xiao Qiang. Rember, no more flirting with her!"
Hao Jian scoffed, "Joking! Do I look like the kind of man who harasses decent won? I just like to 'communicate' and 'interact' with beautiful won, that's all!"
"Don't be such a clown. Although Xiao Qiang is a bit aloof, she is talented, a Harvard University graduate. I paid a lot to hire her, and you'd better not drive her away or I won't let you off," Shu Ya warned.
"Okay, okay, what you say goes. Are you happy now, Madam President?" Hao Jian replied, still with a flippant attitude.
Shu Ya exhaled deeply, realizing that it was indeed more difficult to get this guy to act seriously than to ascend to the heavens. She guessed that Hao Jian's blood must naturally contain a type of cell called "dumbass."
Then, without paying him any more attention, Shu Ya took the private elevator upstairs.
"One mont she wants
to be her fiancé, the next she doesn't want anyone to know I am her fiancé, ah, a woman's mind is indeed difficult to understand."
Hao Jian sighed, then grinned wickedly, "Forget it, I'll go have fun with Aunt Flo instead; she's more interesting."
Inside the HR departnt, Xiao Qiang was focused on her work when she heard a knock on the door. She looked up and said, "Co in!"
Then, she saw Hao Jian entering with a sleazy grin on his face.
Seeing Hao Jian, Xiao Qiang's face darkened imdiately!
If she was displeased with Hao Jian, it was like seeing a pile of stinking dog shit – and now this pile of stinking dog shit had to appear in front of her eyes.
She didn't know what the president was thinking by hiring such a person, which was simply corrupting the group's atmosphere and lowering the employees' morale.
"Sister Qiang? Busy?" Hao Jian snickered, looking as sleazy as one could be.
"I'm younger than you; don't age !" Xiao Qiang said with blatant disrespect.
"Then, Sister Qian?" Hao Jian wiggled his eyebrows.
"Don't get cozy, we're not that close," Xiao Qiang added.
"Xiao Qiang." Hao Jian stopped jesting and seriously called out her na.
"Don't address
by my na; that seems very rude~!"
"Auntie!" Hao Jian got angry, and the word "auntie" slipped out in an instant.
"You're asking for it!" Xiao Qiang imdiately threw a file at him, her pretty face turning red and white with anger.
Hao Jian quickly dodged and said with a sense of grievance, "You say I can't call you this or that, what should I do then? Should I call you 'dear'?"
"Pah! I could drown you with a single spit! Call
Minister Xiao!" Xiao Qiang was extrely angry; she didn't know why, but every ti she saw this clown, she couldn't control herself and always lost her composure in public.
"Alright, alright, Minister Xiao."
"What do you want?" Xiao Qiang looked explosive.
"Nothing much, just the president told
to co here to register, you know, for the payroll convenience later," Hao Jian explained.
"Just wait." Xiao Qiang kept her cool and searched through cabinets and drawers for a while before she threw a form at Hao Jian, disrespectfully tossing it onto the floor.
In fact, the mont Xiao Qiang threw out the form, she regretted it because she could see that although Hao Jian was a bit shady, he probably wasn't a bad person, and her behavior was clearly a bit too much.
But Hao Jian didn't mind, picked up the form from the ground, then ca to Xiao Qiang's desk and directly started to fill it in with a pen.
Is this guy, mad?
Xiao Qiang felt even more regret because she could tell that Hao Jian was no longer joking around.
Well, that's normal, I guess; if I were treated like this by soone else, I probably would feel very uncomfortable too.
After he had filled in the form, Hao Jian handed it back to her.
Xiao Qiang received the form and looked it over seriously. The first half was normal, but then she got to the second half.
"Helping an old lady across the street and getting the 'Triple Good Student' award, you didn't really need to write that, did you?"
"How can I not? I'm a very serious person, and since there's an option for 'what proud things you've done,' naturally, I had to write it down," Hao Jian said seriously.
Xiao Qiang was at a loss for words and continued reading, only to see sothing that shocked her: "Hundreds, thousands, ten thousand, your desired salary is half a million?"
That salary was even higher than hers.
"What's wrong, is there sothing incorrect?" Hao Jian asked with a puzzled look.
"Of course, it's wrong, way too wrong! You're here to apply for a driver's position; how could you ask for more than ?" Xiao Qiang was speechless; was this guy delusional?
"Minister Xiao, you don't understand, have you never heard a famous saying? A general who doesn't want to be a soldier isn't a good driver."
Hao Jian patted his chest and said, looking like the epito of a good young man.
Hearing this, Xiao Qiang nearly spit out a mouthful of old blood!
God damn it!
A general who doesn't want to be a soldier isn't a good driver?
Was this so kind of jokester's famous quote?
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