"Why do you say that?"
"Well, back on my world, being bonded for life with soone you would not have any intimacy was the joke definition of marriage."
"That’s funny." The voice chuckled. "And also kind of sad."
"Never mind the jokes. Let
get this straight: you once were a mighty artifact, full of treasures and knowledge. But now everything you had and knew is lost, and you are dimished to the size of a marble. Am I missing sothing?"
"No, all your statents are correct."
"Also, you did not pick
because of my talent or virtue, but simply because I possess, and I quote ’the bare minimum magical powers to sustain your life’. That makes
nothing more than an off-brand life support system."
"That is not exact. I am now bonded with you until your death do us part."
"That sounds more and more like marriage." Lith grunted.
"I am no parasite, you can see
as a symbiote. We will both benefit from our relationship."
"How? Are you saying that if you manage to get your strength back, you will also recover your mories and magical artifacts?"
"No, those are lost forever. I’m just like you. When you grow up, can you spit back the food you have eaten in the past to pass it on soone else? No. The sa applies to ."
"Then what’s in for ? The pleasure of your company?"
"At the mont all I can offer you is a pocket dinsion."
"Say what?"
"One mont, I’m looking at your mories to make it easier to understand. It works like a Dungeons & Looting’s Bag of Keeping."
"That’s interesting." Lith pondered. "An interdinsional space where I can store my stuff without being hindered by its weight. How big is this pocket dinsion?"
"Ten cubic tres big. It can store anything that amounts up to such volu, no matter the weight, as long as it’s sothing inanimated."
A cruel intuition flashed in Lith’s eyes.
"Can it also store things like lightnings, fireballs or incoming arrows? If so, it would be an invaluable tool for both offense and defence."
"No." The voice killed Lith’s hopes. "The pocket dinsion is outside space and ti, so it rejects both life and kinetic energy." Feeling its host disappointnt, the voice added quickly.
"This also ans that whatever you store will not rot, cool down or warm up. A roasted blinker would be kept hot and tasty, frozen in the mont you finished cooking it."
"That barely qualifies as a silver lining." Despite their chat was quite long, it was only happening inside their minds. Barely a second had passed after Lith had accessed to the stone mories.
"Whatever. At least you save
from my current predicant. Now I know how to bring the boar back, I just need a decent excuse to explain how I managed it."
The stone mind-shrugged.
"Keep it simple. Drop it to the edge of the woods, and tell Selia that you managed to kite it to that spot before killing it. It should be easier to believe that the truth."
Lith nodded.
"Resourceful and smart. The fact that our minds are linked still creeps
out, but thanks to that I can see you have no malice or hidden agenda towards . If you really are what you say to be, I’ll keep you. True loyalty is a too rare commodity to turn it down when you find it. So, until I am convinced of your good faith, consider yourself on probation."
Lith put the pouch back at his neck and the boar in the pocket dinsion.
"By the way, I can’t keep calling ’you’ and ’stone’. Don’t you have a na?"
"No." The voice sounded really sad. "It’s lost, like everything else."
"Don’t be a pouter. A na is just a na. You can call
Derek, Lith, host, CZ DELTA, whatever. I’ll always be the sa cynic, misanthropic, lying, cutthroat guy I have always been. Would you like
to na you?"
"Yes, please." Lith had it ready since he heard the tower core’s story.
"You are supposed to be a great artifact, so I’ll na you after the greatest, albeit fictional, magical forgemaster that I always admired when I was a kid. Solus."
"Thank you, Lith. I like how it sounds. And I really appreciate you nad
after soone you loved, rather than give
a pet na like Happy or Lucky."
Lith had the odd feeling Solus was mind-blushing.
They spent all the ti on the way back chatting. Lith was really interested in understanding the limits and use of his new partner skillset.
After assessing that both Lith and Solus could activate the pocket dinsion, he proceeded to pick the right spot. It needed to be close enough to the edge of the woods and covered enough to make spotting the boar from a distance impossible.
"There are countless things that can go wrong leaving a dead animal alone, even for a few minutes. A passerby that then claims it’s his kill, a scavenger believing to have lucked out a free al, take your pick. With my luck, I never trust the odds."
"You trust no one." Solus turned to a flat tone.
"You bet. That’s life rule #1. Rule #2 is ’No good deed goes unpunished’."
Lith then used earth and wind magic to ss up the surroundings, mimicking the signs of struggle left by his previous fight with the boar.
"Bah! All this effort and I get such a sloppy result. If Selia throws a second glance at this scene, she’ll expose my lie. I can only hope the prize catches her eyes enough to not make any question."
He then gently dropped the pouch on the ground.
"As soon as you receive my signal, take the boar out the pocket dinsion. I’ll be back in a jiffy."
Without waiting for a reply, Lith started running at full speed towards Selia’s house. Once out of their mind link range (10 tres/10.9 yards), Lith could finally breathe a sigh of relief.
"Dammit, leaving her like that was d*ck move. She surely knows the real reasons why I did it. It’s hard to accept soone else in your head, reading every single of your most embarrassing thoughts and mories. Not to ntion that in D&L every sentient artifact was usually a bag full of troubles, trying to mind-control the owner or sothing. I know that it’s just fiction, but still...
What if I just stumbled in this world’s Lone Ring, like in Vasyli Bolkien’s books?"
Lith shrugged his head, his body covered in cold sweat.
"I bet that as soon we are back together, she will have access to this inner monologue too. F*ck my life. No pain, no gain. If she really is what she says, she’s worth the risk. At least I’ll have soone who finally knows the real ."
A few minutes later, Selia and Lith were approaching the drop spot, riding the two-horse cart she used to move around the heaviest goods.
"Is it really that big to require two horses?" She asked sceptically.
"I think one should be enough to move it once it’s loaded. The second is necessary to drag it on the cart easily."
Once Lith and Selia jumped down their ride, he gave Solus the signal. Selia detached the horses, guiding them by the bridle.
Lith took with him the thick ropes necessary to make a harness for the boar, making it easy for the horses to drag it out of the woods and into the cart.
When Selia saw the ga with her own eyes, she whistled with approval.
"Good gods! This thing must be around 300 kilograms (661 pounds)! You weren’t boasting as usual."
"I never boast." Lith used spirit magic to stealthily recover the pouch, while Selia was engrossed sizing the beast.
"Please, all n do." Selia clicked her tongue. "You are not an exception. With all your magic and secrets, do you want
to believe you do not enjoy your short, dark and teethless act?" She added laughing out loud.
"It’s not my fault I have a lisp now!" Lith was pissed off by her non-stop mockery of his new voice. "Will you ever let
hear the end of it?"
"I’m sorry, I really am. It’s just that your tough boy attitude is even more hilarious now that you have a lisp." The first ti she had heard him call her "Phelia
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