Hugo and Collins dragged themselves into their dorm like two zombies fresh from a horror movie set.
Their clothes were wrinkled, their hair disheveled, and their faces etched with pure exhaustion.
Hugo's feet shuffled against the floor, barely lifting with each step, while Collins muttered under his breath, glaring at the world like it personally offended him.
"I can't believe Sanchez conned us into doing his dirty work," Collins muttered, his voice a mix of bitterness and disbelief. "Professional cleaners would charge too much, my ass. That guy is rolling in cash."
Hugo groaned, rubbing his sore arms. "Don't remind . My soul left my body halfway through scrubbing vomit off that chandelier. Who even pukes up there?"
"Probably that guy who was hanging upside down screaming he was Spider-Man," Collins replied flatly.
Turns out, Sanchez—who had played the injured card to perfection—convinced them to help clean up the apocalyptic disaster that was his mansion after the party.
His reasoning? Professional cleaners would charge too much.
To make matters worse, even though Sanchez's regular cleaning crew had helped, they still ended up spending the entire day mopping floors, picking up discarded clothing, and carrying out bags upon bags of trash.
By the ti they were done, the mansion looked like a normal house again, but their spirits were crushed.
"It's evening already?" Hugo said, glancing at the clock as they trudged down the hall to their rooms.
"Don't talk to ," Collins groaned, waving him off like a diva. "I'm going to sleep until next week."
"Trust , I won't," Hugo muttered, opening his door and shutting it behind him.
Finally, peace. Glorious, blissful peace.
With a sigh, Hugo tossed his shoes to the side and leaned against the door. His body ached in places he didn't even know could ache.
But as tired as he was, he knew what he needed to do first. He peeled off his dirty clothes and hopped into the shower, letting the warm water wash away the day's misery. "Goodbye, weird stains. Hello, fresh start."
Feeling sowhat human again, he slipped into his comfiest clothes—an old T-shirt and shorts—then collapsed onto his bed.
His stomach growled loudly, and he grabbed his phone to order a pizza. "Extra pepperoni," he mumbled to himself. "After the day I've had, I deserve it."
All that work at Sanchez's mansion had drained him completely.
As he waited for the pizza, Hugo's mind wandered to more exciting matters. His eyes glead as he sat up and opened the Ultimate Harem System's interface.
"Ti to see my rewards!" he said, rubbing his hands together like a kid on Christmas morning. "I an, I basically broke records with Lisa last night. The system's gotta reward big ti!"
He navigated to the Achievents tab, and the list popped up. His excitent skyrocketed as he clicked on the first notification.
[Achievents Unlocked!]
[Rubber Duckling Diplomacy: Get into a shower with a woman and perform a sexual act.
Reward: 10 EXP
System Remark: Quack-quack, little duckling. Baby steps to Casanova greatness!]
Hugo blinked. "Rubber Duckling Diplomacy? Really?" He burst into laughter. "Quack-quack?! I'm never going to live this down."
Enjoy new adventures from empire
With tears in his eyes from laughing, he clicked the next one.
[Achievent Unlocked: Bathe Like a Butler: Give a woman a complete sensual bath.
Reward: 10 EXP
System Remark: Next ti, don't forget to hand her a towel, Jeeves.]
"Even my system thinks I'm a glorified servant. This is humiliating." Hugo muttered, though a grin tugged at his lips.
For Lisa, he would be anything!
Next.
[Achievent Unlocked: Milk the Mont
Suck on a willing woman's breasts.
Reward: 20 EXP
System Remark: Dairy good job, Roo. Hope you didn't get a brain freeze.]
Hugo clutched his stomach, laughing so hard he nearly fell off the bed. "Dairy good job?! Who the hell cos up with this stuff?"
[Achievent Unlocked: Fingertip Tango
Finger a woman.
Reward: 50 EXP
System Remark: That's one small step for Hugo, one giant leap for Casanova-kind.]
"Oh my god," Hugo wheezed. "This system is so corny it's killing ."
[Achievent Unlocked: Return the Favour
Get a willing woman to suck your nipples.
Reward: 20 EXP
System Remark: Finally, equality in action. Bravo, sir. Bravo.]
Hugo snorted. "Equality, huh? This system has priorities, I'll give it that."
[Achievent Unlocked: Slippery Slope
Receive a blowjob from a willing woman.
Reward: 50 EXP
System Remark: Sliding your way into Casanova glory. Just don't trip.]
"Oh, I'm sliding all right," Hugo muttered, laughing despite himself.
[Achievent Unlocked: Quick Draw McGraw
Orgasm at shortest record ti possible.
Reward: 50 EXP
System Remark: Lightning-fast! But maybe slow down next ti, cowboy.]
Hugo's jaw dropped. "Hey! That wasn't my fault! Lisa was... okay, maybe it was fast, but still!"
[Achievent Unlocked: Blue-Balled Champion]
Get cock-blocked by the female participant in the sexual act.
Reward: 50 EXP
System Remark: Congratulations on being the ultimate team player… benched at the last minute.]
"That's it," Hugo groaned, throwing a pillow across the room. "This system is out to ruin ."
Despite his grumbling, he couldn't help but grin as he looked at the total EXP he had accumulated. "Wait a second," he said, sitting up straight. "Does this an—?"
[Ding! Congratulations! You have levelled up to Level 5!
Reward: 1 Free Stat Point!]
Hugo's jaw dropped, and then he let out a loud cheer. "Level 5! My first major level-up!" He leapt off the bed, punching the air in celebration.
After so long, after a while 3 weeks. Hugo had finally managed to level up to the first major level!
This was monuntal!
"I'm unstoppable now! Lisa, you better watch out—Hugo 2.0 is coming for that bike race!"
Just then, his phone buzzed, and he grinned. "Pizza's here. This day just got a whole lot better!
It was ti to see the rewards of this level up!
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Power stone Goal!
50 PS - 1 Bonus chapter
100 PS - 2 Bonus chapter
200 PS (Quite an achievent as of now) - 3 Bonus chapters.
Castle - 20 Bonus Chapters!
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