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Hugo and Collins made their way through the grand mansion, their noses assaulted by the unmistakably tang and heavy scent of booze and sweat that clung to the air.

It was chaos in the mansion.

Around them, n and won danced with wild abandon, their movents a mix of grace and complete chaos.

One woman spun so fast her drink went flying, drenching an unsuspecting man who smiled back and belched ridiculously, while a group of guys attempted an impromptu conga line that ended with one of them crashing into a table.

"This place reeks of sweat, booze and jizz," Collins muttered, sidestepping a puddle of spilled alcohol with a grimace.

Hugo sighed but kept walking, his focus on the private area ahead. He wanted to get this over with as fast as possible and return to the heavenly embrace of his wonderful mistress back at the room.

Just as they neared the hallway, strange noises began to echo through the air. Feminine screams. Ridiculous sounding ones.

"Uh... do you hear that?" Hugo asked, stopping dead in his tracks.

Collins tilted his head. The sounds were unmistakably feminine, but oddly pitched, like soone was trying to impersonate a seagull mid battle or outscream a banshee.

"Ahhh! Ooooooh! No, no, yeeeees!"

Hugo’s eyebrows shot up, and an internal dialogue began racing through his mind.

’Why does that sound like... oh, no. It can’t be... Could Sanchez actually be—?’ Hugo slapped a hand to his forehead, shaking away the thought. ’Nope. Not going there. I don’t want to know.’

Based on the sounds that he was hearing, he didn’t have the slightest bit of enthusiasm to enter the room. But in case his mind was too dirty for his own liking and it was actually sothing serious, he decided that he had to go in either way.

He shook his head, trying to clear his thoughts, but the awkwardness was unbearable. "Why does it sound so... not right?" he muttered to himself, reluctantly moving toward the door.

Collins smirked. "Bet you five bucks it’s Sanchez being dramatic again." Collins had only just t Sanchez today, but he already had a good grasp of Sanchez’s personality.

Even though he was a pretty chill dude most of the ti, it was no doubt that Sanchez was dramatic! Too dramatic!

Why else would he tell a grown ass man like Hugo to wear sports bra and a thong!

It was ridiculous every ti he thought about it!

"I wouldn’t take that bet even if you paid ," Hugo shot back.

They reached the door, exchanged a wary glance, and pushed it open. Hugo froze at the sight before him.

Inside, Sanchez sat propped up on a lavish bed, looking utterly ridiculous. One leg was wrapped in a thick bandage that was haphazardly scrawled with "GET WELL SOON."

Bent over him was a nurse—a very attractive one, in a tight outfit that left little to the imagination—applying so kind of gel to his hips.

Hugo instantly identified her as the nurse who he had a terrible encounter with at the hospital after taking the plate unlock pills.

His brain short circuited. ’What... am I looking at right now? This looks like a rejected scene from a bad rom-com. Is this real life?’

Sanchez’s face lit up like a theatre spotlight the mont he saw Hugo, his dramatic instincts kicking in instantly.

"Cousin! My dear cousin! I almost died!" he exclaid, throwing his arms wide as though expecting a hug.

Hugo groaned. "What are you talking about now?"

Sanchez’s eyes widened, as if Hugo had just asked why oxygen was necessary. "I FELL FROM THE ROOF! It was catastrophic! The harem gods themselves wept at my pain!"

Collins snorted, struggling to keep a straight face.

Hugo folded his arms. "You’re telling you, a grown man, climbed onto the roof of a mansion and fell. And now you’re acting like it’s the apocalypse?"

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"The sunset was calling to ! It was divine!" Sanchez declared, clutching his chest like a tragic hero.

"Divine?" Hugo’s voice dripped with sarcasm. "The only thing divine here is your stupidity."

"But cousin," Sanchez wailed, "I could have died! I saw my life flash before my eyes!"

"And whose fault is that?" Hugo snapped, pinching the bridge of his nose. "I was busy dealing with important things, and here you are making a scene—"

"But I’m your family!" Sanchez interrupted, tears practically glistening in his eyes. "You should care more!"

"I care about my sanity, and you’re ruining it!"

Before Hugo could launch into a full rant, Sanchez’s face suddenly paled. He clutched his chest dramatically. "My heart... it’s beating so fast...!"

Hugo’s stomach dropped. "Oh no, don’t you dare—"

Sanchez let out a loud gasp and collapsed backward onto the bed.

"OH MY GOD, HE’S DEAD!" Hugo shouted, panic taking over.

"WHAT?!" Collins yelled, his eyes wide as saucers.

The nurse frantically leaned over Sanchez, ready to check his pulse, when suddenly—

"AAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Sanchez bolted upright, screaming like a banshee.

"WHAT THE HELL!" Hugo, Collins, and the nurse scread in unison, nearly jumping out of their skins.

Sanchez blinked at them innocently. "Why are you all yelling?"

Hugo’s eye twitched. "Why? WHY? You just faked your death, you lunatic!"

Sanchez waved dismissively. "Oh, stop being so dramatic. I was testing you!"

"Testing ?" Hugo’s voice rose. "Testing for what? Whether I’d have a heart attack before you actually die?"

Sanchez ignored him, suddenly grabbing Hugo’s arm. "Don’t leave , cousin! I need you!"

"I’m leaving," Hugo said flatly, already turning to the door.

"Noooo!" Sanchez scrambled off the bed, only to collapse halfway to the door with another dramatic groan.

Hugo sighed deeply, staring at the ceiling. "Why does this always happen to ?"

Collins shook his head. "Because the universe has a sense of humour."

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