Hugo sat there, dumbfounded, staring at the system notification in front of him like his eyes were playing pranks on him:
[Evaluation: Target is a 9!]
His brain froze.
He blinked, stared at the ssage again, and then slowly turned to look at the Loli sitting beside him.
"Wait, what?" he muttered under his breath, squinting at her. She was wrapped up in a giant, baggy hoodie, the hood pulled over her head with a Mickey Mouse beanie perched on top.
She looked like she was also hiding a secret and didn't want anyone to notice. Hugo contemplated if he had heard any rumors about an Ass Phoenix...
After concluding that he was still the only one in the Ass lineage, he studied her even more closely.
Her face was barely visible beneath all the layers, and she had this sour expression like she'd rather be anywhere else than in this classroom.
She was cute, sure, but a nine? That couldn't be right.
Hugo blinked hard, his brain going into overdrive. 'A nine? This... this has to be a glitch, right?'
Based on how harsh the system had judged other ladies, especially Lisa, Hugo couldn't wrap his mind around how this girl could be a nine.
Nine was literally goddess level! The kind that have lived for 10,000 years and are still virgins sohow because the protagonist would be the one to deflower them.
It doesn't matter even if he is 10,000 years younger...
He gave her another once-over, squinting like he was trying to solve a math problem. 'She's a six at best! I an... her eyes are kinda big... but maybe the system's bugging out. Or... oh no...'
His imagination imdiately went wild. 'Is she secretly so immortal beauty from a higher realm, hiding her true form in this tiny Loli body?!' Hugo gulped, his eyes widening as he entertained the insane possibility.
'Oh God, what if she's here to test us mortals? Should I bow? Or maybe pretend I didn't see through her disguise?'
Before he could spiral further into his madness, the classroom door creaked open. A hush fell over the room. All heads turned.
And in walked her.
The most stunning woman Hugo had ever seen. She was an absolute goddess of a MILF.
She was tall, with the kind of figure that belonged on a magazine cover. She had huge breasts and an even fatter butt with a narrow waistline.
In short, she had curves that had every male student in the room sit up straighter. Or a part of them at least...
She wore a tight-fitting dress that sohow managed to be professional but left just enough to the imagination to make hearts race.
Her chestnut hair flowed like a waterfall down her back, swaying as she moved to the front of the room while her pool like blue eyes enchanted the n with her gaze.
Hugo, along with half the class, visibly tensed.
'Whoa... whoa...' His brain short-circuited as he tried—and failed—to stop himself from ogling her. 'Is this... am I dreaming?' His thoughts raced.
'She's like... like the finest wine, aged to perfection!' He imagined himself sniffing the air around her, like so kind of wine connoisseur. Hmm... subtle notes of... absolute perfection.
"Good day class!"
As Hugo heard her voice, he felt his brows relax and his lips curl into a contented smile.
'That voice... No, that's not a voice, more like chis from heaven. Imagine her moaning my na, I would co in record ti of 0.2 seconds!'
The Loli next to him glared up at him with disgust, her eyes narrowing into slits. 'All n are the sa,' she thought, rolling her eyes.
She hurriedly scooted farther away from him. She didn't want to be anywhere near this depraved lunatic.
Hugo didn't notice. He was in too deep, his mind swimming in a sea of inappropriate thoughts as the teacher glided toward the front of the room.
If the world could see what was going on in his mind, Hugo would be a dropout five minutes later.
As she bent over to pick up a marker from the floor, a collective groan echoed across the classroom, including from Hugo himself.
All the n had pink faces and constricted pupils. They were struggling to withstand the soul attack that was her big ass.
Even so girls secretly licked their lips. The sight was too tantalizing.
'My God!' Hugo's inner voice scread. 'Is this... a reward for surviving high school? What is this heavenly sight?'
The Loli shot him another nasty glare, practically baring her teeth in frustration. 'This idiot... he's hopeless.'
The teacher finally straightened up and turned to the board, her back to the class. She started writing sothing, but Hugo's brain wasn't computing anymore. He was lost in his own lewd, delusional world.
It wasn't until she finished writing the words "TEST" in bold letters that reality slapped him across the face.
"Test?" he muttered, suddenly feeling the sharp, icy sting of fear. 'Oh no, no, no... I wasn't ready for this...'
What did she an by a test? And she decided to just spring it up unannounced?
Where was this? Harvard?
Pfffffttttt.
And then it happened. His body betrayed him.
A fear fart.
It slipped out silently, like a ninja in the night, but Hugo panicked anyway. His eyes darted around the room, praying no one would notice.
After seeing that no one had triangulated the sound to his anus, he finally relaxed a little.
'Thank God it was silent...'
But just as he was about to breathe a sigh of relief, the system's voice chid in sounding like a demonic imp from the gates of hell:
[Ding! System challenge issued. Objective: Score an A on this test. Reward: One stat point.]
Hugo's eyes widened, his heart sinking into his stomach. 'Score an A?!' He looked up at the board, where the teacher was now drawing up equations like they were ancient hieroglyphs.
His brain flatlined.
'I'm screwed...'
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