79: Chapter 2 Love War and Club Activities 79: Chapter 2 Love War and Club Activities “Surprise question!
When it cos to school and youth, what do you think of?”
Near Central United University, at a four-seater by the window of a fast-food restaurant, a blonde girl wearing a top hat excitedly slapped the table and posed a sharp question to her friends!
The custors in the restaurant cast curious glances in their direction, awaiting lunch.
Qin Qianbai raised her hand.
“Qin, go ahead!”
“Teacher, I think it should be love.”
Kardesia, the teacher, snorted disdainfully, “Too naive, Little Qian.
Love is synonymous with youth; this outdated idea should be thrown in the trash!
‘Life’s short, fall in love, girls’—it’s not the ti for that anymore.
Boys who ask you out in the na of enjoying youth are nothing but animals driven by lust in their lower halves, and you must stay far away from them!”
“Oh.”
Qin Qianbai stared at the seat diagonally opposite.
Mr.
Shiyu, sitting next to Kardesia, was absorbed in a paperback book as if it contained the mysteries of life, the universe, and everything.
She intended to give her friend a slight nudge, “Teacher, aren’t you interested in love?”
“Not in the slightest!
—— Of course, that’s a lie; everyone has the desire for love, included.”
The young man in the suit continued his motions, subtly shifting his gaze and twitching an ear—an movent barely perceptible even to a martial arts expert like her.
“But you see, Little Qian, love not only wastes a ton of ti, but it also turns people into idiots!
Youth is too precious to waste on such things.”
Mr.
Shiyu returned his attention back to his book.
She decided to try one last ti.
“Are you planning to wait until you’re working before trying, Kardesia?”
“Uh-huh, uh-huh,” the blonde girl stood up, proudly proclaiming, “I think 40 is the right age!”
Mr.
Shiyu’s face revealed an incredibly entertaining expression for a split second.
That expression really didn’t suit a good-looking guy’s face.
“Ah, very impressive.”
She didn’t know what else to say.
Shiyu Lianyi finally closed his book.
The young man in the suit, with a smile as usual, curiously asked as if he had only just heard the conversation, “Forty years old refers to…?”
Kardesia waggled her finger, “It refers to the ti for love, Lianyi.
Think about it, with my intelligence and wisdom, by 40 I’ll certainly have beco an influential figure, at the very least a successful global entrepreneur.
That’s the material foundation for love~”
She rembered that Kardesia had just managed to get a passing grade of 60 in her last professional exam, and even that was after she frantically pleaded with the teacher.
Becoming an influential figure with such barely-passing intelligence and wisdom must be quite the challenge.
“Sounds logical.” Zero Island’s young man smiled and agreed, “Then you’ll choose from the excellent individuals you know, planning for the long term, huh?”
How impressive.
Qin Qianbai thought the real visionary was him.
Shiyu Lianyi raised the question intending to prepare for a future over twenty years away.
At the mont he heard those words, he had already started thinking about his 40s!
Such far-sighted strategic vision…
treating love as if it were war!
This wasn’t a conversation but a clash, an espionage battle taking place over fast-food tables, with brutal calculative tactics!
The attacking leader of the Shiyu Army took advantage of a ceasefire to send spies into the city…
So, how would the other side, the impenetrable fortress, respond?
She looked at a pleased Kardesia.
“Of course not!” the blonde girl shook her head, “Who wants to date a 40-year-old man?
When the ti cos, I’ll just drive a luxury car and scout out at the high school entrance~”
Terrifying.
The defending general slapped a handgun on the negotiating table.
The nature of warfare changed from espionage to dire nuclear threat!
Noticing that things were going south, Qin Qianbai tried to interject, but Shiyu Alliance Army on the attack hadn’t given up!
“So, you an your ideal targets are young high school teachers?”
She could almost see a drop of cold sweat slowly sliding down from Mr.
Shiyu’s calm face.
Although he spoke with his usual tone, it seed laced with forced effort to her.
The general on the attack was still struggling, repeatedly checking the handgun on the table, looking for signs that it was a wooden fake…
but it was futile.
The enemy general wasn’t one for bluffing; every move she made was serious!
Qin Qianbai raised her hand, wanting to urge the attackers to retreat.
Stop, Mr.
Shiyu!
Going any further would trigger a devastating attack; it’s no longer a battle!
Then, she heard the blonde girl say,
“Are you a fool, Lianyi?
Of course, it’s to hit on those young boys who’ve just started high school!”
Kardesia wiggled in her seat.
“How about playing with big sis~ I’ll show you so good stuff~ I’ve got everything you want here~ Then bring them ho for this and that~ Ah!
The thought of it is so exciting!”
Boom.
It was as if a mushroom cloud exploded above Mr.
Shiyu’s head.
While the opponent was still pondering where the next attack might co from, she pulled out a machine gun from her bag and used tactical nukes on an enemy still thinking in terms of lee warfare—not just excessive, but apocalyptic.
To fully portray the devastating scene, it was like a Brahma Mage from the Divine Communication Realm wracking his brain to break the enemy’s power, only to find out it was Yan Qi standing across them.
There was no chance; not just the castle but the entire battlefield was blown to smithereens.
The Shiyu Alliance Army retreated in complete disarray, with even the commander slumping to the ground, powerless.
With a thud, Shiyu Lianyi fell onto the table.
He placed his hand on his stomach, persevering as he replied, “So…
so it is…
a very you kind of idea…”
Qin Qianbai made a swift decision.
This was no longer tenable.
Carrying on would only be unilateral tornt, she had to find a way to save Mr.
Shiyu.
“Speaking of which, is our lunch not ready yet?
Ah Ce is so slow.”
Well done, she silently praised herself.
A perfectly tid topic diversion for the current situation!
This was strategy!
Kardesia reached out and shook the suited young man’s body, “What’s the matter, Lianyi?
You rarely show such a strong reaction.”
“Yes, it was the book I just read…
I, was deeply moved by the plot…”
How could that be.
This woman was not at all distracted by the strategy; she continued to inflict damage!
Miss Qin took out a small knife.
Her grandfather would approve, at this point, there was no choice but to resort to violence—
At that mont, the gray-haired youth who had gone to buy lunch finally arrived with a tray.
“Done.
Make so room, we’ve got two buckets of fried chicken, two large fries, three beef burgers, and one Biochemical Kangaroo burger—hey, what happened?
Was Mr.
Shiyu ambushed by a Psychic?!”
Gongsun Ce looked at the scene before him with surprise.
The suited young man being jostled around was undoubtedly sending out a “save ” signal to the outside world, with Kardesia seeming to be the culprit inflicting harm.
What terrible event had occurred to make Mr.
Shiyu end up like this?!
He turned his investigative gaze to the expressionless girl who contemplated for a second and then said,
“Mr.
Shiyu tried to defeat an ard opponent barehanded, and the enemy pulled out a tactical nuke before the battle started.”
“No, even with that explanation, it just makes the situation even more confusing.”
“Kardesia ntioned she plans to wait until she’s 40 to date an active high school boy.”
“Oh my god.”
The Superpower User expressed his opinion briefly and powerfully with three words.
He placed the lunch for four on the table, saying, “You might not believe this, but I made a kid cry at work this morning.”
His words successfully captured Miss Kardesia’s attention, and she let go of her grip to ask eagerly, “Did you use the White Matter Hamr on them?
Or the Invisible Fist?
Wait, was it Instant Spiral?”
The breathless Mr.
Shiyu silently mouthed his thanks with his eyes, then leaned weakly against his chair like a peacefully ascending elder.
You tried your best, Mr.
Shiyu.
While mourning his friend in silence, the Superpower User replied, “They were middle schoolers trying to run away from the airport.
I deduced their actions and identities and used the least amount of energy to control their movents, trying to show them that I was a reliable adult—and then the kids started screaming ‘Demon!’ and weeping bitterly as they apologized to .”
Kardesia looked unimpressed, “Tch!
They start crying over sothing that minor, the new recruits these days are really lacking in ntal strength.
Besides, they actually chose the heavily guarded airport as a place to run away from; they should have done their howork before making a move.”
Indeed, it was obvious that those kids had been used by soone…
but to continue on this topic would backfire; he didn’t want his curious friend to get involved in such matters.
“You’re too soft on them,” the Superpower User shrugged it off nonchalantly, “More importantly, I’m curious about that strange nickna, why exactly do they call Mr.
Gongsun ‘Demon’?
Do I have even the slightest resemblance to a devil?”
Miss Qin, who had already eaten half her burger, said, “It sounds like soone who can shoot fire from their chest.”
“Where did that Original Super Robot co from?”
“It sounds like a man who has forsaken everything to fight.”
“I don’t look like a dark hero with blue skin and red wings, do I?”
At this point, Mr.
Shiyu finally sat upright, returning to his usual deanor.
Having bought enough ti for his friend’s revival, Gongsun Ce could now contentedly pick up a piece of fried chicken, “So what were you guys talking about at the beginning?”
Kardesia, finally rembering the original topic, slamd the table and stood up again, nearly causing the cola in their als to spill.
Mr.
Shiyu steadied it for her.
“It’s about youth!
Oh, youth!
Gongsun Ce, what cos to mind when you think of youth and school life?”
Youth, school life—with these two keywords, of course, the first thing that would co to mind was “that.”
In front of his old friend, he didn’t have to pretend to be a university student who was indifferent to subcultures.
The gray-haired young man didn’t hesitate to respond, “Of course, it’s a school romance cody filled with all kinds of beautiful girls!
In this regard, I highly recomnd—”
The blonde in the top hat gave him a look as if she were looking at trash.
“That’s enough, I shouldn’t have asked you.
Little Qian, this otaku is beyond saving, take him out.”
“Mm.
Good idea.”
“Why are you using a dining knife on ?
Did I say sothing inappropriate?!”
Kardesia ignored the two fools performing the act of catching a sword with bare hands and turned to her friend who was once again engrossed in his book, “Lian~yi~?”
Shiyu Lianyi closed his book, “Is it club activities?”
“Ah?” “Why.”
The blonde in the top hat pulled her friend closer, “Exactly, Lianyi!
Youth and school life, of course, it’s club activities!”
Gongsun Ce gestured with his eyes to the suited young man, asking internally: (Why?)
Mr.
Shiyu, with a hint of resignation in his voice, ntally responded.
(Kardesia dragged around to visit all the clubs in the school this morning.)
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