Chapter 673: Chapter 7 Nightti Secret Tutoring (Part 2)_2
“Attention, the two masters over there! Welco!!”
Unfortunately, Gongsun Ce’s movents were still a step too slow; a maid from [Lucky☆Beast] had already charged over like a predator finding its prey. With her purple hair and an intense deanor that promised not to let custors escape easily, she wore a perfect service smile on her face while applying so seriously strong psychological suggestions. “Our shop offers a variety of alcoholic and soft drinks, delicious foods, along with the maids’ 100% sincere service with love, so please make sure to try it—damn it, why is it you guys again?!!!”
Miss Yun Yinglang, pulling at her own hair, was so angry that she hopped in place twice.
“Oh, oh,” Gongsun Ce’s mouth twitched, “So, uh, good evening, Little Yun.”
“You got it wrong, Ah Ce,” Qin Qianbai earnestly corrected him, “It’s Miss Bismarck Abdullah Hassassin.”
“Forget it!” Yun Yinglang scread, “Forget that rotten joke from months ago!!”
Gongsun Ce and Qin Qianbai folded their arms and shook their heads at the sa frequency.
“How can you speak so rudely to custors!” “You’re disqualified as a maid, Miss Bismarck.”
“If you’re not going to eat, then get out, you dumb lovey-dovey duo!!”
“Hehehe…”
“Hehehe…”
The dumb lovey-dovey duo eventually found a table to sit at in the maid café (?), flipping through the nu while emitting ill-intentioned laughter. Miss Yun Yinglang knew her good mood for the evening was surely dood to be ruined by these two idiots as she tapped impatiently on the nu on the table, a vein popping near her temple: “Have the two masters decided what they would like to order?”
Qin Qianbai was the first to lift the nu: “I’ll have a lovelove olette rice, with Master Yun drawing the heart.”
“Argh, damn it!”
Gongsun Ce followed, brimming with enthusiasm: “A glass of Maid’s Sweet Honey Wine, made by Master Yun!”
“Ugh, you two are so annoying!” Yun Yinglang scread with her head in her hands, “Can’t you show so seniority? Cangdu is so big, why must you co and tornt every ti you date!”
“It really is a coincidence, believe ,” Gongsun Ce struggled to hold back laughter, “By the way, why does this café feel more like a bar?”
“It’s a cutesy café during the day and a maid bar at night. The manager said it widens the audience,” Yun Yinglang said listlessly, “I thought working as a maid would be easy, not even needing to change clothes, but after starting, I had to learn how to mix drinks on the fly. The more I work, the more tired I get…”
Qin Qianbai gave a thumbs up: “Hang in there, Little Yun. It’ll definitely beco a valuable social experience.”
“I really don’t need your encouragent.”
Master Yun took the order nu and left. Gongsun Ce rested his chin on his hand, slipping into deep thought.
“Ah Ce?”
“Hold on, missy, there’s sothing worth paying attention to…”
“?”
Gongsun Ce’s contemplation lasted until the olette rice and honey wine were served, with Master Yun hastily squeezing out a heart with tomato sauce before preparing to bolt.
“Hold on a second, Miss Yun Yinglang,” Gongsun Ce frowned and called the maid back.
Yun Yinglang took a step back, irritated: “What now, you want to add more to the order?!”
“No, no, it’s just that sothing you said earlier was odd…” Gongsun Ce scratched his head, “What do you an ‘you co to annoy every ti you date’? Last ti, we definitely were not on a date.”
“That’s right,” Qin Qianbai realized, “The last ti, we hadn’t confessed yet, so it wasn’t a date.”
Yun Yinglang looked at them as if staring at two bio-wolves disguised as huskies.
“What are you two talking about… Last ti was also filled with this couple’s banter and annoying understanding that made people’s veins pop, last ti was also this little couple’s domain, imrsed in their own world, what’s the difference? Aren’t they all dates?”
“Ah?” “Eh?”
The lover duo made strange noises at the sa ti, and Yun Yinglang felt even more that they were beyond reason.
“Hey, what’s with that reaction? Haven’t you two been dating for three years?”
Gongsun Ce and Qin Qianbai were as shocked as if they had seen snowfall in the desert. Yun Yinglang took a couple of steps back, frightened: “Do you really need to act like this just to prank ?!”
“No, no, it’s not that,” Gongsun Ce said, raising his hands anxiously, “Wait a second, Yun Yinglang, we haven’t known each other that long, right? How could you have the wrong impression that I’ve been dating the missy here for a long ti?”
“I, we, only started dating a little over a week ago!” Qin Qianbai emphasized.
Yun Yinglang held her forehead and let out a long, ambiguous sigh.
“Ah, I see… I finally understand what those people on the forums have been saying… Well, you two, brace yourselves.”
The couple nodded together.
“You two have been reigning champions for three years in a row at Cangdu’s ‘Dumb Lovey-Dovey Couple Awards’ on the forums. The hopage of the water section is always topped with posts gambling on when you’ll officially announce… You guys, you can’t possibly be unaware of this, right?”
The lover duo, struck by disbelief, turned into two grey stone statues.
To be honest, the taste of the olette rice and honey wine was not truly experienced.
They ate chanically, paid, and after stepping out of the shop, they stood still for a few minutes, then simultaneously shot up into the sky, rushing to the rooftop of their apartnt building while unwitting passersby watched unfazed.
Qin Qianbai stood at the edge of the rooftop, a girl who never feared formidable enemies, her voice now beginning to tremble.
“Ah Ce, could it be that in the eyes of others, we have always been…”
“Impossible, absolutely impossible!!” Gongsun Ce cried out frantically, “It must be a misunderstanding by Yun Yinglang and everyone else! We’ve practically never done the things that lovers are supposed to do, right?! Like going to the movies together—”
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