Chapter 1003: Chapter 31: The Enigmatic Desire from the Depths of the Universe_3
Gongsun Ce placed his hopes on another person: “What about you, Mr. Shiyu?”
Shiyu Lianyi replied: “What do you think?”
“Forget it, I won’t ask. I feel like both my heart and my brother’s would be heavily damaged.” Gongsun Ce looked worried, “How should I even bring up such requests…”
“Just say it openly, frankly.” Shiyu Lianyi glanced at the ti, “Friendly reminder, Gongsun, it’s quite late over there for you. If you muster up the courage now, there’s still a chance, but if you don’t hurry, you’ll have to wait until tomorrow.”
“Ah, damn it! I’m going for it!”
Gongsun Ce hung up the phone, and the n in suits and the information broker chuckled coldly.
“So, shall we give them so hints?”
“No need.” Shiyu Lianyi leisurely put away the phone, “Based on what I know about Gongsun, he’s already in a state of zero intelligence. In that state, he can’t do anything.”
“Letting him off just like that feels like such a loss.”
“We can always call Qin Qianbai or Sister Ling tomorrow morning to remind them to put on speaker.” Mr. Shiyu said cheerily, “Gongsun will probably be delighted!”
“Hee hee hee hee…”
“Ha ha ha…”
In the bedroom, Gongsun Ce was still unaware of the wicked plans his iron buddies were discussing. At this mont, he was gathering his courage, firm in his resolve, embarking on the path of struggle for his desires!
“Go for it openly.” He encouraged himself, “Stay calm, this is a very natural and reasonable action, nothing to be ashad of. Just start speaking naturally, like normal conversation!”
Gongsun Ce opened the door and bravely stepped out. He moved around the Dawn Star with the mindset of adventuring in the wild, looking forward to bumping into the crew casually…
Found her! The coolly dressed blue-haired woman coming around the corner was Miss Ling, maintaining her Alice mode. If he were to rush and embrace now, he’d be seen as a perverted public enemy; now was the ti to show so style!
Shiyu Ling stepped back two paces, looking as if she’d seen a ghost: “Hey, why do you look like you’re off to die heroically in the middle of the night?”
“Oh, nothing, just contemplating biology and philosophy of life. Specifically…”
Gongsun Ce adjusted his glasses, displaying his usual calm and wisdom, speaking with gentlemanly courtesy: “Ling, would you allow to touch your pectorals?”
Miss Shiyu looked at him as though he were a swine plague.
“No way, go roll sowhere else.”
As Shiyu Ling brushed past the petrified character, she scoffed. Gongsun Ce slowly sank to the ground, emitting a silent howl of despair.
Why?! Why did it turn out like this?! Haven’t we always been comfortable with each other’s touch?! What mistake did I, Mr. Gongsun, make to receive such cold treatnt?!
“Could it be…”
A spark of understanding ignited in Gongsun Ce’s mind. Was it because it was too informal? Perhaps ordinary couples announce their intentions before getting cozy to prepare the other person. Thinking of it this way, just being natural isn’t enough; preparatory work should be done in advance, if that’s the case…
Gongsun Ce stood up, turned, and sternly pointed at the back of the female Hunter: “Wait a mont, Ling!”
Miss Shiyu turned around, expressionless.
“My apologies, I was impolite this ti.” Gongsun Ce said with flair, “Next ti, before I want a fondle, I’ll definitely send you a notice!”
“Are you dumb?”
Shiyu Ling sighed deeply before walking away, leaving her boyfriend alone to beat the floor and wail.
“Where exactly did it go wrong?!”
If even a notice doesn’t work, then what should I do?! Do I have to kneel and beg you?! If all couples did that, then life is truly miserable for n in this world!
Stay calm, Gongsun Ce, your thinking might be off. If it’s unrelated to advance notice, it must be the wording or phrasing of the “request” itself. Words like touching and pectorals are still too bizarre, failing to express the sincerest feelings. The request should be made more plainly, naturally, and gracefully!
“Huff… Huff…”
Gongsun Ce got up again, taking out his phone: “Hey, Qiluo, are you there?”
The little person on the phone screen appeared after a few seconds, the chibi Qiluo startled: “Gongsun Ce, you only just finished solving it?!”
“No, I haven’t solved anything, not at all!”
Chibi Qiluo’s face flushed red: “No way?! Then then then then what on earth are you…”
“Now, I’m going to solve my problem once and for all.” Gongsun Ce said sternly, “Qiluo, where are you?”
“Ahh!? I’m I’m I’m on the bridge, Gongsun Ce, you can’t possibly—”
“Alright, stay there, don’t move, wait for !”
Gongsun Ce put away the phone, racing down the corridor. In a flash, he was at the door of the bridge, tidied his hair, then boldly pushed open the door, reaching out with unparalleled enthusiasm and sunshine: “Good evening, ladies! Can I touch your breasts?”
His fingers pointed towards the sofa on the bridge where everyone usually watched TV together. It seed Qiluo had changed her hairstyle tonight, letting her two ponytails down into loose hair, reading an old paper book under the lamp. She had also changed into a new nightgown; although the silken peaks weren’t as full as usual, they still held an unreachable height. A strand of silver hair lay on the nightgown, softly reflecting the gentle light…
Silver…
Silver hair…?
“…”
Alandia, who was reading, lifted her head, locking eyes with soone silently for three seconds. Gongsun Ce stiffly moved his eyes, spotting a dumbfounded Qiluo on a smaller sofa a bit further away.
“Ah…” Qiluo blinked, “Ah?”
“——Ahhhhhhhhhh!”
Letting out the most wretched scream since Divine Communication, Gongsun Ce covered his face and fled the bridge. Alandia closed her book, speaking with surprise.
“Ce has a talent I can’t comprehend, constantly pushing himself into awkward situations through a series of irreproducible actions.”
“Because he’s an idiot.” Qiluo gave a thumbs-up, “Let the big idiot cool off on his own, he’ll naturally recover!”
The Dawn Knight nodded and returned to her book.
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The next morning, Mr. Gongsun stayed locked in his room, claiming he was too ashad to face anyone and would live out the rest of his life in this little room. After the crew worked on counseling him for half a day, the dispirited youth was finally coaxed out, only to be greeted by a tsunami of laughter.
The mysterious desire from deep space shouldn’t trouble soone for a very long ti, which is quite a relief.
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