Chapter 764: Chapter 802: Shooting Oneself in the Foot by Lifting a Stone
Xiao Ling’er, Su ngfei, and Zheng Yuling ca down from upstairs. Xiao Ling’er and Zheng Yuling sat on either side of Li Yifei, while Su ngfei went around to the back of the sofa, half-leaning on it with her hands on Li Yifei’s shoulders.
All three had smiles on their faces, but this only made Li Yifei’s hair stand on end. If the three had been fierce, he might have coped, but their current deanor was much trickier to handle.
Xiao Ling’er giggled, pulled out her phone, scrolled through the gallery, and then opened a locked photo, pushing it in front of Li Yifei with a smile, "Do you still rember this photo?"
Li Yifei’s face darkened instantly. The photo was of him naked, taken by these three girls one morning. He knew right away that they intended to use it to blackmail him and forced a smile, "Didn’t I tell you to delete it? Why did you keep it?"
Xiao Ling’er glanced at the photo and a blush spread unnaturally across her face, "Such a good photo, how could I bear to delete it? Of course, I had to keep it to admire when I have nothing else to do."
Li Yifei frowned, "I don’t think that’s quite right. You girls, admiring a man’s naked photo for fun, isn’t that a bit of a perverse taste?"
Xiao Ling’er laughed again, "How is it perverse? I think it’s quite fun. We don’t have boyfriends, so it’s not bad to take it out for a look when we’re bored, right?"
Li Yifei glanced at Zheng Yuling, "You’re not the sa, are you?"
Zheng Yuling raised her phone, "Of course, I am."
Li Yifei shook his head in disbelief, "No way, you must have deleted the photo. It definitely isn’t on your phone."
Zheng Yuling laughed, opened her phone’s gallery, and also found Li Yifei’s naked photo among the locked ones, flaunted it in front of him, "See? This is my treasure. How could I delete it? This is the first ti I’ve ever taken a photo of a naked man. It’s too morable."
From behind, Su ngfei chuckled, "Hey brother-in-law, do you think I have it?"
Li Yifei imdiately shook his head, "You definitely don’t. You’re ngxin’s cousin. How could you keep such a photo?"
Su ngfei was even happier as she laughed, lifted her phone before Li Yifei, and found that photo in the locked album as well, showing it off to him.
"Why are you showing
this photo?" Li Yifei asked with a dark face.
Xiao Ling’er giggled, "What do you think?"
Li Yifei, looking deflated, "I have no idea."
Xiao Ling’er cocked her chin up and said, "You’re such a stubborn guy, daring to be so confrontational with us. So, we three are very angry and have decided to send these photos to your wife, to let her see her husband’s nude photos."
Li Yifei’s eyes widened, "You’re kidding, right? You’re that ruthless?"
"Of course," Zheng Yuling grinned arrogantly, "You’d better listen to us. If you do, we might consider not sending them to your wife. If you don’t behave, just wait and see..."
"So, what exactly do you want
to do?" Li Yifei asked with a miserable expression.
Su ngfei laughed, "From now on, you’ll do whatever we tell you to do. When we say co here, you should co straight to us, or else we’ll send the photo to your wife."
Li Yifei suddenly had an epiphany, "I get it. You three didn’t co to stand up for ngxin at all; you ca to blackmail . You’re really shaless."
The three exchanged glances. Xiao Ling’er gave Zheng Yuling and Su ngfei a reproachful look. Zheng Yuling and Su ngfei stuck their tongues out, apologizing to Xiao Ling’er.
Xiao Ling’er puffed out her chest, "Right, we are blackmailing you. What are you going to do about it? Well, do you agree or not?"
Zheng Yuling also said fiercely, "Yeah, we’re shaless. Just so you know, as long as you listen to us, we won’t make things difficult for you. But if you displease us, we won’t let you off easy."
Swinging her phone in front of Li Yifei, Su ngfei giggled gleefully, "Tell , how provocative and lewd your photo looks. Imagine the face your wife will pull when she sees it."
"Yeah, it is indeed not bad. Look at this photo, how sexy it makes
look. It’s definitely the kind of thing won fantasize about at night," Li Yifei replied with a mischievous grin.
"Screw you, you think you’re so top model or sothing? Your face is shalessly thick."
"Exactly, exactly, just look at those skinny little arms and legs. What’s there to look at?"
"Even that thing is all soft and floppy, nothing worth seeing."
The three of them imdiately started denouncing Li Yifei together.
Li Yifei let out a laugh and said, "If that’s the case, you might as well delete it."
"We just won’t delete it. What can you do about it?" Su ngfei said proudly, swinging her phone, but she only felt a lightness in her hand, and the phone suddenly vanished.
It wasn’t just Su ngfei’s; Xiao Ling’er and Zheng Yuling’s phones had also disappeared, but Li Yifei suddenly had three extra phones in his hands.
Li Yifei said with a grin, "If you won’t delete them, then I’ll just have to do it myself."
The three girls were stunned for a mont, instinctively lunging to snatch their phones back, but Li Yifei leaped up, dodging them and said with a chuckle, "No chance of getting them back."
Xiao Ling’er and Zheng Yuling collided, both hitting their heads and yelping in pain, each clutching their foreheads. Zheng Yuling tried to jump up and chase Li Yifei, but Xiao Ling’er just snorted and said, "Go ahead and delete it. We’ve set passwords. I’d like to see what you can do."
Li Yifei laughed heartily, his fingers moved quickly, and in no ti, he tossed the phones back to them.
The three imdiately picked up their phones and checked their albums. The photo was indeed gone, and they stared at Li Yifei with wide eyes, saying, "How did you know my password?"
Li Yifei let out a triumphant smile and said, "You thought such a trivial thing would stump ?"
"No, no, when we were inputting the passwords, we weren’t in front of you, you shouldn’t have seen them," Xiao Ling’er exclaid, eyes wide.
Li Yifei laughed and said, "Let
give you a heads-up. Even if you don’t show others your screen, you should at least turn away when you touch it. Your fingers definitely move positions when tapping the screen. If you pay a little attention, you can figure out the passwords."
The three of them stared at Li Yifei, dumbfounded. Although what Li Yifei was saying sounded simple, it was pretty creepy. First cos the visual acuity, to precisely determine the position being pressed just from the movent of the fingers, and then the mory. The passwords for all three were different, and even if they had each pressed them just once, Li Yifei managed to rember them all. Even if three sets of numbers were laid out in front of him to morize at a glance, it wouldn’t be easy to rember.
"You perverted freak!" This was the thought that bubbled up in all three of their minds.
Li Yifei, looking suprely smug, resud his seat on the sofa, still smiling, and said, "Now that the photo is gone, what more do you want?"
At this point, Xiao Ling’er, Zheng Yuling, and Su ngfei suddenly all burst out laughing, and it sounded quite wild. This made Li Yifei get goosebumps again, and he said, "You three girls, didn’t I tell you? You can’t ss with that photo. If others get hold of it, it’s no big deal for , a grown man, but for you three beauties to possess my photo – that just doesn’t look good."
Xiao Ling’er said cheekily, "So caring, huh? But don’t worry, we’ve hidden it in very secretive places, and we’re absolutely sure no one will get their hands on it. Even soone who could kill a shark wouldn’t be able to steal that photo from us."
Although Li Yifei doubted the truth of Xiao Ling’er’s words, from the three girls’ smug expressions and those subtle little things, he could tell they were telling the truth.
It required keen eyesight, and Li Yifei had just that. If the three girls were lying to him, he would have caught on to sothing, but now it seed all his actions were not only ineffective but had also made them laugh at him. Moreover, they would likely cause him even more trouble. Had he known this would happen, he wouldn’t have snatched their phones and deleted the photo. There was a real sense of shooting himself in the foot.
Xiao Ling’er, chin held high, said, "Comrade Li Yifei, given such behavior, we are utterly disappointed in you. We were thinking of letting you off the hook if you t so conditions, but now... we’ve decided that unless we kill or cripple you, we won’t let you off."
Li Yifei leaned back, took out a cigarette, lit it, and took a satisfying drag. "Even if I didn’t delete your photos, you wouldn’t let
off the hook anyway. Fine, bring on whatever tricks you have. I, Li Yifei, am ready for all of them."
Xiao Ling’er’s eyes rounded, and she said, "Alright, you’re still giving us attitude? You’re like a pig that isn’t afraid of boiling water, not shedding tears until you see the coffin."
Zheng Yuling pinched Li Yifei’s arm and said, "It seems you really don’t take us seriously. Today, I’ll let you see what we’re capable of."
Su ngfei slapped Li Yifei on the back of his head from behind and scoffed, "Humph, this ti, if I don’t give you what for, I’m not the cousin of Su ngxin. If you’re thinking about wooing my cousin, forget about it if you can’t even get past ."
No matter how fierce the three of them were, Li Yifei was still casually smoking away. Today, he was determined to stand his ground against them.
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