"Hmm, please be quiet." Qiao Ze silently counted to five in his mind before speaking calmly.
With the help of fairly good on-site sound equipnt, he successfully suppressed the applause.
"Today is my first ti participating in a technology launch..." Qiao Ze wanted to give an opening speech but quickly realized that he wasn’t quite suited for empty shoptalk, so he awkwardly jumped straight to the main topic: "Today, we are launching a new and already verified GPU architecture."
The audience looked bewildered.
Without any preparation, he suddenly threw out such a statent. To say the least, many people hadn’t even had ti to react.
What’s more absurd was the display behind Qiao Ze on the big screen, which made it even more incomprehensible.
"First, the goal of the Grand Unified Theory."
Undoubtedly, for the guests present, there’s a certain sense of disconnection. It’s one thing to not understand what they’re hearing, but it seems they can’t understand what they’re seeing either. The technology conference today felt overwhelmingly sophisticated to an incomprehensible degree.
After all, most attendees of today’s tech conference were fans of Youwei and Dou Dou, along with many self-dia individuals involved in digital matters. Their main profession definitely isn’t research. The topic of Grand Unified Theory was sothing they had only vaguely heard of; but who would care about such things on a daily basis?
Of course, Qiao Ze certainly wouldn’t care whether the audience understood or not; he just needed to explain the theory behind the new GPU architecture. The target audience wasn’t the people present.
"Simply put, it’s about unifying the fundantal forces we’ve currently discovered in the world within a single theoretical frawork. To solve this problem, Professor Witten, Professor Schultz, and I used mathematical intertwining to construct Q theory.
In Q theory, an important application is the Quantum Multidinsional Spaceti Topology Network. Simply put, it’s a mathematical model used to describe the interaction between spaceti structures and quantum states. It captures the complex quantum interactions and spaceti geotric characteristics through multidinsional topological structures.
Next, I’ll briefly explain so of its basic concepts and structures, like how it’s used to describe the topological properties of particle creation and annihilation..."
Qiao Ze spoke quickly, but his articulation was very clear.
Combined with the PPT continuously jumping on the big screen, it ensured that everyone could audibly understand what he was talking about, though whether their minds comprehended it was not guaranteed. Fortunately, the diligently working caras truthfully recorded everything.
Whether it was the images on the big screen or the things Qiao Ze said.
"The above is an explanation of the Quantum Multidinsional Spaceti Topology Network. Clearly, this topological structure cannot achieve our preset goal of accomplishing the task of unifying all four fundantal forces.
But interestingly, during the research process, we found that the concept of Quantum Multidinsional Spaceti Topology Network can be applied in the design of GPUs’ core processing units, and the GPU architecture designed through this theory far exceeds the current general standards and architectures in several aspects.
This includes parallel computing architecture, topology optimization, data flow managent, simulation, and emulation, among other things. Next, I will spend ten minutes explaining the application of the Quantum Multidinsional Spaceti Topology Network in the geotric computing pipeline of a graphics card, as well as improvents and optimizations brought by the new architecture compared to outdated products..."
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"Can you imagine that? No, you absolutely can’t imagine. Youwei Group’s latest ’eting the Future’ technology release, without phones, without artificial intelligence, but graphics cards! A graphics card with a completely new frawork! A graphics card that doesn’t fear your benchmarking!
According to the data disclosed by Yu today, Youwei Group will launch a low-end card with 40 TFLOPS of floating-point computation power per second and 30 TOPS of integer computation power six months from now! Rember, this is just a low-end card priced around two thousand yuan!
As for high-end cards, they reportedly have floating-point computation power of over 60 TFLOPS per second and integer computation power of over 50 TOPS per second! Comprehensive technological upgrades will also provide mory bandwidth exceeding 2TB per second, more than 50% higher than existing HBM2 mory bandwidth.
Do you think that’s all? No, Youwei will also include a self-developed dedicated AI core, offering over 200 TOPS of AI computing power per second. Everything ntioned above has been recognized by the expert panel! And it has been completely realized in simultaneous emulation!
Do you think that’s all I’m going to tell everyone? No, you’re wrong again! The most amazing part of this conference is the first half-hour of substantial information! Because this epoch-making GPU architecture is built on a brand new mathematical theory proposed by Xi Lin Mathematical Research Institute! It’s known as Q theory!
The youngest double Nobel Prize winner, the youngest mathematician to solve a mathematical problem, the youngest Huaxia national-level natural science award winner, the great Professor Qiao Ze personally gave us a half-hour lecture on mathematics!
Do you know what it feels like when the most aweso mathematician teaches us? It’s a feeling of ntal mutation! Seriously, at the age of twenty-eight, I feel like I’m starting to gain intelligence again! My smart IQ has finally reclaid the high ground!
Everyone, please pay attention! Engaging content ahead! I’ve completely recorded Professor Qiao Ze’s lecture material! Yes, I understood it! But I advise all dear family mbers, if you don’t have a strong psychological foundation and superhuman mathematical reasoning skills, absolutely do not watch the upcoming content while at work.
Especially be careful not to watch it while driving, performing high-altitude operations, or in other situations requiring high ntal concentration. You might feel so ashad that you’ll directly fall asleep... Ready? 3, 2, 1, the main feature begins..."
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Indeed, as soon as Youwei Group and Xilin Licheng’s special release conference ended, related short videos started flooding the internet.
The content Qiao Ze spoke about in the first half-hour beca a hit!
As soon as a blogger confidently declared that he completely understood the Q theory discussed by Qiao Ze at the conference, countless netizens began flocking to search for this video and checked it out.
The comnts section was brimming with joyful discussions.
"Hey, I thought it was difficult! Isn’t this sothing you can understand as long as you persist in watching?"
"I watched the video! I understood it too! Now I feel I can take on ten people!"
"Let explain it to everyone, this Q theory is actually built on mathematical intertwining. What? You don’t even understand mathematical intertwining? Then I’m sorry, I can’t teach you such a simple thing."
"To help everyone quickly grasp the new mathematical theory proposed by Professor Qiao, I’ve summarized six key points..."
At this ti, opening various short videos and comnt sections in relevant forums reveals that the average mathematical level of Huaxia people has reached an extrely terrifying degree. What Qiao Ze spoke about at the conference, those highly abstract theories, everyone understood.
As for how these mathematical theories are connected to GPU core architecture, let’s just say those who understand, do.
Discussions about graphics cards also began to flood Huaxia directly.
According to Yu Hongwei’s boasting, after half a year, the low-end graphics card area supposedly launched by Youwei will outperform high-end cards priced over ten thousand yuan. Although the conference didn’t present samples for a live demonstration of performance,
in all fairness, Yu always fulfills his boasts from the past.
In other words, its credibility is very high, especially with Qiao Ze’s personal endorsent, contributing a half-hour IQ test video to the audience.
By the evening after work, the entire internet began discussing the upcoming joint GPU launch by Youwei and Xilin Licheng.
Dou Dou’s goal was easily achieved, and the effect can be said to be imdiate.
Six months isn’t long. If waiting for half a year allows you to buy a card directly competing with the current ultra-high-end cards at a budget price, anyone would prefer to beco an "awaiting party." No matter how urgent, could you not wait for six months?
If nothing else, even renting for half a year? Or perhaps buying a second-hand to cope temporarily?
It’s foreseeable that during these six months, any brand’s high-end graphics card, whether N card or A card, might not sell very well.
After all, those not lacking money are always the minority; money doesn’t grow on trees. Even wealthy people who don’t care about tens of thousands wouldn’t likely spend a high price on a product from an era behind.
Now the only question is whether this new architecture graphics card will be supported by existing motherboards.
However, as the saying goes, if the performance truly ets the conference’s claims, it might an a computer replacent wave is imminent... Motherboard manufacturers surely aren’t foolish!
The market is in chaos!
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