Chapter 904: Chapter 89: Sister is So Aweso_2 Chapter 904: Chapter 89: Sister is So Aweso_2 Zhao Yuanzhen took out her cellphone and quickly dialed Yan Yu’s number.
No answer.
She called again, still no answer.
Zhao Yuanzhen couldn’t help but get angry, cursing:
“That shaless little thief! Thinking you can deceive your way out by not answering my calls?!”
“I think he might not be intentionally ignoring your calls.” Chen Lingyun said smilingly, pointing at the TV.
Zhao Yuanzhen took a closer look and then rembered that Yan Yu was at the New Year’s Eve gala, and the cara was occasionally turning to him, so naturally, he couldn’t pick up the call in front of the national audience.
“When does this dumb show end?” she asked impatiently.
“Probably at one in the morning.” Chen Lingyun pondered, “It’s ant to last until after midnight, of course, to celebrate the New Year.”
“Ugh————” Zhao Yuanzhen paced back and forth anxiously.
If Yan Yu were in front of her, she would definitely not let him off the hook, she’d make a huge fuss.
However, Yan Yu wasn’t present right now and she also couldn’t get in touch with him, causing the Demonic Sect Enchantress to pace for a long ti with no way to vent, eventually being forced to calm down slowly.
Hmph, with his unreasonable style, if he really sets his mind on helping those girls with their cultivation, there’s no way I could stop him.
Fight, can’t win! Scold, won’t listen! Break off all ties with him? That would just leave those little hussies with an advantage, absolutely not!
But what if I just do the opposite?
I once saw a case on TV: A wife often fell for telecom scams, could never rember the advice and wouldn’t listen. Eventually, the husband stopped trying to teach her how to avoid telecom scams and instead took all her salary to keep it safe for her. Surely after that, the house was never scamd again.
Which ans, if I just keep him to myself every day… leave him willing but powerless, how about that?
Brilliant plan!
The best thing about this move is that it’s an open conspiracy. If you refuse, I’ll just say you’re not up to it, I’ll mock you, insult you, and even send group texts to all of them, letting them all know you’ve beco impotent, what will you do?
Yan Yu’s personality is such that he definitely won’t tolerate humiliation. But if it really cos down to a battle, there are only exhausted cows, not a tilled field that’s been plowed to death.
This way, I will stand on invincible ground! Wahahaha!
Thinking this, Zhao Yuanzhen couldn’t help but burst into a wild laugh.
Chen Lingyun, on the other hand, tilted her head to the side, watching this Enchantress with a triumphant look on her face, not knowing what exactly she was fantasizing.
As the saying goes, don’t try to understand how a fool thinks.
Therefore, she just calmly sipped her coffee, waiting for Zhao Yuanzhen to co to her on her own.
Sure enough, it wasn’t long before Zhao Yuanzhen made up her mind and asked firmly:
“Ling Yun, I want to learn combat, do you have any instructional videos I can watch?”
“You can find so online.” Chen Lingyun said calmly.
“Nonsense, if I couldn’t find them online I wouldn’t be asking you.” Zhao Yuanzhen said.
Chen Lingyun raised an eyebrow, carefully observing Zhao Yuanzhen’s expression.
Seeing that her eyes were full of innocence, probably with a sugar-laden brain, truly unable to find resources, Chen Lingyun slowly took out her phone:
“I’ll ask around.”
“You don’t have them on your phone?”
“No, I deleted them all.”
“So, you’ve studied them before?” Zhao Yuanzhen sneered coldly, thinking what does this little hussy want to learn this for? She must’ve been coveting my man from the start.
“I watched them back in middle school.” Chen Lingyun typed on her phone, “The school arranged the courses, otherwise kids who don’t know anything might get tricked into trouble.”
Zhao Yuanzhen had never attended school, and naturally did not have any similar experiences. For Cultivators, most of them don’t even need to consider the issue of Dual Cultivation, they live their lives as Great Mages. Even those few who need it, just piece together the puzzle, then operate the Cultivation Technique, and that’s it… So she urged:
“Give the course video to watch.”
“Go find that course video online yourself!” Chen Lingyun sighed and said, “If you can’t find it, I’ll get it for you, okay?”
“You better adjust your attitude.” Zhao Yuanzhen pointed at her and said, “Do you still want to be part of my family of thieves or not? This is a warning, ow!”
She sat down on the sofa next to her and began searching for the course video.
Hm… uh… er…
To be honest, it was tedious and uninteresting.
Chen Lingyun received the resource, grabbed the remote control, and started screen casting from her phone. Yan Yu was still speaking on the TV, but her movents were swift, switching the screen promptly.
She casually dragged the progress bar, and the battle started imdiately on the screen. Bang!
Zhao Yuanzhen was imdiately surprised, thinking to herself that this is what cultivation practice is like!
She watched with such focus, swallowing softly, her legs repeatedly crossing and uncrossing, wishing she could imdiately rush to the New Year’s Eve party, snatch the thief, and use her newly learned moves to utterly destroy him!
Chen Lingyun, however, was bored. She had a mory bank in her mind where she could rember important things at a glance, so she quietly lowered her head and played with her phone.
The sounds of battle from the TV got more intense, suddenly soone ca through the wall outside; it was the icy-faced Zhou Hongyu.
She too had no place to stay and had to remain at the base. She happened to pass by, hearing the sounds of battle from the Zhenhai Team eting room, she was shocked, thinking the little thief was in intense battle with soone, and ca through the wall without a second thought to catch Yan Yu red-handed and put him on trial!
Then she realized that Chen Lingyun and Zhao Yuanzhen were simply watching an action movie.
Zhao Yuanzhen didn’t bother with her, she was engrossed in the intense part of the battle where one side was about to surrender—how could she care about outsiders?
Chen Lingyun was smiling and waved her over to sit down, inviting her to appreciate it together, not caring about her barging in at all.
Zhou Hongyu watched for a mont, then disdainfully said,
“What’s so good about this? Poor acting, stiff moves, out-of-shape figures, and the quality is so bad it’s exploding, clearly you haven’t seen anything good.”
“Then do you have anything good?” Zhao Yuanzhen asked, looking askance.
“Hmph,” Zhou Hongyu scoffed as she took out her phone and connected to the eting room’s Wi-Fi.
If it had been in the past, she wouldn’t have anything to show. Fortunately, she copied a few strong recomndations from Xiao Lian recently, and now she had plenty of aces up her sleeve, casually choosing one to cast.
“Indeed…” Even if Zhao Yuanzhen was stubborn, she had to admit that the resource provided by Zhou Hongyu was indeed much clearer than Chen Lingyun’s.
The three of them then sat on the sofa to analyze the battle, occasionally discussing a few points.
“This move, Iron Mountain Lean, is brilliant!” Zhao Yuanzhen clapped her hands and laughed, “If I attack the little thief with it, he would beg for rcy in no ti!”
“Iron Mountain Lean my foot,” Zhou Hongyu scoffed, “Look who’s screaming louder? Injuring the enemy but losing even more yourself!”
“That’s just because she’s not good enough,” Zhao Yuanzhen argued, “Even in professional boxing and fighting, they distinguish between weight classes! A heavier person fighting a lighter one is a Blast Kill. That scrawny physique using Iron Mountain Lean of course wouldn’t work, but that doesn’t an the move itself isn’t fierce.”
Zhou Hongyu wanted to mock, but after watching the Demonic Sect Enchantress for a long while, she thought for a bit, her expression quickly becoming a bit deflated, and she fell silent.
“Hmph.” Zhao Yuanzhen, feeling justified, continued to laugh and said, “The sa move also depends on the depth of one’s Inner Strength. Solid foundation, powerful Inner Strength, even a simple Iron Mountain Lean or Thousand-Pound Fall, without any fancy variations, can still hurt others.”
“Heh,” Zhou Hongyu said with scorn, “No matter how profound the Inner Strength, without exquisite skills, how powerful can you be? Let him target your weak points, stab a few tis, and you’ll be begging for rcy yourself, let alone worrying about foundation or Inner Strength!”
“Nonsense,” Zhao Yuanzhen snorted coldly, “Just watch the TV, the one with all sorts of fancy moves still gets knocked out with a straight punch in the end, right? The second one with profound Inner Strength won easily with just a few simple moves.”
“Having a huge advantage after a gauntlet fight, you think that’s proof?” Zhou Hongyu laughed in anger, “If it takes you ten pancakes to get full, are the first nine unnecessary?”
Chen Lingyun blinked, then suddenly burst into laughter and said,
“Qi Sect or Sword Sect, martial arts novels from ancient tis to the present each have their assertions. There is no first in literature, no second in martial arts. Why don’t we make a bet here? We’ll find a chance and whoever can make Yan Yu surrender in the shortest ti wins, how about that?”
“Fine!” Zhou Hongyu stood up abruptly, stepping on the sofa next to her, adopting a grandmaster’s pose and asked coldly with a laugh, “What’s the bet, then?”
“Whoever loses serves whoever wins!” Zhao Yuanzhen got up as well, not to be outdone, and shouted, “The winner gets to train, while the loser has to serve tea, water, and towels, and must also shout ‘Sister is so powerful, I definitely can’t match’!”
“How about it? Do you dare?”
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