Chapter 859: Chapter 70 Hand Strength Chapter 859: Chapter 70 Hand Strength If Yan Yu had to subjectively rate the beauty of the three girls present, using Teacher i’s six points as the passing line for conventional aesthetic standards, then Zhou Hongyu would be the highest at 8.5, Li Minghu 8, and Tang Xiaolian also 8 based solely on facial features. However, as this girl has a lively and adorable character with a bit of childish girlishness, and since Yan Yu prefers a more mature type, he would deduct 0.5 points, making it 7.5.
But to be fair, after putting on that silver bell crown, it indeed adds a lot of Miaojiang flair, so let’s add one point to 8.5.
Be proud, you’ve caught up with your team leader!
“Do you know how to sing ‘The Old Driver, Take With You’?” Yan Yu unconsciously raised his eyebrows, revealing a keen interest, “Which version of… ouch!”
Zhou Hongyu’s grip tightened!
Though she always maintained a cool deanor towards others in the team, her heart had always assud the role of an elder sister, treating her teammates like younger brothers and sisters. Now, the man she had set her eyes on dared to make a move on her “sister,” desiring sothing as outrageous as a sister sandwich. How could she tolerate that? How could she?
Not bursting Yan Yu into pieces was already her greatest restraint!
Li Minghu also sensed sothing amiss. With a sweep of his divine sense, he discovered Yan Yu being pinched by Zhou Hongyu and quickly reached out to pry her fingers open, hissing:
“Let go!”
“Not letting go!” Zhou Hongyu imdiately retorted.
“Which version?” Tang Xiaolian blinked, instinctively wanting to play dumb with “I didn’t know there were several versions,” but upon further thought, realized this was the best opportunity to strike at Yan Yu, so she smiled and said, “Do you want to hear the juicy or the plain one? The plain one has only one version, but there are quite a few juicy ones.”
“Not listening anymore, not listening…” Yan Yu sucked in a breath of cold air.
Li Minghu’s fingers were excessively slender, while Zhou Hongyu’s were long and strong. The forr’s vigorous prying couldn’t separate the latter’s grip and instead brought even more stimulation.
“Why?” Tang Xiaolian sulkily pouted, “Why don’t you want to listen all of a sudden?”
It was you who asked which versions there are! I even admitted that I could sing the juicy version, yet you chickened out… I’ve finally let go of my pride and gathered my courage!
“My tooth hurts.” Yan Yu said.
“Let check it.” Tang Xiaolian thought, cultivators still get toothaches? Deputy Captain Zhang’s eyesight improved after his marrow cleansing, what bacteria could possibly corrode your teeth after marrow cleansing and vessel cutting?
Yan Yu reluctantly opened his mouth wide, thinking, Xiao Lian is checking my teeth, Hongyu, you surely won’t continue being jealous, right?
Zhou Hongyu couldn’t be bothered with such trivial matters. She was currently focused on dueling with Li Minghu, both vying for control over the directing stick while also ensuring not to let the quilts undulate too much, lest Tang Xiaolian notices — after all, invisibility can be detected, and if she felt sothing was off, a sweep with her divine sense would reveal both of them sitting on the bed.
Yan Yu wished he could stop them, but his hands were on top of the quilt (to cover up its movents). If he suddenly reached under the quilt, it might draw Xiao Lian’s attention and increase the likelihood of being discovered!
“Which tooth hurts?” Tang Xiaolian looked around, the silver bell on her crown chiming along.
“That one inside.” Yan Yu mumbled.
Help, Minghu!
“Which one inside?” Tang Xiaolian thought, how am I supposed to find it with that description, “Use your tongue to touch it.”
Yan Yu’s tongue imdiately slithered across the entire row of teeth on the lower left side.
“You touched too many!” Tang Xiaolian complained, “You only need to touch the one that hurts!”
“Ah, that whole row hurts.” Yan Yu slowly drew out his words, buying ti for Li Minghu.
Hongyu! Don’t weigh it anymore!
“If they all hurt, then just pull them all out.” Tang Xiaolian wrinkled her nose, planning to pull back, “The tooth root is probably all rotted.”
“No, my teeth can still be saved!” Yan Yu dared not let her look away, and opened his mouth even wider, “Help see where the cavity is.”
“Um…” Tang Xiaolian sighed inwardly.
Such a good opportunity for the two of us to be alone should have been used for talking, singing, or… kissing or sothing. How did it turn into checking your teeth?
It’s a pity I went through all the trouble to confirm the team leader wasn’t around and secretly slipped over from the combat team!
But…
Watching Yan Yu open his mouth wide, Tang Xiaolian suddenly had a strange thought.
If, I an if, I put my tongue in…
Uh, how weird! Why would I think of such a thing? Hahaha, I must be too nervous and starting to have wild thoughts…
“Knock knock knock!” There ca rhythmic knocking from outside, followed by Ye Jun’s voice, “Yan Yu, are you in?”
Everyone on the scene montarily shuddered. Especially Tang Xiaolian, whose secret visit to Captain Yan could not be known by others, lest it reach Captain Zhou’s ears…
She instinctively glanced under the bed, then rapidly deployed the Invisibility Technique before jumping onto the bed!
This sudden escape, too abrupt for Zhou Hongyu still imrsed in the shock of soone being outside, caused her to be unexpectedly smashed into by Tang Xiaolian, forcing her to let go and fall backward onto the bed.
“Ouch!”
Li Minghu finally seized the directing stick, relieving Yan Yu… hmm?
“Minghu?” he transmitted.
“Oh, right.” Li Minghu fumbled a few tis before letting go.
Yan Yu hurriedly slid off the bed to open the door for the outside Ye Jun.
Tang Xiaolian, having bumped into sothing invisible, instinctively swept her divine sense over, discovering Li Minghu and Zhou Hongyu, instantly stiffening up!
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