Chapter 1042: Chapter 75 Hypnosis Secret thod_2
“Not yet.” Li Zhaojiang sighed and said, “I’ve hinted at it, but she always skillfully evades the topic. I feel like she likes a bit too, but knowing I already have a girlfriend, she keeps her distance painfully…”
“Old Yan! No, brother-in-law, I don’t mind you having a woman outside behind my sister’s back!” He slid to his knees again, tearfully pleading, “Please teach the hypnosis secret thod you use to open a harem!”
“I told you there is no hypnosis secret thod!” Yan Yu finally couldn’t take it anymore and kicked him flying, “You brat, you’re thinking of having the best of both worlds while being a cheating playboy. Go pee and drink it to wake yourself up!”
“No way!” Li Zhaojiang scread in disbelief, “In terms of looks, I’m definitely not inferior to you! How could I not manage to open a harem?”
“Saying sothing like that just shows how narcissistically delusional you are!” Yan Yu sarcastically retorted, “If you had even a tenth of my looks, you wouldn’t be having this trouble!”
“I’ve dated so many girlfriends, that’s the best proof!” Li Zhaojiang still didn’t believe it, “I’m charming too!”
“Then break up with your current girlfriend and use your charm to conquer your assistant instead of asking for my opinion!” Yan Yu shouted.
“That won’t work.” Li Zhaojiang quickly changed to a solemn expression, sighed, and said, “To be honest, Qian Qian was introduced to by my sister.”
Yan Yu: ……
“Minghu introduced her?”
“Yes.” Li Zhaojiang said painfully, “My sister really admires her.”
“And you want to dump the girl your sister set up for you and go find your assistant for new love.” Yan Yu couldn’t help but laugh, looking at him with pity and sympathy.
You’re just courting death, kid! Cultivation has talent restrictions, despite the existence of the heaven-defying String-Pulling Technique, most people don’t know about it! Since cultivation talent might be passed down to the next generation through birth, Li Minghu introducing a female cultivator as a partner for her brother was probably not just her idea, but a unanimous decision by the family and the Annan Army leaders.
Raising outstanding individuals, promoting superior breeding, in Lu Country, where planning could involve five-year or even thirty-year plans, is quite normal. Unless soone is at the level of Yan Yu or Liu Longtao, their marriage is entirely up to them, and no one can interfere.
“I never planned to break up.” Li Zhaojiang emphasized again, “Qian Qian and I are mutually in love, stop second-guessing our feelings.”
“Then your assistant…”
“Who says n can only have one true love?” Li Zhaojiang asked seriously.
For a mont, Yan Yu was actually speechless and could only respond with a scornful sneer.
Of course, a normal person can only have one true love. Denying that deserves to be labeled a scumbag. As for … I’m an exception, soothing the top-tier female cultivators of Lu Country, winning their hearts to ensure their loyalty, serving the country and its people selflessly. How could that be the sa?
But thinking casually, he knew that Li Zhaojiang, with a brain the size of a walnut, could never understand his hardships. So Yan Yu didn’t bother to explain further and directly asked:
“Does your current girlfriend agree to you having a harem?”
“I haven’t asked yet.” Li Zhaojiang pondered and said, “But I’ve tentatively guessed she probably wouldn’t agree.”
“How did you test it?”
“I told her about your harem.” Li Zhaojiang smiled sheepishly, “She said you’re a scumbag.”
“You brat, saring in front of others!” Yan Yu used a strong skull-splitting move, viciously saying, “Do you believe I won’t tell Minghu all your dirty thoughts?”
“Don’t!” Li Zhaojiang imdiately cried out, whether from pain or fear it’s unclear, “Brother-in-law, you can’t do this! You can’t do this!”
Seeing him groveling for rcy on the ground, Yan Yu quickly suppressed his anger, planning on how to teach him a lesson. But he kept his face expressionless and said:
“So your assistant, you say she’s interested in you, what’s your evidence?”
“I’ll show you our chat logs.” Li Zhaojiang really didn’t treat Yan Yu as an outsider, eagerly handed over his phone, “Old Yan, you’re experienced with won, help analyze it.”
Why the hell am I an experienced womanizer? Yan Yu muttered a few complaints in his mind and then looked down at the chat logs on the phone.
Li Zhaojiang (voice ssage): Are you free for dinner today? My treat.
Assistant (voice ssage): I can’t, I haven’t finished my work.
Li Zhaojiang (voice ssage): So much work? Want to talk to your boss to lighten your load?
Assistant (voice ssage): Haha, no need to trouble you. This is my job, it wouldn’t be good to push it onto others, thank you Zhaojiang.
The rest were all trivial and aningless chat, mostly Li Zhaojiang finding topics, and the other party responding politely… Besides her voice being really pleasant, there was no intent to seduce you! Clearly, it’s you who’s budding with spring feelings!
“Look!” Li Zhaojiang pointed righteously at the screen, “She said she didn’t want to bother and thanked , which clearly ans she’s interested in , right!”
“… I really suspect that all your ex-girlfriends might have thrown themselves at you.” Yan Yu stared at him suspiciously, “Otherwise, how on earth could you find a girlfriend with that emotional intelligence?”
“Hey, let’s not joke around.” Li Zhaojiang waved his hand and said, “Of course, I can see she’s keeping her distance.”
“You still want to pursue her?” Yan Yu sneered, “It’s already impossible, isn’t it?”
“Not necessarily.” Li Zhaojiang rubbed his chin, musing, “She’s my Golden Core True Man assistant, her job is to earn my trust unconditionally and ensure communication between and the Privy Council. If I clearly express ‘either be my lover or get replaced,’ she’d probably have to submit, right?”
“… Ah Jiang.”
“What’s up, brother-in-law?”
“You’re really a scumbag, aren’t you?” Yan Yu said with feeling.
“I just said ‘if,’ I don’t actually intend to do that.” Li Zhaojiang quickly clarified, “I’d rather win her heart willingly than threaten her with work… So would you teach your hypnosis secret thod, brother-in-law?”
“I’ve already told you there’s no such secret thod. How many tis do you want to say it?”
“Old Yan, you’re being unreasonable.” Li Zhaojiang said sinisterly, “You wouldn’t want my sister to find out about you using the hypnosis secret thod to open a harem, would you?”
“I’ve already called your sister.” Yan Yu finally couldn’t bear it anymore, showing his phone with an ongoing call to Li Minghu, and even had it on speaker. “After repeatedly provoking , you really are incorrigible!”
Li Zhaojiang: ……
Sweat, suddenly poured down.
“Ah Jiang.” The calm voice of Li Minghu ca from the phone, “I don’t rember teaching you to be a cheating scumbag, did I?”
“Sister, sister!” Li Zhaojiang hurriedly shouted, “Let explain, I was just joking with Old Yan…”
Before he finished, Yan Yu had already hung up the call, revealing an extrely wild grin:
“Go to Hell and explain to your sister!”
“Damn you, Yan! I’ll fight you to the death!”
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