My na is Leon, and currently, I am in a very long line, waiting for reincarnation… And no, I am not joking. Right now, I am floating along hundreds of others, forming a straight line on a rainbow road in the middle of the grand nothingness. I tried looking left, right, up, and down, but there was nothing but the infinite cosmos and the rainbow road under my feet. Or… well, under , as my feet are mangled horridly, facing the wrong way… both of them. I can see the bones sticking out, but I feel no pain, and they aren't bleeding. Maybe because my head is also not where it should be? Still, it is being held by my only remaining arm, which listens to my thoughts… It's just I am at eye level with my innards hanging out of my stomach.
"Dude… what the hell happened to you?" I hear the man behind ask. Turning my head around, I t the eyes of a middle-aged guy with half of his face missing and his brain hanging out like so kind of jelly, constantly trembling as he moved his mouth.
"I was run over by an FMTV."
"What the hell is that?" He recoiled, almost letting the brain slip out from his skull.
"A military truck from the past century. The damned driver was an amateur! When we were getting it out of storage, the idiot floored it, and it ran over and blew into pieces like so kind of pinata!"
"Damn… but from the past century? Do you an from the 1900s? So kind of WWI-era shit?"
"Eh?" I chuckled, "From the 2000s!"
"That isn't past century! It's 2004! Dude, you got rocked in the head by that truck harder than it looks!"
"What 2004? It's 2144! I think you have so brain damage, mixing up the numbers of the calendar!"
"Fuck you; you mangled cheese tart!" He shouted, holding one hand against his brain, ensuring it stayed there.
"And what happened to you?" I chortled, "Looked into the barrel of a gun?"
"It wasn't discharging!"
"Bwahahaha! Fucking idiot!" I burst out laughing, making so of the others turn towards us, joining in on the fun too.
"Fuck you!" He blew out from his nose, hitting , and my already badly bent remaining arm slipped, and I dropped my head.
I saw it falling to the deep nothingness, seeing the road grow smaller and smaller, hearing the guy say it wasn't his fault… Idiot. Not that it matters. I died, and probably these are my last hallucinations before passing. My mind's manifestation was probably displaying the idiot who rode through with that monster of a truck in this way… just when I was starting to get my life into order! Typical mont! I got myself a degree in Robotics of Past and Present, and finally, I could afford a gene enhancent from the money I made from being hired by the military. Bye-bye, morizing all the books, trying to learn them! I could simply use my brain like a search engine, recalling everything I have ever read… and they say you can't pay to win in real life! I was even courting a cute girl; everything was too good to be true… haaah…
"Error. Contamination on the Cosmic Reincarnation System." A voice said, coming from every direction. Great… now my severed head has beco nothing more but contamination! You know what? Fuck you too! "Beginning cleaning process."
Even if I wanted, I couldn't scream as an otherworldly force washed over and made my head disappear, leaving with only my brain there, continuing to fall downwards. I don't know how I remained conscious, but I still saw, heard, and slled everything.
"Error. Contamination is passing through the Realm's border. Abandoning process, initiating ergency reincarnation. Spatial coordinates found. Comncing transfer."
Huh? I wanted to ask sothing, but with a poof, everything was gone and turned extrely dark. Was my brain finally destroyed, too? Or… no… I was still here. W-wait… I hear sothing. Sloshing? Muffled voices?
"...!" I managed to open my eyes, and I saw tiny hands before … floating in so fluid in the dark… while I also saw an umbilical cord attached to my body. Shiiiiit… Am I an embryo?! Wait… the fact I can open my eyes and look at the shape of my body… My… baby body? What the hell? Am I being reborn? Did my brain get dropped into an unborn child? Was it empty? Or did I squash the previous occupant? Damn it! I need answers!
Maybe it was my trashing that made it happen, but I suddenly found myself getting pushed out… getting born. I wanted to curse, but I couldn't… I was simply hoping that if all this was real, I was not too early…
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