"As the title suggests, it may be a bit sudden, but starting from today, I will start writing a diary.
It’s not for the purpose of leaving sothing behind, nor is it to record how I change my tragic fate. It’s just simply because I’m too bored.
Because I don’t want to use the troubleso calendar system of this world, let’s just call today the first day. Anyway, it happens to be in so sense the first day I ca to this world.
On such a commorative day, I am also prepared to do sothing aningful.
Hmm, I talked to the real protagonist, Miss Lu Yuliu, from the original work.
When I found her, she was still in the disguise of a Demon Sect disciple, sitting alone at the stern of the ship, enjoying the sea breeze and standing out from the other Demon Sect disciples.
She was obviously very wary of , probably afraid that I would uncover her true identity— Haha, it’s no use though, as I’m a man who knows everything about her, even her three size asurents, even those of her future harem too, I laughed a bit at the thought.
The original author is really sothing.
After so consideration, I gave up on using the loud wind of today as an opening line, and instead asked her what was on the other side of the sea."
She was silent for a long ti, looking at with a dumbfounded expression, before finally answering that the other side of the sea is the territory of the Immortal Nation.
...So it’s true that protagonists who don’t understand s are really boring. Why can’t the original author make the protagonist a ti traveler like ?
How can I have fun and go treasure hunting on the high seas with such a boring protagonist?
Hmm, it will take ten days to sail from the Three Thousand Demon Domains to the Immortal Nation, and I will have to turn her into an interesting woman during this process.
And also, improve our relationship a bit."
"The next day. I didn’t get a chance to talk to the real protagonist, Lu Yuliu, today. She was probably scared off by my sudden conversation yesterday and spent the whole day practicing with the other disciples of the Demon Sect in the cabin.
But so interesting guests arrived today, those few fellows who almost died on the deck yesterday.
To be honest, they are all talented people. After learning that I am the notorious Holy Saint of the Demon Sect, they didn’t try to stay away from but instead ca to make friends. They truly have a different outlook on life, being able to willingly offer their lives to those thirsty disciples in the Joyful Lotus Domain.
We had a great conversation and when I asked them how it felt to dual cultivate with the female disciples of the Demon Sect, they all had a nostalgic expression on their faces and gave their own answers.
To summarize, their answers could be sumd up in one sentence: "The taste of the demoness (female disciple of the Demon Sect) is truly unbeatable, but it can be a bit harmful to the kidneys."
However, they also said they wouldn’t be going back there for a while, probably because they are afraid of one day achieving an extre post-nut enlightennt and joining the Buddhist Sect.
Hmm, if they join the Buddhist Sect, they will beco my enemies."
"The third day. Nothing happened today, I spent the whole day looking at the sea and almost got bored to death.
It’s worth ntioning that those fellows who visited yesterday spent the whole day reading normal books and looking at a porn book when no girls were looking, and invited to join them.
Am I that kind of person? As the Holy Saint of the Demon Sect, Is that how I look like to outsiders?
At that mont, I looked at them with a judgental gaze and then silently went back to look at the sea.
To be honest, the entertainnt in this world is not worth watching. Even if there were no phones or computers, I didn’t expect that even calligraphy and painting would be so backward, it’s simply outrageous.
But I admire those guys more, they can still get excited about that kind of thing."
"On the fourth day, I finally caught Miss Lu Yuliu who was alone.
I guess she couldn’t bear pretending to be a disciple of the Demon Sect all day long, so she ca out for so fresh air.
When she saw , she wanted to run away, but unfortunately, my cultivation has surpassed hers by a whole realm and more. How could I let her run away? Ahem, this kind of statent makes sound like a bully who forces young girls to submit to using my strong cultivation realm...
This ti, I invited her to chat. Originally, I wanted to discuss tea and Dao together, but unfortunately, I am a rough and uncultured man who doesn’t know how to brew tea, let alone discuss Dao. I know a little about the tea ceremony, but it’s not sothing that can be discussed with girls.
As for the result of this chat... Well, it was a disaster.
She clearly didn’t dare to speak too much, afraid of revealing herself, and I couldn’t act too close to her, so most of the ti, we played a staring ga.
To be honest, I hope she can remove her disguise and play this ga with .
If she really has the appearance described in the original work, I think I should have the patience to look at her for a lifeti."
"On the fifth day. Maybe yesterday’s chat had an effect. Miss Lu Yuliu didn’t avoid today.
I asked her happily why she was so cooperative today. She replied that spending a day staring at each other with was better than staring at the group of people on the ship, at least I looked better.
She’s really an honest girl.
But is she really not afraid of revealing her identity by speaking to like this?
Or is it that in her eyes, I am just a fool who can’t tell when she’s in trouble no matter how reckless she is?
Anyway, we spent another day staring at each other.
I really want to see what she looks like without her disguise."
"On the sixth day, we encountered a sea monster in the Endless Sea.
It was a Foundation Establishnt stage tentacle monster. It happened to appear when Miss Lu Yuliu and I were tired of staring at each other, so I easily killed it with a single move."
"I know many of you future peeker of this diary are looking forward to so special developnt when you read we encounter a tentacle monsters, but this is a serious diary, so no suggestive content allowed.
After getting my consent, we dismantled this thing together and started barbecuing it in the evening.
To be honest, I really couldn’t develop an appetite for these strange creatures, but Miss Lu Yuliu was very happy eating them, so in order to show that I was sociable, I also tried it.
It’s really delicious."
"Day 7. Because of yesterday’s team building, the passengers on the ship are obviously closer to . Not only did the tentacle event reduce their fear of , but also their envy and jealousy.
Those several scattered cultivators whom I admire chatted with about their life ideals for an afternoon today, and recomnded to several famous places in the Royal City for sleeping flowers and lodging willows (Brothel), inviting to go with them when I go to the Royal City.
Pah! I’m a dignified Holy Saint of the Demon Sect! How could I agree to such a request?
So I firmly rejected them and said that I would only waste their money if they did invite .
In the evening, my relationship with Miss Lu Yuliu finally progressed.
We played five-in-a-row on the chessboard I made all night.
She had a lot of fun playing and said many tis that she wouldn’t play anymore if I won.
Sigh, people are addicted to losing."
"Day 8. Um, there was a small problem."
...
Putting down his diary and pen, Luo Wusheng glanced at the girl wrapped around him like an octopus.
"I say... Can you get off ?"
"Mm, no."
"But it’s a bit indecent like this. What if soone cos in?"
"...Do you not love anymore?"
Listening to the girl’s words, Luo Wusheng’s mouth twitched and he looked up at the sky.
Why did things turn out like this?
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