Spirit Hotel Novel Chapter 10

Are you quite done, Gin?

With the approach of Dea, Gin and Feisha braced themselves.

Their silhouettes slowly converged, then split apart.

Letting out a relieved sigh, Feisha turned to see Gin making a similar reaction. You and Dea

What? Suspicion instantly overtook whatever relief Gin may have had a mont ago. Feisha smirked.

Hes your ex?

How did you know!?

Silence.

I was joking, replied Feisha, slack-jawed. Gin imdiately hauled him up by the collar and threw them both over the second-floor railings. Having prior experience this ti, Feisha rely held on until he felt solid ground beneath his feet, adjusted his collar and made to leave.

Oi, where do you think youre going? Gin nervously stood in the doorway, blocking Feisha.

Taking a shit, Feisha sang.

Ugh, you sickening human. How could you do such a revolting thing? Gin said in disdain, covering his nose.

Im taking a shit, not actually eating shit. What the fuck are you so worked up about?

Gin narrowed his eyes in disgust. How could you say such vulgar things all the ti?

Ive literally only said it for two minutes. Besides, Feisha paused, a trace of hostility finding its way into his next words, I wouldnt need to go if it wasnt for you throwing

around. Dont you know that surprise stimulates bowel movent?

At Gins suspicious glare, Feisha turned around and bent over: I can prove it with a fart if you dont believe .

Just go do your thing! Gin very nearly sent him off with a kick. Feisha ran to his room lightly- too much movent would make it hard for him to hold it in.

Going to the toilet is urgent business, after all. This can be seen by how certain individuals had forcefully changed McClellands Three Needs Theory from the need for achievent, need for affiliation and need for power to the need to fart, need to piss and need to shit.

Finally satisfied, Feisha pulled up his pants, washed his hands and happily walked out of the bathroom.

Gin was sitting cross-legged on his bed.

What areyoudoing here? Feisha asked, startled.

You were much calr in the middle of the night.

When was this? asked Feisha confusedly.

His acting was watertight, Gin cursed inwardly. But now was not the ti to dwell on the past- there was a more important matter that needed to be addressed.

Whatever, we need to talk about whats going to happen in the future.

What kind of future dowehave together?

If you dont solve the problem then youll have no future altogether, said Gin, darkly exposing his teeth. Feisha lunged away next to his wardrobe, saying between shudders: Im so scared! Im so scared! Thats so scary

Stop acting and talk properly.

Feisha let go of the wardrobe and stood up straight. Ahem. I just thought that maybe its a little too disrespectful to your teeths automatic retraction function if I never show any reaction to it.

Do you want your head to have the sa function?

How many tis can I use it?

Once. It gets scrapped after use, Gin said coldly.

Then no thanks. We need to recycle.

Gin chewed at his finger. Uh, what were we talking about?

My heads automatic retraction function.

No, before that He seems to have recalled the topic, looking up to give Feisha an icy look.

Im the only human on Noahs Ark.

Mhm.

So Im very important, and am not allowed to die.

Gin raised an eyebrow. That will depend on how cooperative you are.

A pause.

Feisha gave in with a sigh. Dont tell

Hughes doesnt know about you and Dea.

All the ice in Gins expression instantly lted. He stared pitifully at Feisha, almost like a kicked puppy.

Feisha felt chills running down his spine. Rubbing warmth back into his arm, he asked suspiciously, Are you cheating on Hughes?

If so, then hed have to expose this pervert masquerading as a vampire!

Imdiately, Gin rose from the bed and lightly flipped so hair off his face. As a noble mber of the blood clan, how could I do sothing so hurtful to my lover?

Then what are you afraid of?

A light flush appeared on Gins face. Even nobility like myself find themselves telling little white lies occasionally.

Like?

Gin sighed, resigned. I told Hughes that I was a virgin.

Feisha visibly shook with the effort of holding back laughter, grin widening. Just as he was about to burst, however-

Im going to rip out your throat if you dare to laugh at .

Ah-choo! Feisha let out a big sneeze, then straightened as if nothing had happened. And Hughes believed you?

The thing between

and Dea happened before Hughes ca. Furthermore, it only lasted three days, Gin said, holding up three fingers. The only one who knows besides us is Isefel.

A three day romance. The beginnings of a thought lit up in Feishas mind like a candle, and was imdiately put out. He really didnt want to think about that.

So, Gin continued, pinning Feisha in place with his gaze. Im sure you know what Im about to say.

Blackmail, bribery.

Got it in one.

Do you know what my na is?

Feisha Shi?

Correct. My father gave

that na. He was quite obsessed with wuxia works, and superheroes were all the craze back then, Feisha said, getting emotional from thinking about the parents he had left behind. Thats why I was nad Feisha Shi. He had always hoped that Id grow up to be a courteous, just person

Gins expression was one of confusion.

Its a sha I let them down and didnt get into police academy.

What does that have to with

and my secret?

Silence.

Well- nothing, I guess, Feisha said with a light chuckle. I just wanted to tell you.

Anyway, if Hughes ever catches wind of this thing, youre dead.

It might not be

who accidentally lets it out, you know. It could be Dea.

Dea would bury the incident six feet under if he could. No- more than that. On that topic, Gin was rather hurt. He said that it was the darkest period of his life.

Feisha felt compelled to share his thoughts. To be honest, I think that you might want to ask Hughes to reconsider your relationship.

Gin instantly whipped around, alard. His eyes felt like white-hot lasers on Feishas skin.

O-Of course, Ill make sure to keep quiet about the things I need to keep quiet about, Feisha hastily managed. Its really not a big deal; everyone has a shaful backstory.

Fei, my friend, said Gin gently after a pause.

Please dont call

that, Im getting goose bumps, Feisha said, fighting shivers of disgust. Gin shuffled in closer in response, smiling.

What do you think about my suggestion earlier?

Didnt I already agree?

Not that; the thing between you and Dea.

Feisha looked at him blankly, unimpressed. What thing between

and Dea? Its clearly betweenyouand Dea.

Heheh, Ive been working at Noahs Ark for a very long ti, but youre the most interesting human out of all of them, Gin said, grabbing his shoulder.

Is that a complent?

No, Im just stating my thoughts.

Erm, continue.

With the previous humans, as soon as I show my teeth they all get scared into becoming readily available.

Hold on, what?

What do you an by readily available?

That they agree to everything I say, duh, Gin said.

Oh. Thats not how we use that phrase.

You guys are so behind with the tis.

Feisha was at a loss for words. Well do better next ti.

Uh, what were we talking about?

Being readily available.

Before that.

Im the most interesting human youve t.

Mhm, smiled Gin. Thats why Im going help you and Dea.

He sure sounded regal. Do I have a choice in this?

No, its mandatory.

Then continue.

Believe , you wont regret getting together with Dea, Gin said with a smile.

Then why did you break up? asked Feisha.

Becauseheregretted it.

There was an awkward pause.

I wasnt lying about being straight, you know, Feisha said earnestly. Gin thought about this for a mont, then asked:

Do you think Dea is beautiful?

Well, I think that the concept of beauty is a very broad one, and-

Its a yes or no question.

Yes.

See? Gins smile twisted into a sneer. Humans differentiate genders on a very shallow, physical basis. Since this concept doesnt apply to Dea, you can stop using gender as an excuse.

So youre saying that vampiresdontdifferentiate by physical attributes?

We of the noble blood clan dont rely on shallow physical characteristics, of course. We look to the deeper physical characteristics.

Feisha inwardly raised his middle finger.

You know, he said, pausing. I realised earlier today that Hughes is really beautiful as well. Maybe more than Dea.

Golden locks flung into the air, Gin pointed at the door and roared, You, get your ass to Dea. Taking shits is forbidden until you seduce him!

Feisha strolled leisurely out into the hallway, saying, Oh, noble one of the blood clan. Since when did you start saying phrases like taking a shit?

Exiting his room, Feisha glanced at his watch; it was dinner ti. The dining hall at this ti was at its busiest, with both staff and custors coming down to relax. Waving at so of the latter category, he stood at arms length to them and swept his gaze across the room, finally deciding to sit next to the dwarf, Layton.

Despite being the closest to Asa out of everyone here except Hughes, Feisha couldnt help but think that his spit problem really needed to be looked at.

You asked Isefel for a raise? Layton asked quietly.

Feisha was surprised. How did you know?

I heard it while testing my newest invention, the Domino Listening Device.

What does it have to do with dominos?

Nothing.

Oh.

Thats not the point, the point is that you actually asked Isefel for a raise.

But I failed.

What Im concerned about isnt the outco, Layton said in a dark tone. There has never been a pay raise in Noahs Ark since its creation.

And?

And you actually. Asked. Isefel. For. A. Raise.

Feisha pinched the bridge of his nose. He wished that hed gone to eat with Asa instead; at least with spit-drowned food, it would still be possible to eat.

Translators notes

[] McClellands Three Needs Theory from the need for achievent, need for affiliation and need for power to the need to fart, need to piss and need to shit.

As per usual, the original Chinese: kng z shu de rn yu sn jkung wng, jn ch h y mi yng shng sheng d yng sh jin gi g chng sn jfang p j, xio bin j h d bin j(lit. Confuciuss words that people have three diseases

arrogance, aloofness and ignorance was forcefully changed over ti to three urgencies

the urgency to fart, urgency to piss and urgency to shit). Yes, this is an actual saying. As far as Chinese google knows, the origin of the phrase isnt necessarily Confucius, but the three urgencies thing is a real thing that people say as a joke. This is mainly due to the fact that the word for diseases used here has the sa pronunciation as the word for urgent (j). Unfortunately, there is no handy quote about bodily functions in English that I know of, so I settled for the Three Needs Theory. Sorry, David McClelland.

[] He was quite obsessed with wuxia works, and superheroes were all the craze back then []

The individual characters of Feishas na literally an rock (sh), flight (fi) and hero (xi). While its not considered outrageous by any ans, this na is quite superhero-y, clearly drawing so inspiration from fiction (wuxia, in this case).

Hey guys, Tracys an idiot

Heres sothing I forgot to ntion back when it was relevant: Deas actually more elf than faerie, appearance wise. The Chinese na used for his species is jng lng, which could an both the conventional Tinker Bell fairyandelves (Legolas is bae