TL: Hanguk
PR: MiniPixelZ
“The duration of System 371’s impeachnt is five years.”
[…What?!]
That long?! It was just a month for Hel!
System 371 was flustered by Sejun’s words.
Uheehee! Within five years, I’ll put all the worlds under Sejun Company’s feet!
Conquest! Conquest!
[System SJC] cheering.
[[System 371] will be impeached for five years.] [[System SJC] will act as the main system during [System 371]’s impeachnt period.]
As the impeachnt process proceeded
Clang.
[System 371] was imprisoned
Good! Chairman Park of Sejun Company is now the strongest in the world!
From now on, pay 1 million Tower Coins in taxes to Chairman Park of Sejun Company every day!
And offer one good item every day as tribute!
[System SJC] began injecting the main system with policies it had wanted to implent.
However
[The causality limit of the new rule ‘Chairman Park of Sejun Company is now the strongest in the world!’ has been exceeded by more than 1000%.]
[This is an impossible request.]
[System collapse is beginning.]
What?!
Only ten minutes after [System SJC] began managing the main system, it began to break down due to overload.
[[System SJC] has given orders that the main system cannot handle, resulting in an overload.]
[If this continues, the system will completely collapse in one hour.]
[If the system collapses, massive chaos will erupt in the world.]
At the sa ti, a ssage appeared in front of Sejun.
“What?!”
Who is System SJC to cause the main system to collapse?!
Still unaware of the existence of System SJC, Sejun hated the system that had wrongly targeted him, but he didn’t want the system to collapse.
“Cancel the impeachnt! Bring back System 371!”
In a fluster, Sejun reinstated [System 371].
Ahem! It’s not like I didn’t want to do it, okay?!
Clang.
With a dignified expression, [System 371] erged from prison and hurried to clean up the ss caused by [System SJC]
Hiiing…
I just wanted to do well…
[System SJC] was dejected, but quickly pulled itself together and
Peek.
I’ll do better next ti!
To avoid making mistakes when another chance(?) ca, it closely observed what [System 371] was doing.
***
“Phew. That was close.”
Sejun let out a sigh of relief.
And then
If impeachnt doesn’t work, I’ll have to give another punishnt.
He pondered what kind of punishnt to give [System 371].
Just then
Kihihit. Kking!
[Hehe. Butler! Since there’s a newcor, you have to give them a na!]
“That’s right!”
Kkiruk!
Sharalang!
…
..
.
The Blackie Family looked at Sejun with eyes full of anticipation.
“Hehehe. Shall I?”
System 371, biased against , failed impeachnt, want to punish.
Sejun began naming based on the keywords that ca to mind. Since System 371 had no physical form, there were no visual keywords.
Pronouncing 371 phonetically gives ‘Samchiri’. (TL Note: (삼=3, 칠=7, 일=1) Samchiri is phonetic of 371 in Korean)
“Guys, how about Eok-Samchiri?”
Because it is biased against , Samchiri who is biased. Eok-Samchiri. (TL Note: (억) eok here cos from slang 억까 which ans ‘unfair hate’)
When Sejun said the na and asked the Blackie Family
Nod. Nod.
As expected of butler!
As expected of Sejun-nim!
As expected of the master of embarrassing naming!
The Blackie Family nodded fervently with eyes full of trust. They seed to really like it.
“It’s an order. From now on, your na is Eok-Samchiri.”
[Yes!]
Thus, by Sejun’s order, the na of [System 371] was changed to [System Eok-Samchiri]
[The effect of Talent: Nar has been activated.]
[The na ‘Eok-Samchiri’ has been imbued with a special effect.]
[[System Eok-Samchiri] may make decisions favorable to Tower Farr Park Sejun of the Black Tower that exceed the restrictions imposed on the system by being biased against itself.]
[[System Eok-Samchiri], when being biased against itself, will have its abilities drop by up to 50% for 24 hours and cannot be biased during that ti.]
As the Nar effect activated, the na was imbued with special effects.
If System Eok-Samchiri makes a decision in my favor, it gets biased?
“Hehehe. I kind of want to test that out.”
Sejun hesitated for a mont.
“Change my quest reward to sothing better.”
He gave an order to [System Eok-Samchiri] for what he wanted.
Then
[There are three quests.]
[Which quest’s reward would you like to improve?]
Three quest windows appeared before Sejun.
A quest to change the [World’s Energy] to [World’s Energy Freed from Corruption].
A quest to cut through the storm and fulfill the wish of Sejun No. 3.
A quest to offer the price to the Creator God’s Tablet and create a new world law.
“Hmm. I’ll go with this one.”
Sejun selected the first quest.
The quest to cut through the storm didn’t seem all that useful even if the reward improved, and the quest to create a new world law already had such a great reward that it didn’t seem possible to make it even better.
[[System Eok-Samchiri] enhanced the quest reward by being biased against itself.]
[The quest reward has been enhanced. For each [World’s Energy Freed from Corruption] created, you will receive 1 to all stats, 1 billion Tower Coins, a 0.00001% reduction in 0th floor stay fee, and an additional 100,000 experience points.]
[[System Eok-Samchiri] is being biased against itself, reducing its abilities by 50% for 24 hours.]
Thanks to that, Sejun’s quest reward increased by 10%, and [System Eok-Samchiri] had its abilities reduced by 50% for 24 hours.
Was that its maximum output?
Sejun made a disappointed face,
Hehehe. Still, it got falsely accused.
Satisfied with it being biased against [System Eok-Samchiri], he resud moving treasures with his companions.
Ti passed and evening arrived
(Pip-pip. Everyone, have a good night!)
Paespaes woke up and began his activities.
“Paespaes, eat your al and then open a dinsional gate to the Black Tower.”
(Pip-pip! Okay!)
Paespaes ate his fruit lunchbox and
Swoosh.
And opened a dinsional gate connected to the 99th floor of the Black Tower.
“Guys, we’re pulling an all-nighter today!”
Kkwek!
Whiir!
Sejun summoned the mushroom ants and poisonous bees to carry the treasures to the 99th floor. The moved treasures were stored by Aileen in her warehouse.
Even with a massive workforce mobilized, it still took 15 hours to completely clean out Rascal’s void storage.
“Alright. Done.”
When Sejun and the others exited Rascal’s void storage
“Kyoot kyoot kyoot. Power of dinsions…”
Iona began connecting Rascal’s void storage to Sejun’s void storage.
However
“Kyoot?”
I can only do this much.
With Sejun’s magic power, it was impossible to absorb Rascal’s vast void storage entirely, so Iona connected the remaining void storage to Theo, Cuengi, Paespaes, and Blackie.
Thus, Theo, Cuengi, and Paespaes each received a void storage space of 33,000 square ters
Kihihit. Kking!
[Hehe. Great Blackie can now secretly store roasted and dried sweet potatoes in the void storage without the butler knowing!]
Blackie also received a small but precious void storage of 3.3 square ters.
When Rascal’s void storage had been fully absorbed
Kugugung.
Suddenly the sky cracked, and the earth began to split.
“Eok-Samchiri, what’s going on?!”
Sejun quickly asked [System Eok-Samchiri]
[Sejun-nim, the Level 0 world is disappearing.]
[You must leave here imdiately.]
[System Eok-Samchiri] warned Sejun
[The Level 0 world…]
And continued the explanation.
Just as Earth evolved and leveled up, there are also worlds that regress and drop in level, and originally, when not disrupted by destruction, the natural process is for worlds to vanish and new ones to be created.
But the Rascal, the God of Thieves, had deceived the process by disguising the One-eyed Watchman as the last survivor in the Level 0 world , forcibly preventing its extinction and using it as his treasure warehouse.
(Pip-pip! Sejun-nim, this way!)
Thus, while listening to [System Eok-Samchiri]’s explanation, Sejun crossed the dinsional gate
(Pip-pip!)
Paespaes quickly closed the dinsional gate.
Monts later.
The world , now emptied of all beings
Kwa-gwagwang!
Under an imnse force, turned to dust, and that dust mixed with the remains of other extinct worlds, preparing to be reborn as a new world.
***
99th Floor of the Black Tower.
“Everyone, good job.”
As the sun began to set, Sejun, who had returned to the 99th floor of the Tower, praised his companions.
Then
“Puhuhut. That’s right, ow! I, Vice Chairman Theo, worked the hardest, ow! Chairman Park, hurry and pat my head, ow!”
Theo, clinging to Sejun’s knee, stuck out his head.
Kueng! Kueng!
[Cuengi worked hard too! Dad should pet Cuengi first!]
(Pip-pip! Sejun-nim, you didn’t forget that I made the dinsional gate, right? I’ll go first!)
Grrr. Kking!
[Grrr. Butler! Great Blackie goes first, no matter what!]
Cuengi, Paespaes, and Blackie all claid they worked the hardest and argued that they should be petted first.
“Why are you fighting over that? Alright. Line up.”
Sejun matched the head height of Theo, Cuengi, Paespaes, and Blackie,
Stroke. Stroke.
And stroked all four of their heads simultaneously by moving both palms left and right.
“ow…”
Kueng…
(Pip-pip…)
Kking…
All four frowned, seemingly dissatisfied with receiving the pats together.
But then
“Puhuhut.”
Kuehehehe.
(Pahehehet.)
Kihihit.
They soon broke into bright grins, enjoying Sejun’s touch. Not only was Sejun’s touch pleasant, but the warmth they felt from each other’s contact was also comforting.
After patting everyone
“It’s late, but we still need to have a celebration party for becoming a building owner and landlord of gods.”
Sejun prepared the party he hadn’t held the previous day.
He made Theo’s grilled fish, Iona’s roasted peanuts, Cuengi’s honey rice cakes, and Blackie’s extrely delicious royal honey sweet potatoes.
He also prepared choco pies for Pink-fur, grilled mushrooms for the mushroom ants, honey for the poisonous bees, and grass porridge for the Black Minotaurs.
anwhile, the poisonous bees inford the farm mbers about the party.
Kuong!
Moo!
Kkwek!
Wiiing!
The farm mbers flocked to Sejun’s house yard, waiting for the party to begin.
At that mont
Flap. Flap.
-Kuhahaha. We arrived at just the right ti.
-Uhahaha. Indeed.
-Duhahaha. We can’t miss a party.
The dragon statues of the nine leaders flew in.
“Huh?! Is it okay for you to co here?”
Surprised at the arrival of the leaders who should have been busy working at the Temple of the Creator God, Sejun asked.
Then
-Neuhahaha. Who do you think we are?! We’re the great dragons! We quickly finished the task the Creator God gave us.
-That’s right. We completed the space where the Creator God will reside.
The dragon leaders answered proudly.
Finally, Sejun could now use the waypoint to go to the Land of Destruction.
One more reason for a party had been added.
“Thank you for your hard work. Here’s so Samyangju. Please have a glass.”
-Ahem. Shall we?
-Well, if it’s from Sejun…
Pretending to be reluctant, the dragon leaders joined the party and enjoyed it with everyone.
Kuhihihi. It’s delicious.
Aileen also watched the party through the crystal orb and enjoyed the strawberry parfait, mango shaved ice, and chocolate cake that Sejun had made just for her.
As the night deepened
“Everyone, eat this and forgive my guys.”
Sejun and his companions helped the Blackie Family apologize inside Blackie’s ntal world.
And then
Gururuk.
Corruption appeared again today.
“Corruption, thanks for yesterday. But you don’t need to send ogres or the planet-destroying turtle anymore. I completed the quest.”
-Hmph! Do you think I’ll send them just because you ask and stop just because you say so?!
104.28.193.250
Corruption replied gruffly to Sejun’s words.
However
So you don’t need my help anymore? Is that why you didn’t co see yesterday?
Inside, Corruption was feeling very hurt.
At that mont
“Corruption, want to co to my place?”
Sejun reached out his hand and asked Corruption.
What?! Go where?!
Flustered by Sejun’s suggestion, Corruption’s heart fluttered wildly.
However
-No!
Corruption hid her true feelings and coldly refused.
Because even if you find cute now, you’ll soon co to hate . Just like everyone else.
To avoid being hurt.
-Let’s part ways here for today.
“Alright. Vice Chairman Theo, Seobeam.”
“Got it, ow!”
Sejun didn’t insist further and attacked Corruption.
Fwoooosh.
Corruption burned.
“Hahaha. If you won’t co, I’ll just go to you.”
-What?!
Hearing Sejun’s incomprehensible words, Corruption vanished.
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