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“Alright. Let’s get going now.”

As the incident caused by Father Rabbit’s lie ca to an end, Sejun tidied up his surroundings and spoke.

And then,

“Alright. Now, let’s head out to find the treasure!”

They all headed off together to search for the final divine relic of Misfortune, the God of Misfortune.

Ppiik!

Bbaek!

Ppyack!

The baby rabbits echoed Sejun’s shout enthusiastically.

Sejun had heard that Father Rabbit and the baby rabbits had climbed the Tower just to et him.

Since it would feel like a sha to let them leave just like that, he thought he should do sothing for them.

Thus, he decided to let them join the treasure hunt.

Originally it would have been dangerous, but given who the mbers were, the difficulty dropped dramatically to the level of a picnic.

On top of that,

“ow! Baby rabbits, form a line, ow!”

Bbaek?

[Uncle, can I touch your tail?]

“Then, Black Torch, grab my tail and follow , ow!”

Ppyack.

[Uncle, I’m hungry.]

“Fatty, eat this Churu, ow! And look ahead while eating, ow!”

Theo, who returned to his uncle role after a long ti, skillfully managed the baby rabbits.

The baby rabbits were too scared to approach Uncle Theo at first, but now they talked to him and even whined.

And then,

Kueng

[Follow Uncle Cueng!]

Kihihit. Kking!

[Hehe. Follow the great Uncle Blackie!]

Cuengi and Blackie also tried to act like uncles, but for so reason, they didn’t gain much popularity.

“Uhehehe. This way.”

They followed Uren’s lead as they made their way to find Misfortune’s divine relic.

“Mm.”

Sejun, with a serious expression, stared intently at the back of Father Rabbit’s head as he walked ahead of him.

The reason was…

Since he was the father rabbit, would it be Toppa? (TL: Toppa is a combination of the first and last characters from 토끼 아빠 (Father Rabbit or Dad Rabbit), forming 토빠 (Toppa))

Or, since he is Black Rabbit’s dad, would it be Blacka? (TL: It is combination of Black (흑) and 아 from 아빠 (Father/Dad) making it Blacka (흑아))

Sejun was trying to co up with a na for Father Rabbit.

He had grown so accustod to calling him Father Rabbit that he hadn’t realized Father Rabbit didn’t actually have a na.

Kking?

[Butler! Why don’t you give him a na?]

Blackie’s question made Sejun realize that Father Rabbit didn’t have a na.

Thus, Pandora’s Box was opened by Blackie’s inquiry.

I should make it a na commorating our first eting.

Sejun recalled his first eting with Father Rabbit.

Father Rabbit, you appeared on the surface drooling, stepped on my shoulder, and asked for green onions .

At that ti, you looked like a moon rabbit living on the moon, peeking through a round hole.

And then, you brought Mother Rabbit and rubbed salt in my wounds.

“Hmm. Alright, I’ve decided. Wolgang.”

Since you ca down from the moon, Wolgang. (TL: Here, ‘Wol’ (월) ans moon, and ‘Gang’ (강) ans descent or descend, forming 월강, which ans ‘descended from the moon’.)

After pondering for a while, Sejun spoke the na he had decided on.

“Mother Rabbit can be Wolha then.” (TL: Here, ‘Wol’ (월) ans moon, and ‘Ha’ (하) ans under or below, forming 월하, making it ‘Under the Moon’.)

Naturally, he gave Mother Rabbit a na too.

Once the nas were given,

[The effect of Talent: Nar has been activated.]

[The na ‘Wolgang’ has been imbued with a special effect.]

[All stats have increased by 12.]

[Talent: Moon’s Essence has been awakened.]

[The na ‘Wolha’ has been imbued with a special effect.]

[All stats have increased by 12.]

[Talent: Moon’s Warmth has been awakened.]

The nas Wolgang and Wolha were imbued with special effects.

Ppiik?!

[Sejun-nim gave a na?!]

Thanks to this, Wolgang was deeply moved.

Kking!

[Butler! This isn’t fair!]

“Exactly! Sothing is wrong here!”

Kkiruk!

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Shalarang!

“This isn’t right!”

Kkak!

Ppiyak!

Blackie family expressed their dissatisfaction with Sejun’s naming skills.

Mumu!

Ppuu!

Especially, Mubalchil and Mukbupal were the most vocal in their complaints.

“We’ve arrived.”

While Sejun was busy naming, Uren pointed at an ominous building, announcing they had arrived at the location of Misfortune’s divine relic.

And then,

“Alright. Let’s start the treasure hunt. Everyone, follow carefully.”

[Heheh! Yes!]

Bbaek!

Ppyack!

Ppiyat!

Sejun with the reliable bodyguard Theo attached to his knee took the lead, and behind him Piyot, Uren, and then Wolgang and the baby rabbits followed in a line.

Kueng!

At the very back of the group, Cuengi stood ready to handle any ergencies.

Sejun and his companions entered the building with a bit of tension and anticipation at the thought of treasure hunting, but

“Huh?!”

Why wasn’t it hidden?

The divine relic, about the size of a fist, was sitting right in the middle of the central altar in plain view.

[Star that Blesses Misfortune]

A radiant yet ominous golden star.

[Huh?! We already found it?]

Bbaek…

Ppyack…

Ppiyat…

Flamie and the baby rabbits were greatly disappointed that the treasure had already been found so easily.

“Chairman Park, let’s examine the relic for now, ow!”

“Alright.”

Following Theo’s suggestion, Sejun picked up the relic and examined it.

[Star that Blesses Misfortune]

→ A divine relic created by Misfortune, the God of Misfortune, by embedding her authority into a star that fell to the ground.

→ It bestows a blessing that increases the wearer’s abilities using their misfortune. (The effect lasts as long as it is worn.)

→ Usage Restriction: Must be acknowledged as unfortunate by Misfortune, the God of Misfortune.

→ Creator: Misfortune, the God of Misfortune.

→ Gr

“It’s interesting how it blesses you according to how unfortunate you are.”

As Sejun marveled at the relic’s options,

[Misfortune, the God of Misfortune, says she will let you experience her relic.]

Misfortune offered her goodwill. She had heard from Uren, who carried her relic, that for him to thrive, he needed to stay on Sejun’s good side.

Thus, when Misfortune allowed him to test the relic,

[Star that Blesses Misfortune asures your usable misfortune.]

[Using the misfortune asured, it grants a blessing that increases all stats by 150.]

The relic boosted Sejun’s stats proportional to the amount of his misfortune.

“Oh, this is interesting. Vice Chairman Theo, you try it.”

“Puhuhut. Alright, ow!”

When Theo grabbed the relic,

[No misfortune detected.]

[Instead of misfortune, luck is used to grant a blessing that increases all stats by -20,000.]

For Theo, the relic reduced his stats instead of boosting them. It was more of a curse than a blessing, the divine relic’s other na must surely be the ‘Star that Curses Fortune’.

“ow?! This feels awful, ow!”

Theo quickly withdrew his paws from the relic.

Having experienced the relic, Sejun handed it over.

“Here, take it.”

“Uhehe. Thank you.”

He handed the divine relic to Uren.

At that mont,

Bang!

A powerful shockwave erupted from Uren as soon as he touched the relic.

[Star that Blesses Misfortune asures your usable misfortune.]

[The misfortune asured is so vast that it cannot all be used.]

[The Star that Blesses Misfortune grants a blessing that maximizes all stats.]

The relic blessed Uren by using his misfortune.

The impact of the blessing was imnse.

“Everyone, co here!”

Sejun quickly hugged Flamie and Blackie to shield them from the shockwave.

Kwakwang!

An enormous shockwave rushed toward Sejun, but,

[Talent: Master of Deflection reduces the force of the first attack by 99%.]

The talent’s effect nullified most of the impact.

Fortunately, the baby rabbits, who had gone outside out of disappointnt with the treasure hunt, and Cuengi, who had escorted them, were unhard by the shockwave.

“I… I’m so sorry!”

As Uren hurriedly bowed his head in apology,

Kwakwang!

Another shockwave erupted.

As Uren’s stats surged, even the smallest movents unleashed trendous energy.

“ow!”

Kueng!

This ti, Theo, who had latched onto Sejun’s knee, and Cuengi, who had flown over quickly, blocked the shockwave.

Piyo…

[Sigh…]

Thump!

“Kuik!”

In the anti, Piyot let out a deep sigh and struck Uren on the back of the head, knocking him out.

And then,

Piyo. Piyo.

[Sejun-nim, I’ll head to the 99th floor of the Tower with Uren once he wakes up. It seems he needs so special training from the Minotaur King.]

Piyot inford Sejun that he would take Uren to the 99th floor of the Tower for training with the Minotaur King.

Since Uren, unable to control his power, was no different from a ticking bomb, it was best for everyone that he undergo special training with the Minotaur King until he could master his strength.

“Alright.”

Leaving the two behind, Sejun stepped out of the building.

And then,

“We’re heading down to the first floor of the Tower now. Do you want to co with us?”

He asked Wolgang if he wanted to co along to the Tower’s first floor.

This was to give Kyung-chul the Relentless Hunter’s Bow, the divine relic of Hunt, the God of Hunting.

Ppi…iik!

[Ye…no!]

Wolgang shook his head vigorously after initially nodding instinctively in response to Sejun’s question.

His neck hurt from the abrupt motion, but it couldn’t be helped.

On the way here, he had suddenly realized,

‘Huh?!’

There were still a few lies he hadn’t been caught in yet.

Before he got exposed, he decided it was better to escape.

A short while later,

“Kids, take care!”

Ppiik!

Bbaek!

Ppyack!

Sejun waved back at the rabbits, who were enthusiastically waving their front paws at him, as he descended to the first floor of the Tower.

***

Combat Shop Headquarters.

“Battler-nim.”

Hunt who had returned went to find Battler.

“Huh?! How did it go?”

Battler, who had been waiting only for Hunt’s return, asked eagerly.

“Theo is calling for you to hurry over.”

“What?!”

“He stamped too. He said you’ve got three days and to get there as fast as possible.”

Battler’s mind went blank at Hunt’s words.

“Theo said if you’re late, he’ll impeach you, so you’d better go quickly.”

Having delivered his ssage, Hunt returned ho. He had promised he would craft bows to offer to Theo from now on.

“This… this can’t be…”

This is all because of Park Sejun! If only Park Sejun hadn’t used my divine relic…

As Battler who was left alone blad Sejun

“Ahahahaha! I did it!”

Misfortune, the God of Misfortune, passed by him, laughing brightly.

Now that Uren had found all three of her divine relics, Misfortune had regained trendous divine power. No longer was she dressed in rags.

Moreover, Curselina, the God of Curses, and Pober, the God of Poverty, who had lived alongside her on the streets, were now dressed elegantly in new clothes that Misfortune had bought for them.

It was all thanks to Park Sejun.

If Sejun hadn’t given her relic to Uren and hadn’t helped him find the other relics, she wouldn’t have been able to recover her divine power.

Unlike Battler, who resented Sejun, Misfortune was deeply grateful to him.

“Everyone, this is all thanks to Park Sejun. So if any of you ever get a chance to talk to him, make sure to treat him with the utmost kindness. Got it?”

“Yes, unnie!”

“Yes, noona!”

She warned her companions about how they should act toward Sejun.

Even within the Combat Shop Headquarters, the number of battle gods who held Sejun in high regard was steadily increasing.

***

[You have arrived at the 1st floor of the Black Tower.]

..

.

Upon reaching the 1st floor of the Tower, Sejun asked,

“Do you know where Kyung-chul is?”

He went to Kueng gang and asked the Black Bears about Kyung-chul’s location.

“Please wait a mont. We’ll find out imdiately!”

The Black Bears scattered to search for Kyung-chul.

anwhile,

“Mom, Dad, I’m doing well.”

Sejun took a video of himself and his companions using his Hunter Phone and sent it to the Earth Defense Force Guild headquarters to deliver it to his family.

Although the threats to Earth had disappeared, the Earth Defense Force had not disbanded and was continuing as a guild to maintain its legacy.

After sending the video, Sejun returned to his original spot and quietly observed his surroundings.

At that mont,

Kkyui!

Kkyui!

Sejun noticed hamsters from Hamk scurrying around the 1st floor of the Tower.

Although the threat of destruction had passed, the Black Tower and Hamk were still connected, and adventurous hamsters had begun exploring the Tower.

Just then,

“Sejun-nim, we’ve found him. He’s currently on the 2nd floor.”

One of the Black Bears reported Kyung-chul’s location to Sejun.

“The 2nd floor?”

Why is he there?

Sejun used a waypoint to move up to the 2nd floor of the Tower.

Kkyui! Kkyui!

“These hamsters have lapped twice! Plant faster!”

The 2nd floor was bustling with hamsters and people planting green onions on the farm.

Ssibal the 18th, who had been instructed to plant green onions here, had hired hamsters and people to complete the farm as quickly as possible by paying them.

Farm Restoration Progress (80%)

Thanks to this effort, the farm restoration progress had significantly increased.

There he is!

Sejun spotted Kyung-chul amidst the crowd, planting green onions.

“Kyung-chul!”

When Sejun called out to him,

“Oh!”

Kyung-chul also spotted Sejun and ran over.

“Ah, that’s right! Flamie, this is Kyung-chul. He’s the one who gave the apple you were born from.”

Sejun introduced Kyung-chul to Flamie.

[Hehe. Hello, Uncle Kyung-chul. Thank you for sending to Sejun-nim.]

Flamie bowed at a 90-degree angle, sincerely thanking Kyung-chul. If it weren’t for Kyung-chul, she wouldn’t have t Sejun.

“Huh?! Oh, uh…”

Kyung-chul was flustered by Flamie’s polite greeting.

I’m not an uncle… I’m only 27…

Kyung-chul, who hadn’t even dated once yet felt too wronged at being called uncle.

*****

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