This ti the book was actively communicating with .
< It seems that you child, don’t like the prospect of marrying soone. Maybe you don’t like immortality. It takes the pleasure of life, I could share that sentint. >
So the groggy old man was sharing my sentint, I don’t know if I should be happy or not.
< Don’t worry child, it’s not a necessity to marry soone. You could try to live without marriage. >
" ’Try to’ the fuck you an by that."
I involuntarily blurted that out, ahhh the old groggy would complain now.
< Mannerless bastard....*Ahm* It’s because of the gods too, other gods. They cursed our land with doom, So, after every 20 years a calamity falls on our world. Capable of destroying it, so, unless you are an immortal or an extrely strong individual. You can’t survive, you dimwit moron. >
"What the Fuck!!!"
I again blurted that out involuntarily, I can’t control myself today. It’s been a hectic day.
< Just so you know the next calamity would return in about....10 years from now. >
"....."
I swear I was cursing this bastard’s seven generation, the old ’baldy’ still hadn’t told about the power system here. But was extrely talkative when trash talking.
"Is every person here a trash talker? You guys would shove your heads in the ground if I entered my keyboard warrior era."
I had a premonition that I would enter it pretty soon enough.
[ Ding!! System analysis complete.....Host has been found..... ]
[ System is currently initializing....1%...90%..100% ]
Of course, how could I forget my golden finger of transmigration. Finally!!! Sothing good was happening today. I was soooo happy that I could cry for minutes.
I didn’t cry, I just threw that old ’baldy’ on the wall. Ahahahhaha, feel that you bastard!!
[ System activated....’Gotta catch em all’... ]
"Ayooo, copyright? You have the patent? Wtf"
[ The world revolves around the gimmick of marriage. System will help the host marry several beauties, marrying them would not just grant immortality but different abilities, knowledge, talisman, physique and so much more. ]
"...."
[ Host are you ready to rule this world in arms of generational beauties of course you are...ahahahaha. Who wouldn’t....ahahahaha. ]
"...."
I shouldn’t have expected shit, this bastard of a system... Usually don’t they have a chanical voice, this piece of junk had a seductive and entrancing voice like the bed....
Ohhh the bed, my sweet heart, I would return soon...just you wait.
Ignoring the blissful thoughts, wtf! Wasn’t I seriously fucked without protection, oiled up.... actually pause..PAUSE.
That was out of pocket.
But seriously, wouldn’t I die without the system’s help? How would I survive?
Actually there was a chance that I could get sowhat strong and survive the calamity. But I don’t think that’s an option for , my luck has been dog shit today, if I checked there was a definite chance I would get so power system which takes like a gazillion years to master.
[ Host? Are you too happy? I an I could guess that, but worry not everything is real. And you would instantly beco the top of the food chain here...ahahahahhaha. ]
That junk was irritating, seriously. Especially as it was inside my mind, forcing to read the text and listen to its voice.
"Can you shut up? I don’t need your help, get lost!!!"
I scread in mind, the system definitely heard it. It was stunned for a good while.
[....]
[....]
[ Host, what do you an by that?.. you don’t like won, it’s not a problem, couples could be boys too. No problem. ]
"You bastard it’s not that, I’m straight. Just don’t like association or relationships. Is there any other way besides marrying that you could help with?"
[ ...I can provide your stat profile..... ]
"So, useless"
[ It’s not the system who is at fault. Its host’s problem, I could have provided you with magic crystals, weapons, fighting techniques, quests, so much more. But you are the one who is senile.....]
"I’m not senile..wait I don’t know that yet. Anyway just show my stats, I always liked stats in video gas. At least a real life scoreboard would be a helpful motivation."
I swear it clicked its tongue, seriously even the system has an attitude. Was it my fault that people...people?.... That they were acting like a jerk to ?
[ Host, I know you aren’t a senile. I just checked your body, your packing...Host, I swear on my technicality that I would change your mind. You will have a marriage, I will make sure of it!!! ]
Why was this junk acting like my family? It probably knows about my previous life either way, it could try. It’s not like I would change my ideals.
[ Na: Einar Sanguis ]
[ Rank: Mortal ]
[ Physique: Chaos Incarnate ]
[ Affinity: Dormant ]
[ Quest: None ]
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[ Stats ]
[ Health: 150/200 ]
[ Strength: 4 ]
[ Agility: 0.5 ]
[ Endurance: 15 ]
[ Intelligence: 70 ]
[ Luck: 7 ]
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"System, am I good or utter trash? You can explain that much, right?"
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