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A week later, Lud is being interviewed by a news reporter that works on the Elysium’s newspaper called "Hypocrite’s Elysium". They are sitting in a cafe that is quite popular in Elysium and the reporter lady starts by asking Lud "So, Lord Faust, it has been nine days since the conflict started with the neighboring kingdom of Rucksta. How are things going in your opinion?" Lud answers "On our side, things have been doing quite well. The supplies that Vortias has sent to us, while few, are appreciated by the soldiers fighting on the front lines. Also the rehabilitation of our prisoners of war has shown so fruit, though we are still careful to not let anyone with ulterior motives out just yet."

Then the reporter asks "And how about you Weiss?" To which Weiss answers "It is clear to anyone who has been in the front lines, be it Elysium or Rucksta, that who is winning. It is unfortunate what happened to king Jeremaja and how he nor prince, or I should now say, acting king Soramaja haven’t agreed to the terms set by king Faust."

The reporter then asks Weiss "There is a rumor that you have joined Elysium’s legion. Is this true and if so, which battalion have you joined?" To this, Weiss answers "While it’s true that I have ford the contract with Faust in regards to joining his legion, I am currently in the process of training myself to join any of the battalions officially. Sarah seems quite eager to have

in her battalion, but so far there have been many objections from the other battalion commanders as well as special officer Li Last."

The reporter then asks "Speaking of the tenth battalion commander, what is your take on the incident that happened in Ruckterra?" To which Weiss has a sad look for a mont, but gathers herself and says "While it pains

that my forr countryn have perished in that incident, it is the prize that countries have to be willing to pay when starting a war."

The reporter asks further "Are you resentful at the tenth battalion commander?" To which Weiss says "I... don’t know the answer to that yet. So of the people she killed were people that I knew personally and had shared precious mories together. I... understand that this is the prize of being in a war but... I feel sad to think about it..." There is a pause before Weiss continues "But... I heard that Sarah is doing so special training with the special officer Li Last that we hope will help her control her destructive instincts. Also Faust himself promised to

personally that he’d do his best to avoid such a tragedy repeating."

The reporter says "The king himself made a promise to you? Now that is sothing. Your thoughts on the matter, Lord Faust?" To which Lud answers "It is because of my shortcomings that the incident in Ruckterra was allowed to happen. So I would have made that promise to myself even if Weiss wouldn’t have joined Elysium’s legion."

The reporter looks at her notes and says "I see, I see. So now that I got the bigger things, how about we go to the little juicy parts. So how is your sex life, Lord Faust?" Lud spits out the coffee he just drank and is choking on it a little. Weiss tries to help him as she asks the reporter "Isn’t it a little distasteful to ask sothing like that from your king?" To which the reporter says "Oh, it is perfectly okay to ask these things. According to the founder Lenlylelu "The most exciting news is often about people’s sex lives. Especially the celebrities. Sure, they aren’t useful news to most people, but they are sothing normal people just can’t ignore." Or sothing along those lines."

Once Lud has gathered himself, he comnts "So it was one of Lenlylelu’s antics again. Typical." And the reporter says to that "Oh, it doesn’t end there. The late king Roland also said regarding the subject, "oh let

take a look, I brought the news from back then with ." The reporter digs a newspaper from her bag and starts to read "King Roland said regarding the subject: "Good question. Since I’m minor in real life, I think these kinds of things shouldn’t be asked from . But if I’m being honest, I dig Asian chicks quite a bit. Add so "gal" motif to it and perfection. And also I think I’m a total sub, by the way."

Lud feels huge second hand embarrassnt, but the reporter continued "Then Tina’s part says "I’m bisexual woman. Not gay or gaysexual. Just bisexual." Then Tina started to say heatedly "No matter what Tod says, I’m not gay. I’ve had three boyfriends, of which one I was engaged with. Now I’m married to the woman of my dreams and we have three kids together." During the interview, Tina rose up from her chair and started to say the next words quite loudly "Even if Tod has doctorates in all kinds of fields, that doesn’t an that he can say "I diagnose you with gay" and s**t! I know that he is smirking behind that basket and it pisses

off to no end!" Then the founder Tina proceeded to hail insults at Tod after this and the interview ended." End paragraph."

Lud then reminisces, "Tod would always find a way to get on Tina’s nerves, that’s for sure." Then the reporter says "The next noteworthy paragraph is Lenlylelu’s. It said "I’m a 16 year old virgin girl and I’m totally into guys above thirty or so. I totes have hots for one of my teachers right now and I plan to try to lead him on a bit. Hopefully he doesn’t end up like the other three" After asking Lenlylelu to elaborate, she said "Those three went too far with a minor and are now in jail. I’ve also gotten several people in a lot of trouble on the internet and I’m not planning on stopping. So far the teacher that I have hots for right now has told

to not continue with my teasing he calls "Antics