Chapter 163: The Book of Revelation I
My na is Gou Dan, but that is not important.
Where I am right now is.
I woke up and found myself on a grassland, the sunlight shining down my face.
I rembered drinking in a friend’s bar the night before.
Bar proposal... I’m sure not many of you have witnessed it but I have that night.
The owner of the bar was Da Hai, my best buddy.
He is rich and brainy.
He opened a bar in the city center and his yearly profit was beyond my imagination.
He invited over 50 friends that night and I was one of them.
I enjoyed drinking but seldom frequent bars.
Da Hai proposed in his own bar and the lady in question was a very beautiful lady.
Da Hai was rich and handso so all the ladies were nodding their heads in approval.
Out of excitent, Da Hai shouted, “All food and drinks on nu A will be my treat!”
The bar offered two nus, nus A and B.
nu A contained shots and cocktails at affordable prices.
nu B, on the other hand, contained all other pricey alcohols.
I don’t usually drink, but since it was free, why not?
Without sha, I ordered one glass after another.
I did not rember how much I drank.
There were about 60 drinks on nu A and I think I tried at least half of them.
I knew that mixing alcohols would get drunk fast, but only fools wouldn’t make full use of this opportunity.
From light fruit alcohols to strong whiskey on the rocks.
I drank freely and finally collapsed.
So ti passed and I am now waking up, hungover.
I woke up in a vast field, the huge sun glaring above my head.
I must have woken up from the heat and the bright light.
I scanned my surroundings and my first thought was that I have been played.
Did they get drunk on purpose and flew over to Africa?
“Shouldn’t there be a limit to a prank?” I shouted.
Pause.
“A limit to a prank?”
“To a prank?”
“Prank?”
Was that my echo?
Just then, ten monkeys dashed toward .
I was frozen in shock.
They quickly reached , howling and cooing loudly.
Two crawled onto , one started to ss with my hair and the other tugged at my clothes.
“Oh my mother,” I yelled.
“Mother...” the echo bounced back into my ears.
The monkeys weren’t bothered by my shout and thoughts flashed across my mind.
Where was I? Why was there an echo?
And what the f*ck were these monkeys doing here?
Before I could process everything, a monkey reached into my pocket and fished out a small booklet that wasn’t mine.
The monkey flipped through it, a look of curiosity on its face.
I snatched it over, but that tiny monkey had great strength.
It took much effort for to get my hands on that book but the monkey decided to give a kick.
I fell onto the grass, evoking cheers and a joyful dance from the spectating monkeys.
The other monkey reached in for my wallet before running away.
The crowd of monkey followed suit and I was left alone again.
I was at a loss. My wallet was gone but what about my phone?
Events from the previous night returned to .
...
“iPhone 6 was already waterproof.”
“Yeah, not 7. 6’s already waterproof.”
“I had too much to drink! Are you stupid?”
“Co, co, co. See this glass? See my iPhone 6?”
...
I threw my phone into the wine glass... but what about this booklet?
I flipped to the first page and was dumbstruck.
I think you already know what kind of situation you’re in.
According to you humans, we’re aliens.
We’re doing an experint and you’re our test subject.
Of course, you’re just one of a few hundreds of them.
You can call this booklet The Book of Revelation.
Write anything on it and it will appear within an hour.
How complete it would be will depend on your level.
You’re at level 1 right now.
My hands felt extrely hot and I dropped the booklet onto the ground.
A flaming golden LV1 symbol appeared on the leather cover of the book.
It doesn’t make sense.
Nothing made sense to .
I picked the booklet up again and flipped to the first page.
The content was gone except for three words: Enjoy the ga.
I flipped through the pages.
All blank.
I recalled the writing I saw earlier. Write whatever on it and it appears? The Book of Revelation?
“Stop playing with , brothers!” I yelled.
“With , brothers!”
“Brothers!”
...
The monkeys stared at from afar but none ca over.
How was I supposed to write without a pen?
This is bullsh*t.
I kept the booklet in my pocket and walked further away from the monkeys. I wanted to leave this place.
After ten minutes of walking, I was greeted by the sa bunch of stupid monkeys from earlier.
I saw them from about 30 ters away. They looked at with so interest.
They were scattered around a big tree filled with fruits.
There were all kinds of fruits, definitely abnormal.
Apples, oranges, waterlons, pineapples, grapes, polos...
There was everything!
Do waterlons even grow on trees? Science wasn’t really my forte.
I continued walking toward the side, still in deep thought.
After ten more minutes, I was back at the tree.
This made realize sothing.
The earth that I was stepping on stretched only for about two thousand ters.
That explained the echoes I heard as well.
This globe was simply too small for humans to do anything with.
Other than the tree, the monkeys and I, there was nothing else.
Unfortunately for , the monkeys were occupying the tree so I only had the magical booklet.
I would starve if I did not think of a solution soon.
After observing the tree for a while, I concluded that there were 30 monkeys on it.
They were about 0.5 to 0.7 ters in height whereas I was about 1.7, more than twice as big as them.
I was outnumbered and had little strength, however.
I noticed that one monkey was rummaging through my wallet.
He was handing out my bills to his friends. These ignorant monkeys were having fun with my money but I didn’t know what to do.
After so thought, I started running and jumping a few tis.
The gravity felt the sa as on Earth.
I sat down and continued observing the monkeys on the tree.
Before anything else, I needed to gather food to fill my empty tummy.
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