Chapter 12
「……」
「……」
During my fight with the Kaiser Kong, a subtle pause in the fight appeared.
…… Mou ne, what was that. You’re that eager to hit . I want to die.
For the an ti, I sohow got up, because I didn’t want to experience the pain that would co if this situation continues.
「Fu, fufufu… You’re quite sothing…」
「No, I just want to self-destruct…」
「Noooooooo!」
I wanna hide in a hole if I can find one! I tried lying, but a really precise tsukkomi appeared!
It’s “that” huh. Magic needs practice. If this continues my body won’t hold.
「……Do you want to continue?」
「Give a break…」
What’s with ? Selfishly dying and collapsing ntally? Even so, it seems that this gorilla-san still wants to continue?
「… Then, let’s go?」
Is what I heard from Kaiser Kong, but I would be helpless if it were to attack right now. My body hurts all over, and I can’t activate any skills instantly or recover.
But, if magic can’t be used to satisfy this situation, then… Do I have a technique to defeat her?
Nevertheless, the Kaiser Kong in front of is really honest. Even going through the trouble to ask if it’s okay to attack … It’s even sympathizing with , or is it just my imagination. My luck has increased, right?
More importantly, I seriously don’t have a plan to end this conflict…….
My skills won’t hit, and I can’t really use magic. My body only recovers when I use dicine, but during that ti I’ll get attacked, right. It’s because she honestly asked if it’s okay to attack that I feel that it’s ok to recover…
Sothing… Sothing that I can use……!
I rotate my head with all of my might, it was while I was thinking of turning the tables on her.
「Mou, I’ve waited long enough. Here I go!」
「E!?」
Mou, I thought that she’d wait for a bit but, Kaiser Kong ca at with dreadful speed.
Luckily, she didn’t use a skill, so if I think about dodging it I can. … If it was the fully recovered that is.
It’s because I fired my strongest magic that my body hurts all over, so I can’t move my body like I want.
What do I do……!
While thinking that, I rember the secret weapon I was hiding.
「I also have… My sll!」
That clever monkey died as a result of that deadly sll……!
Ah, but, because of that previous attack, maybe the sll has faded…….
However, that is not a problem for the current .
Because I have the title of 『Slly Player』!
With this title, I have a complete mastery of controlling my sll, although, as a result I don’t know whether to be happy or lant about it.
「Fuhahahaha! Kaiser Kong!」
「! …… What?」
The Kaiser Kong’s attack stopped, and she stood still in place. … So honest.
「You have no way of winning now!」
「Why is that?」
「It’s because… I have a secret weapon!」
「Wha- What did you say!?」
Why do you even know that. No, it’s just a coincidence.
「If you get close to your life will be forfeit……!」
「… What the heck, is happenin’?」
The Kaiser Kong didn’t hide her bewildernt from my speech. Well, that reaction is normal. Dying just by getting close would usually be unbelievable.
However, my body odor is outrageous, my special move! I sacrificed pride as a human just to obtain this greatest move!
I imdiately used the 『Slly Player』 status, releasing the maximum sll.
This title allows one to have full mastery of control over their sll, but can’t produce the sll itself. In short, the sll I can use is either strong or weak.
Therefore, in no less than a 10 cm radius my strong sll will waft the air.
However, given that it is a sll, it only works in a short range.
Therefore, I have a plan to use my clothes to increase the range of the sll. Otherwise, before the sll reaches her a fist will cave in my face.
「Now then! Co at !」
「……」
I rapidly fan my clothes as such. For so reason, the Kaiser Kong seems to be backing away.
But, while I was distracted for a second, the Kaiser Kong disappeared from her location.
She probably used the skill 『Instant Skill.』
「……Mou, this is the end.」
When I heard those short words, the Kaiser Kong suddenly appeared in front of , then her fist appeared before my eyes.
「!」
As I thought, it was hopeless!? I can’t win with sll!? Did it even reach her!?
It appears that my sll didn’t reach at all, and I instantly regretted my actions.
I’m so stupid. There’s no way I can kill with sll. … Even though the Clever monkey died. Tha- That was just a coincidence!
I’ve already given up and accepted the fist that is heading straight to my face.
「!」
Pita.
That kind of onomatopoeia was almost attached, as scary force of her fist stopped centiters from my face.
My eyes were unintentionally drawn to the fist, and I felt the drip of cold sweat down my back.
Let’s keep it a secret that I almost peed myself.(TL: Help ” 少しちびりそうだったのは内緒だ” . this is what I think of this line.)
I blink my eyes countless tis. The that was looking at the fist wondered why the punch suddenly stopped, and finally peeked at the Kaizer Kong’s expression.
「Po~……」(TL: this is the sound effect when extrely blushing.)
「……」
I shouldn’t have looked.
What a disgusted look! A really beefy female gorilla’s face is blushing and playing dumb!?
Or rather, What’s wrong Kaiser Kong!? What the heck happened!?
While I was thinking that, she suddenly showed a serious face, or so I thought, but, with that expression the Kaizer Kong firmly gripped both of my shoulders. … What the, was it so disgusting that it made her reaction late!?
Feeling anxious about what will happen as a result of my blunders, I stared at the Kaiser Kong in front of , whose cheeks were gradually turning red. Then, her lips parted.
「……Suki」
「…………………………What?」
Wait wait wait. Wait wait wait. Calm down . Uh, what did she say just now? If it wasn’t just my imagination, I think I heard 『Suki』…….
That’s the only possibility, but I want to throw it away, if I respect her feelings, I might be pursued even more.
「Let’s get married now.」
「…………」
Yabai, what do I say. This is surpassing my ntal output’s tolerance level. What hell is this Kaiser Kong saying?!
Taking advantage of my confusion, the Kaiser Kong grabbed my hand and dragged away.
「Strong male. Your pheromone is amazing. Really cool. I’ll bring you ho to our nest. And make children」
「…………」
The situation gradually sinks in.
Then――――
「WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!????」
I shouted.
◆◇◆
「It’s over, she doesn’t understand…!」
My injuries were treated thoroughly by the Kaiser Kong, in order to try to investigate the cause of this I looked back at our battle, but…
Seriously, why has this happened!? What did I do!?
I completely understand the situation I am now in, but I don’t understand why this situation occurred.
「What’s the problem? Do you want to eat?」
Kaiser Kong, Saria-san, offered food. Kutabaru. (TL: kick the bucket.)
「Look here, I said I don’t want any, right? More to the point, would you please let go?」
「No. Seiichi, my husband.」
「I’m nooooooot! I am a human! You’re a “kuso gorilla” Understand!? Our races are different!? First off, I won’t ever marry a gorilla! You understand right!?」 (TL: So an.)
「I, not a “Kuso gorilla”. Saria」
「Just shut uuuuuuuuup!」
Anyone! Is there any comrade I can share this pain with!? If there is bring him here at light speed!
By the way, the “kuso gorilla” knows my na because I reluctantly ended up saying it, due to a simple threat, or rather, the outco of a request. I was told that she will kiss right there if I lied.
What’s more, I can’t lie because I feel like she will see through it, so I ended up helplessly saying my true na. I wanna die.
Haa, Haa…… Is the only retort I could rough up with because, in front of food appeared.
The food in front of that was prepared for , is, honestly tasty.
Unfamiliar ats and fruits, and a variety of vegetables were used, how the heck did she cook all this, it has beco 『Cuisine』.
My mouth refuses, but I’m pretty hungry.
If it cos to this, even though my stomach growls――――
Gururururu~.
「…………」
「You, hungry. Eat」
I don’t want this anymoreeeeeeeee!
But, my stomach has already growled, so I can’t say that I’m full.
Also, the Kaiser Kong in front of is gallantly looking after , so, reluctantly I accept the dish and carry the food to my mouth.
Even if I eat poison, it won’t work on ……
Even though I have that skill, I still feel a bit anxious as I carefully bring the food close to my mouth.
The dish in my hand has sothing, an unfamiliar roasted at. However, it’s not just roasted. Guessing from the sll it has sothing like garlic, pepper, and other vegetables with spices, overall it has a good aroma that tickles my nose.
After appraising it for a second, the sll indicated that this was 『Pawn Dragon Steak』. D-dragon…..
As expected of the Kaiser.
I timidly put the food I was given into my mouth.
「…………」
I sufficiently chewed and swallowed it.
「――――!」
My eyes went “Ga,” widening. If I was to make an expression like those in manga, it would be that my eyes are shooting beams of light.
Anyway, it caused that kind of reaction…… The pawn dragon steak-ish thing was delish.
N- no! It’s the ingredients! It’s because the ingredients are good! Other cooking…. Ah, surely the stew sitting before won’t be any good!
Next, I reached for the stew-ish thing and appraised it, and discovered this contained Clever Monkey at. …… What the…
「Clever Monkey!?」
Is this cannibalism!? No, it’s a different type of monkey so it might not be cannibalism…
Even so, it’s her comrade right!? Eh, do you even cook them!?
Noticing that the ingredients surprised , the Kaiser Kong explained.
「We’re not comrades. Don’t selfishly attach to them. However, they do listen to what I say.
I, make profit」
Uwaa…… Don’t mind the clever monkey.
They’re smart, but they’re being used.
However, the clever monkey’s at was supposed to be disgusting. As a result, even cooked it will be disgusting, right.
Normally, I wouldn’t hope that the food I put into my mouth is disgusting, but, this ti I won’t say such a stupid thing so, I was hoping for this to turn out the other way. Once again, I put the stew in mouth.
「……」
I hung my head.
It’s good… What’s with this? What the heck…
Thinking in such a way, naturally I should have taken damage.
「I made it all. Is it good?」
「Really!?」
Liar-W…… Why are you so good at cooking…….
With a heavy feeling, the “Kuso Gorilla” slowly pursued , going on the offensive.
「Oh yeah, Seiichi, worn out. I made new thing.」
「Made!?」
What the Kaiser Kong handed to was, sothing that is usually found on earth, made from fine quality materials that I’ve never seen before. Although, they couldn’t be called perfect, they were definitely a pair of shirt and trousers.
The shirt was white and the trousers black.
「Both, monsters that I t, made from web. It’s robust, fine materials」
It looks like the Kaiser Kong in front of made this.
「Clothes, take off afterwards. Wash in the river」
「Soone save eeeeeeeee!」
I shouted with all my might.
What the heck is this really? Your “Joushi Ryoku” is really high! It’s too excessive right!? (TL: Girl power)
Cooking, laundry, sewing… Also, the nest you have in one part of the forest is clean, so thinking about it you’re also good in cleaning.
Isn’t this turning into a discussion about your qualifications as a wife!? A completely flawless body!? …… If you weren’t a Gorilla!?
「I, be a good wife?」
「Yeah you will be!? If the husband is a gorilla!」
「No way…… So embarrassing. If Seiichi say so, then let’s get married now.」
「I said if it’s a GORILLAAAAAAAAAA!」
I passed down my judgnt…! But I can’t win…! What a hard lifeeeeeeee!
Is that it? The Kaiser Kong in front of thinks that she and I are equals!?
Is that so!?
I sohow took a deep breath and regained my coolness despite the desperate situation.
I caught my breath and calmly thought about this.
I have to do sothing to escape this hell……!
For that, which way do I need to run?
If I run away… That’s it. Even if it’s the Clever monkey’s intelligence, or if it’s the “akurourufu”‘s intelligence, let’s run on the portion of the map that’s blackened.
Even if the Clever monkey shares a lot of characteristics with this “Kuso Gorilla,” if there was a blackened part, then maybe the “Kuso Gorilla” won’t know about that part. Even though it knows the place, it doesn’t know what kind of place it is, sorta like that?
Then when should I run…
It happened while I was thinking about that.
Not bothering about the ergency, but above all, why now? I don’t feel like it, but I suddenly questioned the Kaiser Kong in front of .
「Oi, “Kuso Gorilla”」
「Not “Kuso Gorilla”. I, Saria」
「Shut up. So, how co you can also use the sa language as mine?」
What caught my attention was the fact that the Kaiser Kong in front of can skillfully speak the sa language as .
That Clever monkey doesn’t use words. However, this Kaiser Kong can easily co to an understanding with .
Are you happy with asking such a question…
「That is, because of a book I found in the nearby cave.」
「Cave? Also, a book?」
I inclined my head, and the “Kuso Gorilla” took a few steps away from the thicket, taking out a two-volu book.
Both books were tattered, one was thick, the other thin.
「It’s because I read these books, that I learned.」
「……」
Seriously… What an amazing “Kuso Gorilla.”
I accepted both books and looked at the cover of the thin book.
『Seikatsu Mahou no Gokui』(TL: Daily life with magic’s greatest secrets… I think)
「Daily life with magic」
Hearing a familiar word confused . While in confusion, I tried opening the book.
After doing so, I found that the books contained information on how to use the convenience of magic in daily life.
A simple magic to start a fire. A magic to fill up a cup with water. Magic to dry the laundry. Magic to soften the land for easy plowing for crops… Everything was really trivial; it was filled with ways to use magic conveniently.
But inside, a single magic caught my attention. That magic was called 『Wash』.
Saying it simply, this magic cleans the dust, filth and gri from the body. It can’t clean the clothes, but if it is used on the body it will make daily life a horun.
My body is pretty dirty so… Well, it feels like my magic will almost kill while at the sa ti clean a little.
If this magic was for a commoner it will likely be a popular usable magic. It makes the bathing experience of the rich aristocrat and rchant the sa.
「Hee…… It really is a convenient magic」
It was during the ti I mumbled.
『Daily life magic was learned』
「……」
The voice echoed in my head.
… How do I say this, I imdiately learned the magic. But this thing needs practice and the like, right?
… Well, I learned it so there’s nothing to lose.
Now that I’ve learned Daily magic, I closed the 『Seikatsu Mahou no Gokui』 and reached for the thick volu.
For the ti being, I read the title of the book to confirm it.
『The diary of Abel “yuusha”』
「Hee, The diary of Abel yuusha huh……」
A diary huh… I don’t want to continue reading this kind of thing…
………….
「Yuushaa!?」
Shocked by this truth, I let out a surprised voice.
Eh!? Diary of a “yuusha”!? Seriously!? This isn’t a fake right!?
I was slightly dumbfounded from shock while I opened the book.
『×× Year ● Month ○ Day. I was chosen as the hero, and it’s finally the day of departure. The minister of Pieru was assigned as a healer, and Glass as vanguard.
The logical support sage was Liliana, and Anna was the hunter. Everyone personally accepted from the king the fate of subjugating the Demon Lord. With this, I travelled with my treasured group. We need to protect the world, but I don’t want anyone to die. I’ll fight to the limits of my strength!』
「Wow, it’s really hero-ish, he is. Anyway, Demon lord and Hero, just noble is that path.」
Well, my past colleagues were involved in sothing like a hero summoning, right? I wonder how Kenji is?
With that in mind, as I rember the hero summoning of my friend, I gradually continued reading.
However, as the pages progress, they beco more tattered.
『×× Year ● Month ○ Day. It has been one year since we started travelling. No one has been lost, this long yet short trip was thanks everyone. But, as we progressed through our journey we passed by many different towns and villages, laying eyes upon those places and their situations I want to help them. My wish to hastily defeat the demon lord strengthens. As a hero, I was assigned this mission by the ――country’s――king and to repay the people that supported .』
『×× Year ● Month ○ Day. We managed to track down one of the leaders of the Demon lord’s army. However, cost was big, a friend that was with throughout this long journey was Glass. It was the result of her covering for . My weakness and wretchedness filled with a target-less anger, even now I feel like exploding.
Why am I this weak! I’m not strong at all! Even so, I was praised by everyone as a hero, this is the result of getting on a high horse……! I won’t let the sa mistake happen again. Even though I am disheartened, Liliana and Anna kindly comforted .
Glass, for your supre atonent, I will get the demon lord’s head!』
「……Yuusha is so popular. Pieru, so pitiable……」
『×× Year ● Month ○ Day. I have finally defeated the Demon Lord. However, what was waiting for us was the cruelty of reality. Pieru double-crossed us. After defeating the Maou, Pireu attacked the tired . I sohow protected Liliana and Anna, and we ran with our lives. We reported Pieru’s double crossing to the ――Country’s――king』
「He betrayed!? Pieru!? It’s that huh, effect of being jealous of the popular hero!?」
『×× Year ● Month ○ Day. I am disappointed in the humans. What was waiting for was condemnation from the citizens. It looks like I was even tricked by the country. According to information underground, the rumor that was spread was that I was connected to one of the murderous leaders of the Maou army who was left behind. Even more, concerning the matter of the revival of the maou, the country and its leaders devised a disastrous scenario. But, I no longer care about that. I’ll return to the country, and for my beloved Liliana and Anna, who were murdered, I’ll pursue this diary later. Everywhere, there are foolish humans, but, by rembering my travels with Liliana and Anna, the things I don’t want to be reminded of fade.
If anyone reads this diary, please don’t ever repeat the sa mistake. So future, wishing for the future—— Abel』
I gently closed the diary.
…………。
「Ugh, so heavy!」
I slamd the diary to the ground with all my might.
「What’s with this!? Normally, you write about the fun things from your everyday life in a diary, right!? Surely you also write painful and sad things, but, this is too much, right!?」
E-……Then what? I’ll work not to repeat the sa mistake after reading this diary?
Don’t say unreasonable things! First and foremost, the most important things are tattered! Is it on purpose!?
「Haa……Haa……」
「Seiichi, calm down. You have .」
「It’s because of you that its beco a disaster!」
「Marriage, able to?」
「Just die!」
I’ll definitely run away from this Kuso Gorilla……! Is what I promised.
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