Chapter 2: Sh*tty Gas Maniac Challenges God’s Ga
After I clear any kind of sh*tty ga, for a while after the fact I feel like I can forgive most of the things that people would normally never forgive.
It’s that kind of forgiveness that would respond with a smile and a nod of the head to the teacher who was preaching his usual rant “I know that it is Sumr, but don’t do anything crazy out there!” as he assigns a sh*tload of howork to be done over the Sumr vacation. At least he was consistent in his rants and didn’t jump from subject to subject like so other educators would do in a situation like that. It was just like a certain character from a certain sh*tty ga that wouldn’t hesitate so slaughter people in thousands if it only ant being able to save the world.
「…… That’s why, even though I know you are excited to make your Sumr debuts, don’t forget to study and be ready for the next sester. Right, that’s it! Dismissed!」
Hearing those magical words, a group of zombies that was the class until that point was revived, seemingly regaining their vigor and energy. The class fills with friendly chatter.
It’s finally sumr vacation, so let’s go sowhere.
This year’s sumr is the most important one!
I am going on a trip with my boyfriend.
I am definitely going to get myself a girlfriend this year!
You can hear all the Normies talking about their plans for this Sumr, and other things as well.
(…… Now then, whatever should I do during this year’s Sumr vacation?)
Last year…… I’ve managed to spend the whole of my important first year high school Sumr vacation by myself, doing nothing else but playing sh*tty gas. And while I was fine with spending my three years of high school playing sh*tty gas, no matter what they are, maybe it would be a good idea to play sothing else, just to have a change of pace from ti to ti?
(…… Oh well, I’ll stop by the usual place on my way ho and maybe I’ll decide after having a look around.)
I decided to visit my favorite ga store on my way back ho, since I haven’t been there for a while since I was so busy with conquering “Sh*t Chronicles Online”. So I picked up my bag and exited the classroom.
「…………」
I didn’t even notice that there was soone staring at .
What exactly are the sh*tty gas? If you were to ask , soone who has conquered a huge amount of said gas, I would say that they are so “reasons” that define them.
I say that because there are a number of factors when it cos to sh*tty gas that aren’t dependent on player’s skills, such as story, bugs, system, and so on.
In that respect, the gas that have overly high difficulty levels to them are also sh*tty gas in their own right.
…… Well, I guess that “Sh*t Chronicles Online” had its own share of unreasonable things and stupid chanics. So of them rather huge and unbelievable. So there’s that.
In that regard this ga here can be said to be an absolute opposite of a sh*tty ga, a God’s ga with no flaws whatsoever.
「ShanFro, huh……?」
「Oi, oi, now won’t you look at that! A Sh*tty Gas Hunter is going for sothing other than usual? Is the world going to end by tomorrow or what?」
I turn around with the package in my hand, and I could see the owner of the store looking at curiously. I was always buying gas in this store, so we knew each other well enough to even engage in friendly chatter from ti to ti.
「Well, I suppose so…… After clearing “Sh*t Chronicels Online” I feel like I’ve had it with sh*tty gas for a while…… So I thought I might as well play sothing completely opposite for a change, since it is Sumr and all that.」
「Eh, you really cleared “Sh*t Chronicles Online”? I’ve heard that it would take at least two hours for a solo player to beat the Last Boss alone!」
「Please, I beat him in less than thirty minutes with a weapon that was hitting like a wet noodle.」
「Talk about a legendary accomplishnt. Anyways, Hizuto-kun, congratulations on clearing the ga.」
This ga shop here, “SHOP ROCK N ROLL” has a lot of hidden gems when it cos to gas they offer.
With the Full Dive VR gas becoming mainstream, the normal gas are becoming more and more retro. But the VR technology was still relatively young, and this here ga is said to be like a glittering star amongst the dark sky of every other VR ga out there. When it cos to gas, about fifty percent of them are nothing but sh*tty gas, forty percent are perfectly normal, and about ten percent are Godly. It’s only natural that even amongst the godly ones there would be so hidden gems that even soone like knows about.
「Still, ShanFro is amazing. This here is the last copy I have, and a new batch should arrive by tomorrow. It sells so fast.」
「What are you going to do this year in the Sumr, Iwamaki-san? For , this year surely is a good harvest so far!」
「Yeah, about that…… I’m afraid the shop will be closed for about a week at the end of this month.」
「Ahh……」
Go figure.
I, Hizuto Rakuro, am sothing you might call a sh*tty ga enthusiast, while this here Iwamaki Mana is the owner of the shop who mainly partakes to Oto Gas.
Regulars at “ROCK N ROLL” know that there are tis during which the shop would be closed temporarily (although there was so kind of regularity to that).
「Oh well, no matter, I guess I’ll but this, then.」
「Sure thing, thanks for your patronage. Now, be sure to go to the restroom and eat properly before any longer session inside of the ga!」
「And don’t forget to do a fifteen minutes break every hour.」
Before I leave the shop, we exchange such words among ourselves, since deep down inside we are both hardcore gars.
On my way ho I passed by a girl who was wearing a uniform from my school, but I was so absorbed in the ga package that I didn’t even notice her.
「Welco, welco…… Ohh, ohh, it’s you, huh?」
「I’ve got good news, that repulsive gar is finally going to do so major ga!」
「Yup, yup, and it’s the sa ShanFro that I recomnded to you before.」
「Fufufu, Hizuto-kun is a player na after all, so no wonder that it would be hard to find him even if you search.」
「…… Really now, a maiden in love is truly a terrifying opponent.」
After all, we live in a world where activities like “Let’s go outside and play soccer!” and “Let’s stay inside and play so gas!” are almost equal in value.
And with the gaming being elevated to the rank of an E-Sport in recent years, it was even possible for up-until-now amateur gars to live a decent life, avoiding unemploynt.
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