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The nature of Yamanaka Shinno and Namikaze Minato's mission dictated that they couldn't reveal their identities.

At the very least, they couldn't let the upper echelons of Kirigakure and Sunagakure find out that Konoha was involved in their conflict. Otherwise, with Konoha's natural tendency to attract hostility, they'd instantly beco the primary target.

Every past Shinobi World War had seen Konoha at the center of attacks from other villages. If their interference was exposed, not only would the two of them be facing consequences from Konoha's higher-ups, but they'd also be painting a massive bullseye on their village.

anwhile, the disappearance of the massive sword, Sahada, had sent Fuguki Suikazan teetering on the edge of losing control. His reckless, indiscriminate fighting in the middle of town wouldn't just intensify tensions between Kirigakure and Sunagakure—it would significantly accelerate the war's progression. Worse still, the fate of Sahada could end up exposing both Yamanaka Shinno and Namikaze Minato.

At this point, they had only two options.

One, they could sohow return Sahada to Fuguki Suikazan without raising any suspicion.

Or two... they could silence him permanently and shift all the bla onto Sunagakure.

"I'm willing to talk. As long as you return Sahada, Konoha has no involvent in this matter..."

Fuguki Suikazan's thoughts raced.

As one of Kirigakure's ANBU leaders, he possessed a wealth of intelligence. His knowledge of the Mind Destruction Dance Jutsu far exceeded that of an ordinary shinobi.

He knew that this technique had incredibly strict activation conditions—it required the target to remain perfectly still, and if the user made even a single mistake, they would be left completely vulnerable. Yet, despite these drawbacks, it was still classified as an S-rank jutsu.

Not only was it absurdly difficult to learn, but once it hit its target, resisting beca nearly impossible!

At this mont, he was the fish, and they held the knife.

To survive, he was willing to compromise—whether it ant giving up Sahada or even... sacrificing Kirigakure's interests!

"Can you at least die with so dignity? Have a little backbone, will you?"

Yamanaka Shinno shot Fuguki a sidelong glance, clearly unimpressed.

With a re thought, he activated his jutsu.

The shinobi under his control simultaneously drew kunai from their waists and aid them at Fuguki Suikazan.

"Wait! Sahada is yours! I won't tell anyone about you! Just stop! Stop!"

"I—I can give you intel on Kirigakure! I know a lot—classified information!"

"I can sow discord between Kirigakure and Sunagakure! I can be a spy!"

"Don't kill ! I'm valuable! I'm one of Kirigakure's top officers, I—!"

In that mont, Fuguki Suikazan displayed the most despicable aspects of human nature in full force.

But Yamanaka Shinno had no patience for his rambling.

The Mizukage himself was already under Uchiha Madara's control. Even if Fuguki Suikazan went back as an informant, how much of a difference could he possibly make?

The most likely outco?

Madara would see through him instantly.

Not only would that fail to resolve their current predicant, but it would also draw unwanted attention to Shinno far earlier than he wanted.

Whizz—whizz—whizz!

The sharp sound of kunai cutting through the air filled the battlefield.

Fuguki Suikazan, unable to move a muscle, could only watch in horror as blade after blade pierced through his throat, heart, spleen, liver, and kidneys...

[...]

[A known side character has been eliminated. A slight deviation in the world's developnt has occurred. Rewards earned: Trait Extraction ×1, Trait Gift ×1.]

The familiar system prompt rang in Shinno's mind the mont Fuguki Suikazan died.

His eyebrows twitched slightly.

It seed the system's judgnt of mission impact and major events was far more flexible than he had initially thought.

A known side character...

Did Fuguki Suikazan really count as a notable figure?

In the original story, his appearances could be counted on one hand.

His greatest contribution was probably his influence on Hoshigaki Kisa, which indirectly pushed certain main storylines forward.

So...

Shinno's gaze shifted to the side, landing on Pakura.

"Hmm... the most famous back in the shinobi world, betrayed by her own village, stabbed full of kunai like a pincushion..."

He sifted through his ntal archive of Pakura's story.

Then, he looked at her with unmistakable pity.

The woman was a pri example of an utterly tragic shinobi.

For a mont, he considered whether killing her might also grant him so rewards.

But after reviewing her history...

It seed pointless?

Pakura, the wielder of the Scorch Release kekkei genkai, had a reputation far greater than Fuguki Suikazan's.

Yet, in terms of the main storyline, her influence was practically nonexistent.

While she was alive, she loyally served her village and was hailed as a hero.

Then, the higher-ups sold her out to Kirigakure as a peace offering, leaving her to be ambushed and killed.

Even after being reanimated with Edo Tensei, she had to endure the insipid ramblings of her overly naïve forr student before being sent back to the afterlife.

And in the movie?

She didn't even get a proper scene—just showed up as a corpse, only to have her bloodline stolen by Hiruko's Chira Technique.

"What a tragic, tragic existence..."

Even Shinno was at a loss for words.

Pakura had it even worse than Konoha's White Fang, Hatake Sakumo.

At least Hatake Sakumo had a son who understood him in the end.

Pakura...?

Ehhhh...

Soone like her wouldn't be worth killing for system rewards.

But what if he flipped the script instead?

The system's reward chanism was clearly linked to deviations in the main storyline.

If Pakura's fate were drastically altered, her position in Sunagakure and her strength—far beyond that of an ordinary jōnin—could easily impact the main story!

anwhile, Pakura had been observing Shinno, watching as his expression shifted between pity and excitent.

For a brief mont, she was utterly baffled.

Then, realization dawned.

She imdiately classified him as a complete and utter pervert.

One mont, he had that harmless, easygoing smile on his face as he casually ordered his n to turn Fuguki Suikazan into a pincushion.

The next, he was cycling through a range of expressions while staring at her.

What was he doing?

Was he deciding which expression to use when he killed her?

Tch—spit!

This guy's mind was seriously twisted!

Konoha really is full of perverts!

"Shinno, stop ssing around. If any civilians see this, it'll cause unnecessary trouble."

Namikaze Minato, seeing Shinno hesitate for so long, finally spoke up.

"Alright."

Shinno sighed in resignation.

Still holding his single-hand seal, he suddenly increased the flow of his chakra.

Pakura's expression stiffened.

The power she had been gathering in secret—the chakra she had intended to unleash at the last mont—suddenly vanished from her control.

Her hands, now acting on their own, ford the seals for Scorch Release: Extrely Steaming Murder.

Her well-trained instincts followed the chakra pathways she had honed countless tis before.

In an instant, blazing spheres of superheated energy erupted from her palms, launching straight at the Kirigakure shinobi!

Their eyes widened in horror, their bodies moving against their will.

At the sa ti, under Shinno's command, they reflexively ford water jutsu hand seals.

Water Release: Water Bullet Technique!

Water Release: Water Fang Bullet!

Water Release: Water Shark Bullet!

The water jutsu bypassed Pakura's fireballs and surged toward the immobilized Sunagakure shinobi.

A heartbeat later, both sides were swallowed by each other's attacks.

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