Seized by the System Chapter 1155: Dog Training

Chapter 1155: Dog Training

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

It sowhat exceeded Fang Ning’s expectations. This knockoff thod of praying was quite reliable.

Soon, he managed to communicate with the Heavenly Axiom of this world.

Nonetheless, the communication thod between both parties was sowhat strange.

It was hard to tell when an army of ants climbed onto the altar and encircled the dog’s blood which he splashed. The ants began to form several Chinese characters.

“It ans sothing.” Fang Ning gasped. “Strange and mysterious, indeed.”

The first sentence was ford by the ants.

“Who are you?”

“It is I, the Dragon God.” Fang Ning announced confidently.

“Anything?”

‘Seems like a negotiable one.” Fang Ning thought.

“The people have suffered under the Saints for too long. I’m not powerful enough and I’m willing to work with you to defeat them, Supre One.”

“Oh, I see.”

“Erm, does this an you agree to it, Supre One?” Fang Ning asked in surprise.

“You do it yourself and I shall have a look first.”

“...” Fang Ning was at once speechless.

He ceased the ritual and told the System Incarnation helplessly. “Apparently, this Heavenly Axiom of the Old World has beco much more intelligent. It won’t help us by risking its own safety and getting nothing in return. Unless we first demonstrate our abilities in defeating the Saints, it won’t do anything.”

“What should we do then?” The System Incarnation asked in a deadpan tone.

“This enemy is no piece of cake. As the saying goes, know yourself and know your enemies, and you shall always be victorious in every battle. We must gather info on the Saints before we can actually defeat them. We’ve encountered many gods and they are nothing special, and we’ve killed more than one of them. However, we have too few encounters with the Saints.” Fang Ning pondered and made his decision.

“Oh, what’s the best way to encounter them?”

“I don’t believe the Saints are omniscient, or else, the Upper Realm would not have been destroyed and forced to undergo integration and rebirth with the original universe. At least there’s one fellow’s existence which they aren’t aware of. Letting it tackle the Saints will be a great way. The Saints will certainly not notice its presence.” Fang Ning felt confident once more.

“Who’s that?” The System Incarnation asked.

“Your System Daddy, of course.” Fang Ning replied swiftly.

“But it won’t co out, even if it gets beaten to death.” The System Incarnation rejected this idea.

“Indeed, an *sshole who bullies the weak and fears the strong.” Fang Ning remarked in annoyance.

Naturally, he knew the System Incarnation was right. Sir System’s character could not be judged by his frequent vigilante actions. Once it t with a real champion, it would have run faster than him.

Fang Ning’s head hurt a lot. This enemy was tough as nuts and almost no weakness could be found. He had to rely on collective brute force.

After his bout of headaches, Fang Ning’s mind suddenly cleared.

“Hey, how silly of , really. Did I contact the Heavenly Axiom of this world just now?”

“Yeah.”

“Then why didn’t I let it send us back? Bring this Golden Retriever along.” Fang Ning grunted. “Even smart people make mistakes sotis, how did I make such a blunder? Dammit, this must be the Saints’ sche. They fooled and clouded my judgnt.”

The System Incarnation made an imdiate suggestion. “The dog blood is still in effect right now. It should be enough.”

Hence, Fang Ning prayed again and communicated with the Heavenly Axiom.

This ti, the latter agreed to Fang Ning’s request.

“You must consu your own Heavenly rits. A search has revealed that you have leftover rits from the previous world and you can redeem them based on the original price. You can leave this world once you consu one thousand rits.”

The ants painstakingly ford another line of words.

“Man, every cloud has a silver lining. Golden Retriever, let’s go.”

Fang Ning remarked excitedly.

At the next mont, two rays of bright light flashed and Fang Ning and the Golden Retriever vanished.

...

In the Draconic Arcane Realm.

“This is the only result you have gotten after going all the way to the Chaotic World? Bringing back a dog? I’m not facing any shortage of lapdogs at the mont.” Sir System was infuriated.

“This is no ordinary dog, it’s the reincarnation of Death.” Fang Ning kicked the Golden Retriever who tried to vent its anger by biting his pant leg.

“Are you trying to bullsh*t again? Are reincarnation and I the sa thing? According to my senses, it’s just a dog. You expect it to help us tackle the Saints? Pfft.” Sir System said in disdain.

“About this, can’t we just do sothing to wake him up?” Fang Ning felt embarrassed.

“If you’re able to do it, why don’t you do it yourself?” Sir System retorted.

“Dammit, don’t we have another god at ho?” Fang Ning replied helplessly. “Inform him to co over.”

After a while, the Culinary God, who had already transford into a human and carried the black pot around with him, arrived.

“Eh, Sir Culinary God, what’s the aning of this?” Fang Ning was surprised.

“I heard Death has beco a dog. I fear that it’ll bite .” The Culinary God answered truthfully.

Fang Ning was at a loss for a proper response. “Erm, okay, tell how you are going to recover Mr. Death?”

“Why do you want to recover that scheming fellow? I think this is fine.” The Culinary God asked in return.

“Eh, we need him to face off against the Saints, but this dog can’t do it.” Fang Ning said.

“Hehe, since this dog is a reincarnation of that fellow, it bears his endownt. You just have to train it properly and let this dog beco a celestial hound. It’ll naturally have the ability to retrieve Death’s mories of the past and think of ways to tackle the Saints.” The Culinary God proposed solemnly.

“Hey, since you ntioned this, do you have any techniques for training a dog?” Fang Ning’s face brightened.

“Of course, the saying where boiling dog at three tis will cause even gods and immortals to stumble is so true. 1 However, a dog that belongs to gods and immortals can’t be simply slaughtered, thus that ti, I selected many regular hounds of a fine endownt to train them to beco celestial hounds. Obviously, I’m not that cruel and I wouldn’t want their lives. They willingly offered their own canine flesh.” The Culinary God recounted.

When the Golden Retriever heard this, it had already lowered its head and was about to sneak away from Fang Ning’s pant leg.

“Hey, since we share a good relationship, please help to train this dog, Culinary God. As long as this fellow becos a celestial hound, you’ll receive a huge reward.” Fang Ning rejoiced and grabbed hold of the Golden Retriever’s neck.

“Boohoo...” The Golden Retriever wailed. It did not want to be trained under this god who relished in celestial hound hot pots. Who knew, one day, it would lose a leg. If it lost its penis, it would be a tragedy.

At any rate, it could still understand a fair bit of the conversation between the two fellows. Its old acquaintance only cared about its brain and not its body.

“This is all for your own good, don’t be ungrateful. My two tenacious disciples haven’t had the opportunity to beco celestial hounds yet.” Fang Ning advised the Golden Retriever patiently. He then thought for a mont before continuing. “In that case, since you’re already going to train one dog, you might as well help train an additional two dogs of mine, Sir Culinary God.”

“Okay, no problem.” The Culinary God agreed cheerily.

Fang Ning returned to the System Space, feeling satisfied. After that, he allowed Sir System to place the Black Dog and the Yellow Dog in the Draconic Arcane Realm. He did not bother about what happened next.

“See? Problem solved. One must learn how to utilize relationships to tackle problems.” Fang Ning grinned.

“Damn you, these relationships of yours have been forged by painstakingly.” Sir System was not amused. “However, you are always the one using such favors to your advantage, but I’m the one who has to owe others a favor.”

“Enough of your nonsense. I’m very tired and I’m going to bed.” Fang Ning quickly switched his words. “No, to cultivate. I’m not going to the Chaotic World next ti. I almost failed to return this ti.”

“But didn’t you return in the end? That’s not right, why do I have so few rit Points all of a sudden? Did you use them secretly?” Sir System exclaid in shock.

“How nice, did you just realize that? Without a few toll fees, can I return so easily?” Fang Ning scoffed. He then returned to the System’s lounge and laid down to sleep.

In the Chaotic World, he dared not sleep in peace.

Footnotes:

Ch 1155 Footnote 1

A literal translation of 狗肉滚三滚,神仙也站不稳, it is a reference to the consumption of dogs as a delicacy in certain parts of China. The saying originates from the idea that when dog at is boiled three tis, it will fully bring out the dish’s aroma. The aromatic sll is so powerful that even gods and immortals cannot hold themselves from the temptation and as a result, they lose their dignified composure.