The overly excited oga team didn't waste ti setting off to explore in their unparalleled warship leaving behind the professor to take care of the base. In just under a week they arrived at the cold silent part of the galaxy that many had no interest in exploring. The peach-like coloured planet a third the size of Valim was rotating on its tilted axis like a lonely diety.
"So pretty," said Teng with watery eyes glued to the window fascinated by the tiny planet.
Tong who was slouching like a salted fish on the comfy seat ignored his twin while sighing in boredom. He was about to stand up and bother Hauidan when the alert system went off. Their warship was suddenly surrounded by pirate ships prompting the twins to rush towards the spaceship bridge.
Wen Qinxi was currently leaning forward with his hands on the communication control panel pondering on whether to accept the communication request from the pirate mothership or just blow their fleet up and be rid of them. "Answer it," he said to Xiao Hua as he turned his back against the once viewscreen turning black before a handso long-haired beta appeared on the screen with a smirk on his face. Behind him were his crew mbers peeking at the screen to see what precious treasure they had stumbled upon. They had just plundered a passenger starship monts ago and now they had bumped into an expensive spaceship as soon as they ca out of warp speed.
Seeing gorgeous faces the captain Haidao of the infamous Outset pirate organisation was elated as he spoke, "Well, well, well, too short to be alphas yet too delicate to be betas. This must be a spaceship full of ogas. This, l find interesting," with an ominous grin.
Xiao Hua frowned in disgust with a stern face. "State your business or piss off," he said but the pirate was even more amused with a sinister grin saying,
"Ah, pinky l can't wait to have you beg for rcy right under . How about you give in to now so we can ride into the sunset together like Bonnie and Clyde?" giving the oga dirty looks thinking he will be terrified into submission. The pirate was entirely focused on the pink-haired oga that he didn't notice Wen Qinxi fiddling with weapon system before fired an azure laser beam at one of the pirate spaceships shutting effectively shutting up the disgusting pervert.
He suddenly turned around facing the livid pirate captain with a fierce glare but as soon as the pirate saw Zhao Xieshu's face his anger abruptly dissipated turning smitten in an instant. "I am giving you three seconds to disappear otherwise the next ship l will blow a hole into is yours," pointing at the captain Haidao on the viewscreen.
"My apologies for being rude, my na i-," he said but Huaidan suddenly fired a plasma cannon at another of the pirate spaceships saying, "Opps my hand slipped," with an innocent expression.
Wen Qinxi titled his head with an arrogant expression saying, "Sorry ogas have itchy trigger fingers," with sharp eyes that seed to say 'if you don't piss off I am going to blow up your shit'.
"Okay, okay, l am leaving but may you please tell your na," said captain Haidan cutting his loses but in truth he was srised by that oga that seed to be in charge.
"Three seconds are up," said Wen Qinxi with his fingertip dangling above the fire button.
"Okay I am leaving but will surely et again," said the captain before his warships vanished one by one.
A few light-years away, Qie Ranzhe was on his way to the armoury convention when one of his subordinates intercepted a distress call in route. The ergency transmission was broadcasted from a passenger starship that had been hijacked by Outset pirates. Qie Ranzhe sent out an order to provide assistance but when he got there the passengers had already been rescued by another space warship part of their UPSF fleet.
He made a decision to go after the Outset pirate mothership this rice weevil that sponged on other's hard work hoping to finally subdue this troubleso group of ravagers. Just as they located the Outset pirate mothership they activated warp speed chasing after them. Qie Ranzhe was suddenly dragged out of the captain's chair by Machu who was wordlessly leading him to the transmission room. He secured the room making sure no one would overhear their conversation.
"Ran-ge l have sothing l want you to listen to. We accidentally intercepted this transmission and I am fairly certain you would be interested in listening to it," said a nervous Machu before tapping the screen with trembling hands. Qie Ranzhe's brows creased deeper and deeper as the recording progressed. The transmission recording went as follows:
Voice 1: Will you stop calling mummy. I can tolerate you calling dad at least
Artificial Intelligence: Okay but when will l et daddy Marshal
Voice 2: Hahaha, sorry ng Huangse (cute yellow) your dad dumped daddy Marshal.
Voice 3: You should stop ssing around, you have almost reached the gravitational pull of the planet
Voice 1: I know, I know. Hua Hua, stop misleading my ng Huangse. He's extrely sensitive. Dad will get you a new daddy
Artificial Intelligence: Okay
Voice 4: l already set a date for you with that celebrity girl alpha. She can't wait to press you down and make cute dumplings
Voice 1: Making blush over here... Alright, just landed safely. Fuck, this planet is too peachy.
Voice 5: Ha! Was that supposed to be a joke? Xie Xie, you can too better
Voice 1: Piss off
There was more but the Marshal couldn't listen anymore. His entire body was taunted, his face pale as he pressed down on the communication panel addressing the flight crew in the space warship. "Change course, star coordinates 637825837," he ordered while striding to the hangar transforming his cha into a starship impatiently waiting for them to reach the coordinates.
Reviews
All reviews (0)