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A transmigrator??

Are these spirits referring to him?!

Castra clenched his fists tightly and tried to remain calm while he kept listening to what the tool spirits in front of him were saying.

Beer Bottle Spirit: "Foreigner, otherworldly people, transmigrator...did so ghosts mistakenly enter the Spirit World instead of going to the Demon World, blub blub?"

Flower Pot Spirit: "I don’t know, flo flo, but maybe they’re dangerous, so the officers are here to catch them!"

What? It seems that...there are other transmigrators beside him?

Castra was so shocked that he went into a daze while the group of officers had already started to check every spirit lining up.

Soon, the officer found a few "suspicious" spirits.

"This spirit...it is a frying pan spirit but it acts like a humanoid spirit! Catch it! It’s suspicious!"

"Ah? He’s from the Fire Faction? Oh, okay, be careful, don’t harm him, yes..."

"This one...a Trash Collector Spirit. How co you don’t even know how to separate trash when that’s your inborn talent??"

"Suspicious! Take him away!"

"This one here— she doesn’t know anything about the Spirit World! It’s impossible! Suspicious! Catch her!"

"Let’s see, she’s from...Thunder Faction? Be gentle, everyone, take good care of her— "

"Next— this one...a Fanta Spirit? From Water Faction...aha! Good catch...arrest her!"

When Cola Can Spirit saw that the Fanta Spirit was caught, he almost jumped onto Castra’s knee.

"Ah! Ah! Ah! Why are we suspicious?! Is it because we are products from another world??"

Water Can Spirit: "Spruuu— or maybe because of our faction. They’re surprisingly gentle to suspicious spirits from the Fire and Thunder Faction."

Cola Can Spirit: "Ahhh! Damn those overlords! Is this another faction struggle??"

This ti, it involved the so-called transmigrators!

Beer Bottle Spirit: "Blub!! Don’t speak like that, blub! What if the Spirit World’s Administrator heard your words, blub? You will be done for, blub blub!"

The spirits complained in groups while the officers caught a few spirits in one go.

Coincidentally or not, among the spirits who was caught for being suspicious, there was really a transmigrator!

And the transmigrator didn’t want to surrender.

Hey, hey, hey, he’s the chosen one, a transmigrator!

Although he didn’t get a cheat yet, he will soon get one!

How could he let these officers catch him just because he’s "suspicious"?

Thus, the transmigrator fought back.

"Hyahhh!" The transmigrator swung his fists with an evil grin.

Eat this!! He’s a province-level boxing champion!

The wind blew hard and the officer...the officer easily caught the transmigrator’s punches and squeezed the incoming fists with a blank face.

This transmigrator...is a teddy bear spirit.

"You’re courting death!"

The captain of the officers showed no rcy and imdiately tore the teddy bear spirit apart with his bare hands.

"Ahhhh!!!"

As the teddy bear spirit’s body was torn to pieces and soft cotton sprung ssily in the air, the spirit slowly disappeared into nothingness, leaving only the scream before his death.

Castra instantly felt a chill down his spine.

The spirits said that suspicious spirits from the Fire and Thunder Faction were safe, but looking at how the officers treated the other factions...

Since he’s an earth elent spirit related to the Earth Faction, if he’s caught, he might end up like that teddy bear spirit!

No, no, no, he had to leave! Now!

But...if Dudu isn’t registered, the officer would also co to find him...it’s all the sa!

Ahhhh! Just where’s the system when he needed it the most??

DUNG! [Heyooo, good morning~ Did you call , my dear host? (⁠^⁠3⁠^⁠♪) ]

A golden panel appeared out of thin air and Poo popped out of it with a bang.

"Sh*t!" Castra shrieked, and the spirits around him, including the officers far away, subconsciously looked at him with dead fish eyes.

...oops? Did he just attract the officers’ attention instead?

"Ahahaha. Sh*t! I sh*t my pants!"

Castra clenched his thighs and the spirits around him imdiately shifted their gazes away with disgust written all over their faces.

A few officers were still staring at Castra with sharp eyes, but they didn’t do anything and continued to interrogate the other spirits.

Phew. That was close!

Castra wiped his forehead with a shaky hand as he cursed Poo through telepathy,

[Why did you scare ?! Will you die if you don’t scare soone??]

[QAQ No, no, dear host, I just want to give you a little surprise to start the day— ]

[Start the day?? It’s 9 o’clock! Where have you been??]

[I-I am sorry, hostttttt! I-I overslept!! Hwang! Hwang! 。⁠:゚⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)゚⁠:⁠。]

Poo cried tears and snot, but Castra was unmoved by a cute chibi poop.

[Unless you work until 7 p.m today, I will report you for neglecting your duty! Your wage will be deducted!]

Wage deduction! The nightmare of office workers and all workers in every world!

Poo imdiately slid to his knees, begging for rcy,

[Hooossstttt! Please forgive ! I-I will compensate you! I-I can also work overti without pay! Just please, don’t report eee!! .⁠·⁠´⁠¯⁠`⁠(⁠>⁠▂⁠

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