SSS-Rank Poop Shoveler Spirit Chapter 2: "What A Sh*t System!"

DUNG! [The great *beep* system is online! ]

A golden virtual screen floated in front of Castra and a suspicious palm-sized golden thing popped out of the screen with a bang.

At the sa ti, the poop on Castra’s face disappeared without a trace.

After cleaning the poop with magic, the suspicious golden thing stretched its two tiny hands and spoke cheerfully,

[Tadaa! ✧⁠◝⁠(⁠⁰⁠▿⁠⁰⁠)⁠◜⁠✧ Your personal custor service 001 is here! Our motto is— conquer the world with *beep*!]

[Nice to et you, host~ ]

A dialog panel appeared above the suspicious thing’s head, but it also spoke directly in Castra’s mind.

Castra looked at the suspicious-looking golden thing and subconsciously rubbed his eyes.

Is he still dreaming? Otherwise...how could he see a poop speaking human language?

And the poop even cleaned another poop...

Haha. This must be impossible—

[Hey, hello? You hear ? ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ I said I’m your custor service 001!]

The suspicious thing that Castra suspected to be a poop floated around Castra like a headless fly.

Although Castra didn’t sll any stench, he subconsciously dodged the flying poop and blurted,

[How co a system has custor service?? And...are you a...*beep*?]

Wait, what’s with the system censorship??

The golden poop looked at Castra with surprise.

[Ah, how do you know that my na is Poo? And yes, as you can see, I’m the great *beep*— oh. That word is censored, tsk.]

The golden poop shook its head in disappointnt but soon, it started to beco energetic again.

[Anyway, I’m your first custor service!]

The chibi poop blinked its round eyes and took out a blackboard out of the thin air.

Then, it suddenly wore eyeglasses and started to point at the blackboard, acting like a teacher.

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