< Evade the Hero and Flee! 211 #24. Why Does it Have To Be ? (8) >
I started off as a substitute to fill the void left by an instructor who had passed away. After discovering how much of a dream job it was, though, I freaked out like a moron and put in extra hard work to eventually make the position mine.
However, there was a first ti for everyone.
Now, look closely.
I was a newbie instructor and still not very adept at teaching others.
See? Look! Look!
My sword drew flashy arcs in the air. The training scarecrow was cleanly sliced apart. Feeling satisfied by the result, I loudly declared to the spectating trainees. This is swordsmanship!
Whoa~
Wow
Clap, clap, clap!
The number of trainees applauding and cheering on was only two. I thought weaklings were unnecessary, so I went a bit overboard with kicking them out. But when I regained my wits, only two trainees were left. Even worse
Wow. So. Freaking. Brilliant.
Instructor.
Yes, sir.
One of the two had such a poor attitude that he deliberately accentuated every word he spoke. However, his skills were pretty good, so I hadnt punished him for his conduct yet.
Now, its your turn, said I.
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Sorry?
What the hell?
Why did you two beco my disciples? Wasnt it to beco exemplary mbers of our organisation? Learning swordsmanship is a given if you wish to work for this organisation.
The two trainees clamped their mouths shut and glanced at each other.
And how do we learn that?
The one who said that was the trainee with a poor attitude. He raised the white flag first during their fierce staring contest.
Mm Thats obviously I used the sword in my hand to draw a straight line in the air. My master, often referred to as the worlds greatest swordsman, had complinted my swordsmanship as at least perfect in terms of frawork. And now, it was about to be unleashed once more. Watch and learn.
Watch you and learn? That?
Sounds impossible to , though?
The two trainees frowned and stared at my demonstration.
Huh? These are just so basic moves, you know? Its not that difficult to pull off Wait, could it be
Are you two morons?
Wow, how did you arrive at that conclusion, instructor?
No, sir. Im not a moron.
Mm These two had polar-opposite personalities, yet they were largely of the sa opinion when dealing with . How bizarre. Could this be the oft-talked-about power of comradeship or sothing?
I an, even if you disliked your comrade, they would eventually beco your supporting pillar sooner or later, right?
So, what youre saying is, you cant follow this?
Well, comrades relying on each other for support is a good thing. The thing was, though! Not only my performance-related bonus pay but even my career was also hanging in the balance here! As such, I cannot afford to go easy on these two trainees, even if they unite to fight together!
Sir, its too complicated.
Yes, sir. Hes right.
This is complicated to you?
Whoosh, whoosh
I was simply slashing down and sideways with my sword. Sotis Id combine that and cut diagonally or draw a smooth circle. Basically, it was like drawing with a pen, except I was using a sword instead.
Maybe you two are morons, after all?
To think that they couldnt even do sothing this simple I thought only the useful trainees were left behind, but even these two turned out to be failures! Unfortunately, the ship had sailed already.
If I chase away these two because they were not up to my standards, Id end up as a useless instructor that couldnt even raise a single disciple. Ah, ah Was there really no easy job in this world? To think that I have to raise such morons to get my bonus pay from the organisation!
Theres no choice, then. I groaned deeply, then imdiately resorted to a special asure my master from my previous life had devised.
According to my master, youd find far too many morons among the naturally-gifted ones that couldnt even understand the simplest of instructions.
He said that all those morons could have exceeded him in terms of physique and every other conceivable category, but their dim wits let them down, and they couldnt even understand half of his swordsmanship.
I glared sharply at the two trainees. Raise your swords.
To train those morons, my master ca up with this thod.
If you cant understand it Then, I shall make your bodies understand it first.
And that was the repetitive learning that included muscle mory training with a dash of pain on the side!
Uh?! H-hold on?!
The trainee who figured out my intention first stumbled back as his complexion went deathly pale. Unfortunately, it was too late by then.
As a special consideration, I shall use an edgeless sword.
Sheath
I sheathed my sword and took out a new one. It was made out of steel, but its blade was blunt. A certain triple-katana wielders master said that a swordsman that doesnt cut could cut down anything in their path, but I hadnt reached such a realm.
If I showed off with a real sword, I might end up decreasing the number of my already-running-short disciples. So, I chose to deal with these two with a blunt weapon.
Now, co!
When I pulled out the blunt sword and assud the stance, the two disciples stared at in silence before glancing at each other. Were they thinking of attacking together?
Well, I guess thats obvious since our skill levels werent the sa. In that case, how much easier should I go on them? I better control my strength properly, or else these two frail disciples might die.
After all, my master nearly sent to heaven with Hiten Mixxxrugi-ryus Ryuxxxsen back then, didnt he! Even though he was using the back of the sword! [1]
Ill go right.
Then, Im left.
The two exchanged aningful glances, then declared the directions theyd take and nodded in agreent.
Still noobs, I guess. Since they said their plans out loud, now I knew how to respond. I knew it, a combined attack should only be perford after the trainees had received sufficient training first.
Just brief exchanges of glances and slight movents of muscles should be enough to figure out where your comrade was targeting and where they were thinking of moving. You also needed to know about your comrades techniques and habits to pull off a successful combined attack!
I shall teach you a proper way to attack together later, so for now, you Eh?
However, it seed that these trainees were one step ahead of .
Run!
Run, now!
Huh?!
The two trainees cried out at the sa ti and started running, but they Just as they had advertised, one began running to his right while the other ran to his left. Thats right, these two abandoned and began running away! Even though I was in position waiting for them to co at !
Escaping first as the operatives of the evil organisation?
Of course, knowing how to escape was a good thing. Obstinately refusing to run away even though the situation was clearly going down the drain was akin to committing suicide.
Since ancient tis, wasnt using your hidden sure-kill attack imdiately when you can (and running away imdiately when things dont look good) one of the important truths in life?
However, there were so problems with this right now.
You stinking bastards
First of all, this was the evil organisation were talking about. And those two were trainees of this organisation. The evil organisation desired operatives that stayed loyal no matter what. Operatives who would unhesitantly kill themselves when ordered!
Thats what the organisation wanted, not those idiots that ran away at the first sign of trouble!
When I catch you, Ill thoroughly wreck you. I gritted my teeth and decided to chase after the disciple with a poor attitude first. It didnt matter how far they ran, theyd still be stuck inside the organisations borders.
As for the other trainee, I should take my ti beating his ass up while making sure to unleash all my pent-up resentnt.
The next day
The two idiots, now resembling half-dead sacks of at, were revived with expensive healing potions. While doing so, I ca to realise sothing important.
Most instructors trained, on average, one hundred trainees. But I only had two! What could this even an? Of course, it ant the budget for training a hundred trainees could now be dumped on two!
And so, despite being a novice instructor, I managed to exploit the power of P2W that didnt involve my own money and raised these disciples as two of the finest operatives.
Although they were a little on the older side, they still graduated from being trainees in only one year. Which ant I had created two excellent operatives of the evil organisation!
As a result, I was left with too much ti to kill and got assigned to the worst-possible job posting called the imperial court. I encountered so many close brushes with death in that place!
anwhile, my two idiotic disciples got fooled by sothing or soone sohow and left the organisation to beco heroes instead.
The disciple with a poor attitude went missing, and I hadnt heard a single peep about him since then. As for the other one The last I heard about him was that he had beco the greatest hero in the world and the worst enemy of all the evil organisations out there. So
Why are you here?
Seriously now, why are you here?!
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Why are you here?
A man appeared before us without any of us noticing his presence. Weirdly, though, my instructor seed to know who this man was. Of course, even I knew who he was. He was the demon king.
Sure, the instructor is a demon king, and I was also called that for a brief mont or two, but this man before my eyes was a totally different demon king than us. Why? Hes the Evil Gods apostle ant to destroy this world, thats why!
Allow to repeat myself. I was also rather surprised, instructor.
The demon king, he No, hang on. Since almost everyone here has the title of the demon king, I guess calling the intruder the Evil Gods apostle will be easier to differentiate us from him.
In any case! The Evil Gods apostle stared at the instructor and shook his head while making a stiff face. Whedon and I often joked about how you are a devil, but I never imagined that youd actually beco a demon king in the demon continent, instructor.
Right, right! too! When I first heard that the instructor had crossed over to the demon continent, I thought that move was just like him. But, even I never imagined that hed beco a demon king.
And on top of that Who wouldve imagined that you possessed a fragnt of Evil on you?
Say what? The instructor made a flabbergasted expression. What is that?
The Evil Gods apostle cocked his eyebrow in suspicion. Dont you know already?
No, I do not.
The instructor and the apostle stared into each others eyes.
I see. You are not lying, then. The apostle was the first to break off the staring contest.
As expected of my instructor! He didnt cower despite his opponent being the Evil Gods apostle!
The instructor asked another question. Just what is this fragnt thing that the Evil Gods apostle deigned to seek out?
The Evil was sealed away by the gods once. However, the Goddess of Greed and Lust tried to release the seal, only for the Goddess of Benevolence and Devotion to sacrifice everything of hers to stop it. She wasnt completely successful, however.
I got the feeling that a very important backstory was about to be explained to us. Backstories were important. My instructor used to warn us that those with too many things to say usually dont live long, you see!
Our opponent was the Evil Gods apostle, a dangerous existence threatening the worlds survival. Such a being was yapping away all by itself? There could not be a better chance than this to prepare for our attack.
Even the instructor was silently signalling with his eyes, telling us to quickly prepare for a sneak attack on the back of this intruders head!
The Goddess of Benevolence and Devotion even had to give up on her divinity to seal the power of Evil, but her sacrifice wasnt enough. As such, the remaining gods used their divine powers to separate the much-weakened power of Evil into seven pieces.
This aint even Draxxn Ball, so what the The instructor grumbled loudly. His acting was so natural that even I was almost fooled. However, I still noticed it the sneaky movents of the tal bat, obviously! [2]
Those seven pieces, the fragnts, were scattered all over the world. And I ca to possess the Evil of n, the strongest of the crystallised fragnts, to beco the Evil Gods apostle, the one you talked about previously.
This man kindly explaining everything must have been my instructors first disciple. I an, my instructors disciple was explaining things this nicely for everyones benefit?
Usually, disciples trained by our instructor would yap on nonstop like that if they find themselves in a disadvantageous position and want to buy so ti. Or, to scam people!
However, they would be spewing rubbish about how their actions were ant to save the world and stuff like that instead of droning on about the plot.
Whats that got to do with ? The instructor asked suspiciously.
Ive managed to gather all the fragnts bar one. And instructor, youre the possessor of that last fragnt.
How co?
I also do not know that.
I sneakily pulled out my hidden dagger and chanted a magic spell in my head. Even though I was busy preparing, I could understand the flow of the conversation sowhat. The fragnt of Evil was with my instructor?
I guess the instructor still hasnt figured it out yet, but I knew what it was. It was none other than that tal bat! If its that demonic weapon, then I can wholeheartedly agree that the fragnt of Evil definitely resided in that thing!
Yup, it had to be. The tal bat was the fragnt of Evil, for sure!
Hmm. I dont need sothing like that The instructor rubbed his chin.
In that case, can you hand it over to ?
As Im a peace lover, I certainly can. As long as you swear to leave peacefully, that is.
Youll have to die to hand over the fragnt, however.
The Evil Gods apostle replied calmly, prompting the instructor to groan loudly. Thats unacceptable.
In that case, it cant be helped, then.
The two n glared at each other before muttering simultaneously.
My apologies, instructor.
Get lost.
At the instructors signal, I threw my dagger. Of course, the throw was done with magical power, while the weapon itself was imbued with a special magic spell. This dagger was a special magic tool designed for the sole purpose of throwing at a target.
It absorbed magic power quite well, and thanks to the spell, it would explode as soon touching the target, too.
How amateurish.
However, the apostle oh-so easily flicked the dagger away with a simple wave of his hand. And the report about magical powers not working on him seed to be true as the dagger didnt explode, either.
Be gone, you seed of abominable Evil God!
The thing was, though, I wasnt the only one in this chamber. Several demon kings, including Belegrea, were also present. The deflection of the dagger bought enough ti for them to charge in at the apostle with their weapons drawn.
Youre all too weak.
Unfortunately, the Evil Gods apostle was strong. He pulled out a greatsword and swung it at a blindingly-fast speed to fling away five demon kings. So of them seed to be gravely injured, too.
An opening!
However, that was a large, flashy attack. And the apostle was minding the other demon kings on top of that. Which ant I spotted a small opening! Although it wasnt enough to inflict a fatal wound, our enemy was a human, so making him bleed should help us in the long run.
While thinking that, I cut open a small wound in the enemys waist. But then!
Shudder.
Huh?
I instinctively used all my strength to back away from there in a hurry. Even though Ive definitely cut his flesh, sothing jet-black oozed out of the wound instead of blood. The quantity of the black ooze wasnt a lot, but even I could tell I shouldnt go anywhere near that unknown thing.
Not bad, said the apostle as our eyes t.
Our opponent was the instructors disciple. That look on his face probably indicated that hed not forget this and let taste the full punishnt later.
That sure sounded like an attitude befitting the instructors disciple, but!
Didnt our instructor teach you this?
Our instructor? I see, you are my junior, then. The Evil Gods apostle looked at as if I amused him.
To think that hed not understand , though! It seed that this senior disciple hadnt learned properly from our instructor.
He mustve told you to focus during battles, though!
Our instructor was already standing right before the Evil Gods apostle. He powerfully struck down with his tal bat. And so, the apostle should be falling down while screaming his head off Huh?
Instructor, that hurts a lot, but for you to use a stick rather than a sword That reminds of so unpleasant mories.
W-what?
How?! The clearly-stunned instructor struck down with the tal bat once more.
The Evil Gods apostle tried to dodge but couldnt escape from the instructors stunning display of swordsmanship using the tal bat.
The apostle frowned deeply after getting hit several tis with the tal bat. Is this because you cant bring yourself to kill , your forr disciple? Or do you still see as one of your trainees?
Huh? Huuuuh? Why isnt he in pain at all?!
Doesnt it hurt? The instructor must be flustered as well judging from his question.
Was this the true power of my senior? For so reason, he kinda looked amazing for a second, but
Lets stop ssing around now, shall we?
The senior began unleashing that black sothing in full to remind that he was the Evil Gods apostle, a being that should not be allowed to exist in this world.
[1]: Hiten Mixxxrugi-ryu and Ryuxxxsen refer to the sword technique of Himura Kenshin, the protagonist of the Rurouni Kenshin series. The uncensored versions are Hiten Mitsurugi-ryu and Ryushosen.
[2]: Yes, thats a reference to Dragon Ball.
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