After checking his balance on his phone, Fatty smiled happily, as his routine here was perfect, there was no cara here, and he could do whatever he pleased.
As Fatty was busy checking his balance, Abraham left with his bike while tears were gushing out of his eyes.
"Sir, your uncle, Commissioner Luo Ting, has called you." Xiao Yang ca running with a phone in his hand.
"Fuck." Fatty felt dreadful hearing his uncle’s na, his uncle was the one who got him this job.
With a trembling hand, he reached for the phone, his smile still present as he tried to maintain composure in front of Xiao Yang.
"Hello, Uncle," Fatty said, grabbing the phone with a smile. He turned to Xiao Yang, gesturing for him to leave with a polite grin, as if hinting that he wanted to have a private conversation with his dear uncle.
"Motherfucker!! Don’t call uncle." A screaming, angry old voice ca in, Fatty almost threw the phone at the nearby old woman.
"Uncle, please calm down," Fatty tried to calm his uncle down as he wanted to explain himself.
"Calm down? You little piece of shit, did I promote you or not?" Uncle Luo Ting growled, his voice laced with anger, gritting his teeth audibly enough for Fatty to hear through the phone.
"Y...yes, Uncle, you did," Fatty said, as he was promoted because his uncle was the Commissioner of Police.
"Why are you in the sa position again? Where there are no caras? Do you want to commit murder again?" A calm yet powerful voice ca in, Fatty gulped hearing that.
"Uncle...I..." Fatty wanted to say sothing, but before he could, he was interrupted by his uncle on the phone.
"Just get in your new car and go away. Don’t think of taking bribes anymore. Last ti you took a bribe from a lady, do you rember the incident? She was the wife of the mayor. Don’t cause a ruckus. This old bone can’t handle your recklessness anymore," the old commissioner said calmly.
"Yes, Uncle, It’s just that I didn’t get the car yet." Fatty said that he really didn’t get his official car, otherwise, his job would have been much easier, and he could chase people and earn money.
"Alright, Just wait there, I’ll send soone to pick you up." The old commissioner said this ended the phone call.
Fatty smiled, then slid his phone into his pocket and pulled out his speed gun. Thirty-year-old Fatty Zhang owned several properties around Shanghai and led a luxurious life with his honest inco.
As he was waiting for a speeding car to be his next victim, he suddenly saw a big shadow appear above him, which felt strangely out of place.
Fatty quickly looked up at the sky, expecting to spot so monstrous bird flying with such a huge shadow. But to his surprise, he saw it was a parachute coming toward him with incredible speed.
Fatty montarily paused, his body stopped working for so reason, and he stood there with a stupid look on his face.
A boot ca directly towards Fatty’s direction. Fatty wanted to dodge, but it was too late. The boot landed on his dick and crushed both of his balls. The knee landed on his chest and broke his rib cage. That’s why he fell backwards, his heart almost got crushed.
Fatty, at that mont, reacted, his first reaction was to clutch his balls to see if everything was alright, but to his horror, he only felt the cracked shell that was smashed.
[As you approach certain death, you can wish for a type of ’system’ for your next life.]
A voice rang in Fatty’s ear very slowly, but his pain was blocking his sense of everything, his heart was broken. He then touched his dick, which felt like at paste.
"My Dick?"
"MY DICK!!!!" Fatty yelled this on top of his lungs and lost his consciousness.
[A ’system’ with a dick, GRANTED!!]
"What the fuck just happened?" Fatty, who was a bodiless soul now, hearing this ssage was bewildered, and the pain he felt a little while ago was gone too.
"Who the fuck just talked?" Fatty, after getting his composure, rembered soone just talked with him.
Then he looked at himself, who didn’t have a body, only a white, ghostly figure was flying in the darkness.
"Ahhhhh! Fuck. Did I scared by myself to death? So I died, sigh! Thought I could impregnate BingBing today, tch! " Fatty Zhang scread, first looking at himself, then cald down a lot.
"I am way too fucking calm for this," the soul murmured in the infinite dark.
"Who the fuck lands on people’s dick? If I get reincarnated, I’ll fuck your mother." Soul grumbled and used his nonexistent hand to punch nothing.
"Fuck, what’s with this limbo shit?" The soul grumbled in the dark, then tried to sleep, but it quickly realized it didn’t have that ability.
The soul was engulfed by a profound boredom, unaware of how much ti had passed. It reached to tug at its hair, only to realize, with a quiet sense of frustration, that it no longer possessed such a thing either.
As the endless river of ti flowed on, the soul gradually beca accustod to the monotonous calm of the dark, swirling around it. But one day, it wondered if it was hallucinating, for a white light began to appear, growing larger and larger with each passing mont.
A spark of hope flickered in the soul’s eyes as it watched the light grow, inching closer with every second until it engulfed the soul entirely. For the first ti, the soul closed its eyes, a single tear slipping down, reflecting the bittersweetness of the mont.
Next ti the soul opened his eyes, he saw his new body. Reborn, he looked around and noticed a large man holding him in his arms with a sad face.
"Fuck you," Baby uttered his first words, but the big man was startled to hear Baby was making sounds.
"We thought the baby was a stillborn." The big man smiled, he was super handso and looked kind.
An old lady physician ca running as soon as she heard the baby’s noise and politely took the baby from the huge man’s hand. The huge man was wearing a white robe, and there were several rings on his hand.
The physician checked the baby from head to toe, then closed her eyes and used a green-colored Qi from her hand and pushed it inside the baby.
The baby felt calm, his nerves, after being in the dark for so long, cald down a lot, and he then looked around more energetically.
The room he was in was grand, with floating shelves with flying books surrounding him, but it was the handso man who stole the spotlight. He was towering, dressed in white, with pink hair and pink eyes.
’Wait, the shelves are floating?’ Baby exclaid inside, but he was too weak to do anything.
"Congratulations, Your Majesty. The prince is healthy and as handso as you."
"Congratulations."
"Congratulations, Your Majesty."
The whole room kneeled and congratulated the emperor.
Tang Zhenlong, the current emperor of the Tang Empire, looked pleased as his thirty-fourth child was born today.
"Be at ease. Give us our son back, our fifth son!" The emperor gestured for everyone to be at ease and asked for the newly born baby.
The baby was looking around, and he could guess this was a magical world, then the baby saw the woman who was unconscious on the bed. Although she looked average at best, she was wearing extrely luxurious items.
Then the baby was passed on to the emperor again. Baby looked at his father and said in his mind, ’Please, I want to look like you, not like that woman.’
"Hello there, little one, You’re as handso as , your na will be Tang Liyun," the emperor said smilingly.
The baby hearing the na looked at the Emperor with slightly narrowed eyes, ’Seriously, dude?’
"He looks like he wants to say sothing to ," the emperor said smilingly, as he was interested in the baby’s weird facial expression.
The baby looked at the emperor, his tiny mouth forming a thin line of disappointnt. Then, as the urge to pee arose, he decided to let go, he couldn’t hold it anyway, relieving himself on his new father as if to express his discontent for naming him on a whim.
A straight line directly went inside the emperor’s mouth as he was happily looking at Tang Liyun, his fifth son.
"Gasp"
The whole crowd, who were looking at the Emperor, gasped in shock when they saw a golden line entering the Emperor’s mouth and then kneeled down, closing their eyes.
[Ding!! The Peeing System has been Awakened. Congratulations on peeing on the Tang Emperor! Reward: Ancient Imperial Blood of Tang.]
As the emperor’s fury boiled and the crowd fell silent, a pink glow descended from the sky, enveloping the baby in his arms. The light pulsed softly, exuding an otherworldly warmth that was welcoming the new baby.
"T... This?" The emperor was astonished, he gulped down the golden water in his mouth, as he had only heard of such phenona from the past of his ancestor.
"A true Tang has been born," the emperor smiled and declared, he didn’t even bother with the sll in his mouth anymore.
"Make an announcent to the entire empire: The Pink Blood has returned to the Imperial Family!" The emperor yelled at the kneeling guards. At his command, everybody in the room trembled, but upon hearing the news, a gleam of excitent sparkled in everyone’s eyes.
The baby, on the other hand, looked at the transparent panel in front of him, which said he had gained a reward by peeing on the emperor. He was devastated, he now understood what that voice was all about.
I fucking got a golden finger with my dick. So it’s more like Golden Dicker
Baby, thinking this, fell asleep, he felt like he was too tired to deal with the bullshit, his little body, which had just been born, was too fragile for this.
Next ti Liyun opened his eyes, he saw a beautiful, perky titty approaching him, he instinctively opened his mouth and sucked on the nipple because he was hungry.
It’s not that sweet, but it’s good, anything is good against that darkness. Look at her, in front of my father, she looks kind of trashy.
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