Bai Zhe never thought that his first eting with Ji Xizhi would be under such circumstances.
All the carefully prepared opening lines, the cool outfit, and the eye contact tricks were completely unused. He didn’t even know why Ji Xizhi had suddenly appeared in front of him.
At this mont, Bai Zhe didn’t have ti to ask.
The cool sensation on his upper thighs from the sea breeze felt like a landslide in his mind, unstoppable.
Bai Zhe suddenly jumped, quickly clamping his legs together to try and salvage so dignity.
Ji Xizhi, sitting opposite Bai Zhe, was much calr than Bai Zhe. She rely nonchalantly moved her gaze, pretending not to see anything.
Unfortunately, the villagers watching didn’t have Ji Xizhi’s level of composure.
The front-row spectators burst into laughter almost simultaneously.
A guy on the side laughed until tears ca out, clapping his hands, "Hahaha, this performance is great, truly worth the effort!"
The fans who were watching the live broadcast were even more stunned.
Especially Bai Zhe’s fans, who were just flooding the comnts with "Brother’s the most handso, max charisma," "He’s the most beautiful in the crowd!", "This ti Bai Bai will surely be first!".
The comnts were overwhelmingly flattering, even those unfamiliar with Bai Zhe among the onlookers got to know him.
Until the sound of "rip" was heard.
The main live broadcast chat paused for a full minute.
Afterward, passerby spectators couldn’t stop laughing.
[Hahahahaha, sorry Bai Zhe fans, I really couldn’t hold it in, I thought the epic awkward mont would be Bai Zhe eting Zhu Xiu’an, but I didn’t expect this!]
[That one look between Bai Zhe and Ji Xizhi, I can’t bear to watch a second ti, it’s not dreamlike Barbie enough, I’m already editing the deluxe seabed dragon palace.]
[Oh goodbye mom, I’m setting sail tonight~ this might beco Bai Zhe’s most regretful show appearance ever! Definitely ranking number one!]
[This awkwardness buff keeps stacking, I don’t even know where to start laughing!]
[Tomorrow’s front page news: Variety show first eting, Bai Zhe went to such lengths for Zhu Xiu’an? Click to watch the hot sexy video~]
[Is the photographer dead? Still shooting, quickly get brother so clothes damn it!]
The program crew on the scene were all stunned by this segnt. Once the photographer ca to his senses, he quickly moved the cara away, leaving only fixed shots, while staff rushed to shield Bai Zhe.
The AK team’s the song hadn’t stopped, and the space originally ant for the three guests to dance started becoming chaotic.
A few minutes later, Bai Zhe finally received a towel, tying it around his waist to block everyone’s view.
The program group’s mini-ga also concluded around this ti, with Fang Zhuyue and Le Qiqi stopping their dance alongside Bai Zhe. Le Qiqi stopped first, noticing Ji Xizhi early on. As soon as she stopped, Bai Zhe’s accident happened, with Bai Zhe and Fang Zhuyue stopping almost simultaneously.
Thus, by ranking, Bai Zhe and Fang Zhuyue should be joint first, with Le Qiqi trailing behind.
Le Qiqi was so preoccupied with the current situation that she didn’t even care about her ranking, nor did she have ti to enjoy Bai Zhe’s mishap, rushing straight over to Ji Xizhi.
"Zhi Zhi! Long ti no see!"
Ji Xizhi accidentally witnessed Bai Zhe’s incident, and to avoid his embarrassnt, she had intended to leave quietly but unexpectedly got spotted by Le Qiqi.
Ji Xizhi had no choice but to respond, "Long ti no see."
Le Qiqi chatted with Ji Xizhi for a while before noticing sothing amiss, "Hey? That’s odd, weren’t regular guests supposed to sell salted fish at the stalls? How did you sneak out?"
"Did you secretly plan sothing against Director Wang again?!"
At the ntion of this, Le Qiqi’s eyes brightened considerably.
Ji Xizhi looked puzzled, asking back, "Why would I plot against Director Wang?"
Le Qiqi: "!" Understood, speaking in reverse!
Director Wang, who had just arrived: "." Listen to this, is this even human speech?
Director Wang, looking deeply distressed, glared at Ji Xizhi first before pretending to be surprised for program effect and asked, "How did you get out?!"
Ji Xizhi: "?"
Still not understanding why Director Wang said that, Ji Xizhi was led away to Zhu Xiu’an’s stall behind by a passing staff mber.
Seeing Ji Xizhi leaving the crowd, Director Wang turned back with a smile to Le Qiqi, Fang Zhuyue, and Bai Zhe.
Director Wang: "Due to so unexpected incidents, we announce the winners of this dance ga. Bai Zhe and Fang Zhuyue are tied for first place, and Le Qiqi is third. Now, let’s proceed with our guest to choose stalls to buy salted fish."
As a variety show director, Director Wang definitely has no heart. Nobody expected such a thing to happen, but of course, Director Wang prioritized the program’s filming. He urgently mitigated the risk of Ji Xizhi exposing the stalls, continuing the accidental developnts.
This was a pivotal mont for the show’s rising live stream popularity, he couldn’t possibly miss it!
As for Bai Zhe’s unforeseen mishap, he checked the live broadcast footage imdiately after the incident.
The footage didn’t capture much; just a tear in the crotch area with underwear visible underneath. The impact wasn’t significant, but as an idol, Bai Zhe might have felt a bit ntally stuck.
Director Wang sympathetically allowed Bai Zhe to return to the hut to change clothes first.
The remaining guests waited in place. Once Bai Zhe switched pants (adjusted his state), Director Wang proceeded to let everyone purchase salted fish.
Fang Zhuyue was initially tied for first with Bai Zhe, but considering Bai Zhe’s special situation, Fang Zhuyue generously conceded first to him.
Thus, the order for purchasing salted fish beca Bai Zhe, then Fang Zhuyue, and finally Le Qiqi.
Bai Zhe changed into new pants, though he felt uneasy. Nonetheless, he resolved that since he put in so much effort for Ji Xizhi, he had to buy Ji Xizhi’s salted fish to boost his favorability with her!
With the notion of "first co, first served," coupled with Director Wang’s comnt to Ji Xizhi, he naturally assud Ji Xizhi had slipped out from the stalls to watch the dance, without a second thought.
Bai Zhe boldly placed all one hundred bucks at Zhu Xiu’an’s stall.
Following him, Fang Zhuyue purchased from the remaining stalls, deciding not to spend the remaining money.
When it was Le Qiqi’s turn, the salted fish at Zhu Xiu’an’s stall was already sold out. With no other option, she could only invest the hundred bucks in her cousin-in-law Sheng Yaoyao.
Le Qiqi looked around.
Aside from Zhu Xiu’an’s stall, only four other stalls remained. The fish tasting and acting coaching stalls were imdiately ruled out—Sheng Yaoyao couldn’t manage those. With Guan Fengyan being an acting veteran, she likely wouldn’t have asked for that either.
That left the bizarre salted fish surrounded by green leaves and a Fish God Temple.
Le Qiqi: "What’s the Fish God Temple stall? Why is there no fish?"
Director Wang didn’t blink and replied, "It’s a wishing stall; getting any fish depends entirely on luck!"
Le Qiqi took note, glancing back at the salted fish staring wide-eyed among the leaves decisively, "Still, I’d prefer the Fish God Temple! Those green leaves are too ridiculous; my cousin-in-law wouldn’t do sothing foolish like that! I’m investing all in the Fish God Temple!"
Sheng Yaoyao was speechless again: "..." She wanted to be angry but couldn’t!
[My Yao Bao is too pitiful, wanting to be mad and yet wanting to laugh. She genuinely cares for you with her whole heart. If you don’t ntion it... I’m laughing to death here!]
[This blind guess hit the mark right on! Happiness lies in contentnt, a big high score!]
[It’s evident, there’s not a drop of familial affection but luck is off the charts!]
Having finished making their choices, the last one was You Yingng.
You Yingng experienced unexpected developnts during her first variety show recording, leaving her a bit bewildered. All she could think about were her agent’s reminders, adhering to the water principle, splitting her hundred bucks into thirds to buy from Guan Fengyan, Zhong Yulu, and Sheng Yaoyao’s stalls, with the remaining ten investing in the Fish God Temple.
Once all the guests finished spending.
It was ti for face-to-face etings.
Having worked so hard for "Ji Xizhi" and invested all his money, Bai Zhe waited outside Zhu Xiu’an’s stall, speaking gently, "I got first place! If possible, I hope to receive your legal guidance next. I’ve gathered so questions I want to ask you."
Bai Zhe spoke directly to the stall.
Soon, from behind the stall, soone bent over appeared. The person hunched over, concealing their face.
Bai Zhe could only see what seed to be short hair?
Before Bai Zhe could fathom when Ji Xizhi cut her hair, he heard a male voice, stifling laughter with pride:
"Haha~ Sure, legal guidance is no problem. I’ve studied hard like a scholar. With your efforts, I’ll handle all your future legal knowledge learning!"
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