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Chapter 269 - 50 Viewer Andy
Tang Bingyao quietly watched Su Xue joking around with her viewers on stream. She spectated as Lin Feng complained about how life was unfair and that he should be the one practicing together with her, only to be shut down by Su Xue. They’re always like this. It’s just like… it’s just like on stream. This is always what they do when I watch them. And now I’m a part of it! She smiled and made a fist. I’m going to show Su Xue how good I am! Mhm! I’m going to play my best ga! Maybe she’ll invite again then!
And the viewers… Tang Bingyao glanced at the cara, briefly. Short enough that no one really noticed it. Then she quickly looked down at her hands again. She wasn’t feeling comfortable in front of the cara. There was sothing invasive about it that sent a creeping feeling up her spine. Thousands of people were watching her. She gritted her teeth and forced herself to look up. I can do this! I’m going to carry! Mm-hm! I won’t embarrass myself! I’ma win!
Lin Feng was just told off by Su Xue again, when he noticed Tang Bingyao hadn’t said anything in a bit. He looked at her, noticed the difficult expression on her face, and grinned. He moved over to her and said, “Hey, Tang Tang! Having a bit of a headache from last night? I totally understand! No worries, you can go nap a bit more in my bed! I’ll play a few gas in your stead!”
Tang Bingyao didn’t get the chance to respond. Su Xue smacked Lin Feng on the top of his head and shouted, “Enough! I’m playing with Tang Tang! Go and get so water! And add so lemon to it!”
“Mhm! I have no headache! I’m fine!” Tang Bingyao said, nodding. She then turned to look at Su Xue and continued, “Let’s play!”
Su Xue smiled victoriously and said, “That’s what I wanted to hear!” She clicked on the play button and the two girls went into the duo ranked queue.
It didn’t take long for the queue to pop. Su Xue and Tang Bingyao moved into Champion Select, where they called their roles and then locked in their Champions. As agreed upon before, Su Xue was playing Support. She wasn’t great at the role yet, though she’d dabbled a bit with it lately, but was confident that her Nami could impress Tang Bingyao. Another reason for her choice of Support was because Nami had great synergy with Draven, which was the Champion Tang Bingyao was playing, due to her strong crowd control and healing skills.
Lin Feng was forced to watch Su Xue and Tang Bingyao lock in their Champions. Why does Tang Tang look so serious…? And she’s playing Draven! That’s her best Champion by far… He scratched the back of his head and said, “Your opponents are going to be in for a rough ti. Tang Tang’s Draven is really good! I almost feel bad for them!”
Su Xue glanced at Lin Feng and replied, “You don’t feel bad for them. That’d require you to have so level of EQ.” Then she turned back to look at her monitor which was showing League of Legends’ loading screen. “Let’s see, who are we up against... That looks like a Lucian ad-carry. Huh?” She moved her mouse over Lucian’s summoner na. “Douyu TV Heartless? That sounds like a strear na. Anyone know them? Is it a strear?”
「Wowaaa! I just looked him up! He is a strear!」
「lawl, he looks like a nerd.... A dman ugly one! Hahahhahaha」
「CRUSH HIM XUE XUE! SHOW HIM WHO DA BEST STREAR IS!!!!!!!」
「rough him up, hehe. This gunnnaa be fuuun!!!」
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Online streaming services had grown exponentially in the previous several years. New companies popped up every day, looking to grab a piece of the pie. Huya TV, the platform on which Su Xue stread, was one of the more popular ones. Then there were a large number of smaller streaming services. Douyu TV was one of those. It only had a fraction of the viewers that Huya TV pulled in every day and only the top few strears on these smaller platforms made any kind of revenue.
There were three tested thods to wade through the swamps of grassroots strears and make it to prominence. The first of the three thods was through pure skill. It didn’t particularly matter which ga the strear excelled at, just that they were among the very best. This was far from easy. For a ga like League of Legends, it ant that the strear had to be at least at the Master rank, preferably even higher.
Another thod was to be an entertainer. The strear didn’t need to worry about their gaplay, because it wouldn’t carry them to more viewers anyway. They were looking for the people out there who wanted to have a laugh, joke around, and be entertained. It was an incredibly difficult feat to be entertaining and it required no small amount of talent and hard work. In this sense, the first and second option were similar.
There was a third option, though there were many people who looked down on this thod. They would claim it wasn’t really “streaming”. Not for the websites these “strears” were on, anyway. The strears who made it big through this option did so purely based on their looks. They smudged their faces with half a dozen layers of makeup and flexed their muscles or showed off their impressive cleavages.
And Heartless hated everyone who used any of these options to get a following! He believed he was the most talented League of Legends player and that the jokes he made were absolutely hilarious! And that as such he was the best of the first and the second option! Yet the people weren’t coming to his stream to watch his gaplay or his entertainnt. Horny idiots! He browsed through Douyu TV, which was the platform he stread on. All the top streams are these stupid thots! With their makeup on and their fake ass b.o.o.b.s!
Heartless was a grassroots strear. He’d been playing League of Legends for quite a while and reached Diamond 4, sothing he took great pride in. After doing so research, he decided to stream. And Douyu TV was the right platform for him. But it didn’t go quite as he expected. People didn’t flood his stream. He rarely ever had more than 30 viewers, with his record sitting at a asly 89. Horny kids watching thots because they can’t get a girl themselves!
It surprised absolutely no one that Heartless found it impossible to gain any kind of traction on Douyu TV, though he was blind to it himself. His skills at League of Legends were second rate, his entertainnt value was sub zero, and he looked like a holess person. The sole reason people stuck around in his stream was to make fun of him. They told him that he cut his hair himself with a mirror and scissors and that he could maybe get so more viewers if he hid himself behind three layers of filters. And his reaction to those ssages was absolutely hilarious to the viewers. He’d blow his top, screaming at his viewers and banning them.
Heartless sat in his dorm room, hunched forward behind his computer. There was a cara pointed at his face at just the wrong angle, showing off every ugly feature of his already not very pleasing face. But he liked this angle of his face. He glanced at his second screen where he had the Douyu TV page open and grinned. Looking sharp again today! I’m feeling lucky! Today I’m going to hit 100 viewers! He suddenly frowned, annoyed. F.u.c.k.i.n.g trash stealing all my viewers! If I had b.o.o.b.s, I didn’t need to work this hard! Douyu would put on their frontpage in a heartbeat! They’d probably pay for it too! It’s so unfair! But… He glanced at himself in the cara feed again. Looking sharp today!
Alright! Ti to hype the viewers up a bit! Heartless smiled, showing off his crooked teeth, and announced, “This is it, guys! Today’s the day! I’m going to hit Diamond 3 and get 100 viewers!”
「Ha. Dream on..」
「kek」
Heartless frowned and complained, “You guys should really be a little more optimistic! I swear, if I was one of those ugly thots, you’d all be falling over ! All I’m asking is so activity! Is that so much asked?” It was his go-to move. Complain. Whine. Bitch. And it was also the biggest reason he lost the few viewers he gained every stream. After this latest outburst, just one of many, there were another five people who left his stream for good. That was nearly half of the people watching him.
“Really? Leaving because I say the truth? Go watch their f.u.c.k.i.n.g shit streams! Good riddance!” Heartless yelled, frustrated. They know I’m saying the truth! It just hurts their fragile egos! F.u.c.k.i.n.g simps! He’d never stopped to think that maybe the problem wasn’t sothing or soone else. That maybe he was the problem. But he lacked the common sense to consider that.
Heartless was a coward at his core. He had no problem badmouthing absolutely everything and everyone on his stream. His favourite victims were popular strears, especially those he considered thots or e-girls, and the Douyu TV administrators. None of these people would ever tune in on his stream anyway. But the mont he got the opportunity to talk with an admin, he fell at their feet and kissed their toes. It was even more ridiculous the few tis he showed his face in a QQ group chat from one of the famous strears. He was without a doubt the biggest asskisser out there. But I only do that to steal their viewers! And if I get an admin to like , I might get a slot on the frontpage! That’d really see my stream get big. But those f.u.c.k.i.n.g thots just keep hogging up all the top spots!
Two months of hard work. Heartless tried everything he could think of. But when he looked at the number of viewers, he couldn’t help but feel disappointed. He wasn’t anywhere near as popular as he felt he should be. I swear! All I need is a feature on the frontpage and I’ll take off! My stream is really good. I just need people to see it— Huh? He looked at his streamchat. There were more people there than before. In fact, he couldn’t rember ever having seen his chat move so quickly! What’s going on?
「GONNA GET REKT< MAAAATE」
「goodluck bud, ya gonna need it!!!」
「strear vs. strear!!!! SO EXCITIINGGGG!!!!!
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