Chapter 101: Chapter 100: You Did It on Purpose
Puzzled, he turned around and saw a woman in a security guard uniform behind him, shining a tactical flashlight on him.
The flashlight’s beam landed on Fang Chenyi’s handso face, and the female security guard was instantly srized.
"Hey, can you please lower the flashlight? It’s blinding."
Fang Chenyi had forgotten all about that—there were security patrols here at night.
’But looking at this lone female security guard,’ Fang Chenyi thought, a little speechless, ’a single woman on patrol... If she actually ran into a bad guy, she’d probably beco a victim herself.’
"Oh. Oh, uh, what are you doing? Are you a resident here?"
Perhaps it was because Fang Chenyi was just so handso—as handso as one of Youzi’s own readers, in fact—that the female security guard’s voice beca incredibly gentle without her even realizing it.
Hoisting the woven bag in his hand, Fang Chenyi said with a helpless tone:
"I’m a resident. I’d just finished dinner and had nothing to do, so I figured I’d make a contribution to the cause of environntal protection."
Seeing the handso man lift his woven bag, the female guard finally rembered why she had stopped him in the first place. ’Carrying a huge woven bag in the middle of the night... who could tell if he was a bad guy or not!’
’But looking at his handso features,’ the female guard told herself, ’there was no way a bad guy could be *that* handso!’
"Hehe, you’re really passionate about protecting the environnt, sir. If everyone were like you, our world would be a much more beautiful place."
Uh...
Fang Chenyi hadn’t expected the security guard to be so understanding; it truly caught him by surprise. Little did he know, there was a reason for her attitude. If it had been anyone else, she would have likely called for backup and had them thrown out.
"Haha, it’s nothing, really. Protecting the environnt is everyone’s responsibility. You don’t need to worry about others, just start with yourself. Anyway, if that’s all, I’ll get back to... consolidating and recycling old resources."
"Wait, sir, hold on a mont. Since you’re so passionate about the environnt, I actually have a lot of scrap in my security office. How about you co with
to get it? That way I can also... devote my body to the cause—er, no, not devote my body, I an, devote myself! Put myself into it. Right, that way I can also put myself into it and do sothing."
Although he couldn’t make out her face, her large, brawny silhouette gave Fang Chenyi a fright. Tossing out a quick, "I’ll definitely stop by when I have ti," he spun around, hopped on the bicycle he had just salvaged, and made a run for it.
He pedaled away furiously, so hard that the chain ca off.
He glanced back, and hearing no sound from the female security guard, Fang Chenyi finally let out a long sigh of relief.
"Phew... that was a close one!"
Patting his chest in lingering fear, he casually used his trash grabber to toss the bike with the broken chain into his woven bag.
[Ding! The host has collected one dilapidated bicycle, triggering a special system reward. Reward: one Forever-brand 24k pure gold 28-inch bicycle. The reward has been placed next to the trash can up ahead. Please retrieve it yourself.]
Hearing the sudden voice in his head, Fang Chenyi stumbled and nearly tripped over his own feet.
’Holy shit, a 28-inch bicycle? A fucking 24k pure gold one? What the hell is with this system and its weird fetishes?! A walking tractor with a fighter jet engine! A Wuling van with a Bugatti engine! And now it’s a pure gold 28-inch bicycle??’
Muttering to himself, he hurried over to the nearby trash can. Sure enough, leaning against it was a 28-inch bicycle, shimring with a golden glint in the moonlight.
Sizing up this 28-inch bicycle, the kind he often rode as a child (by sticking his leg through the fra), Fang Chenyi felt a wave of nostalgia.
With a resigned shake of his head, he hopped on the solid gold bicycle and resud his sweep of the neighborhood’s trash cans.
A little over half an hour later, Fang Chenyi had finally swept through every last trash can in the entire residential complex.
When he returned to the villa, only Su Tantan was in the living room watching TV. Bai nghan had gone to the study to read.
Seeing Fang Chenyi return, Su Tantan yawned and looked over at him. "Hey handso, your girl nghan is in the study. I’m just watching TV out here, not in your way, am I?"
He gave a resigned nod, said he understood, and then headed for the study.
He read with Bai nghan for a while, and then the two of them returned to the bedroom. Three rounds of intense battle ensued, and soon it was the early hours of the morning.
Looking at Bai nghan sleeping soundly in his arms, Fang Chenyi’s lips curved into a small smile. He gently kissed her on the forehead and then, content, fell asleep as well.
The night passed uneventfully. Early the next morning, after finishing an exquisite breakfast delivered by Char’s team, Fang Chenyi and Bai nghan left the villa complex. He drove his Lamborghini Urus, and she followed in her pink Lamborghini supercar.
They drove out of the complex and headed for the outer ring road. He had to admit, Bai nghan was truly a gifted woman; watching her skillful driving, even Fang Chenyi felt outmatched.
With Fang Chenyi leading the way in his Lamborghini Urus, the two cars soon left the city behind and arrived on the country roads.
As the road surface grew rougher, the Urus handled it without a problem, but Bai nghan’s supercar began to struggle. Thankfully, she was a superb driver and skillfully navigated around the many difficult patches.
Finally, after driving for nearly an hour and a half, Fang Chenyi slowly pulled his car over to the side of the road.
Seeing this, Bai nghan also opened her car door and got out. She walked over to Fang Chenyi and scanned the surrounding farmhouses with a puzzled look before asking:
"Chenyi, where are we? What did we co here to do?"
Looking at Bai nghan’s adorable, confused expression, Fang Chenyi playfully booped her on the nose. "Hehe, we’re in the mountains. We’re here to sell you, of course."
She shot Fang Chenyi a playful glare. "You’re never serious. Hmph, fine then. Go ahead and sell , if you have the heart."
He gave Bai nghan a quick smooch on the lips.
"Hehe, how could I ever have the heart? If I sold my amazing girlfriend, where would I ever find another one? See? This is my ho."
Pointing to a large stone by the side of the road engraved with the words "South Village," Fang Chenyi said with a great deal of emotion.
"Huh??? This is your ho?? Oh my gosh! How could you do this!"
As soon as she heard this, the intelligent Bai nghan naturally figured it out. Looking at the small village in front of them, she stomped her foot in frustration and began to complain:
"Why didn’t you tell
we were coming to your ho? This is my first ti visiting your family, and I’m completely empty-handed! Your parents are going to think I’m so impolite. You’re the worst! No, we have to turn back. I rember a town we passed on the way here. Let’s go buy so gifts first!"
[To be continued...]
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