Returning Transcendent Opens an Idol Agency Chapter 302: – A Very Merry Christmas Stream… attempt

[growlingreproduce] Holy crap! It's Claud Rife and Sefirot!

[tactfulglobe] Is that... Are those two cosplaying the SCARS task force from Neighboring Malice?

[second_owner] Since when are Counter Guardians in Tokyo?

Titor chuckled and said, "It's incredible, isn't it? What you see before you is the culmination of one man's desire to give his family the best Christmas possible."

Amadeus leaned into the cara fra and said, "That and this chuuni bastard's perfectionism in creating props."

"John asked , and it's good practice." He paused and said, "That reminds . I need to make a Christmas event in World Line at so point. Maybe with a divine resurrection crystal-"

"John will smack you for that."

"It might be worth it for the s though..."

[chillyobserver] Titor's still a troll after all lol

[complexhoney] So Titor's the M here. Got it.

[heinekenmath] He has a hot tsundere waifu, so obv he's an M

"Anyway... Who should we wish a rry Christmas to first? Any ideas, Mister Yudi?"

Yudi stood in the center of the fra and stroked his beard, his long robe billowing around him.

[projecttrapped] Confucius say, interview the girls!

[highlyhuman] I wanna talk to those hunky cosplayers! Gogogo!

[flairheadws] Forget the girls, go talk to those hunks standing by the cookies!

Yudi glanced off the side, as if reading sothing only he could see. And then he chuckled. "The mortals in this realm are amused by such trifling things."

Amadeus sighed and said, "Don't remind . The internet is a weird place."

"Hey!" Titor spoke up and said, "I resemble that statent!"

"It's resent, idiot."

"I know what I said!"

"..." Amadeus shook her head and looked at Yudi. "You wanted to record the celebration, right?" She looked over towards the tree and said, "John's recording the gift opening, so how about we see what the others are up to? And we can start with..." She glanced around and pointed at the corner of the room where Maji, Saji, and Kiri were in Santa outfits and making a pyramid of stuffed animals. "That seems interesting, right?"

[dovenetwork] I didn't know Santa was in a gang.

[elentarypresents] Yo! Look at the tats on that guy!

[shroudsdeadbeat] Did those three decided to live the Life of the House Husband?

Titor huffed and said, "My screenti, my show! ...Though I guess that those guys are pretty funny... Alright! This Emperor shall depart to the battlefield!"

Yudi gave Titor a sharp stare. "Emperor? Is this Regal Self being mocked by you?"

"Ahaha... J-Just kidding, Gramps."

"...Gramps?"

Titor cleared his throat and quickly started walking over to the trio. His hand ca into the cara fra as he waved, and he said, "rry Christmas you guys! How've you been enjoying the party?"

"Hm?" Maji turned first, setting down the stuffed blue dragon he was holding. He glanced at the cara and then burst out laughing. "I thought Boss was fearless, but you've got so balls running around recording this party."

Kiri carefully adjusted a black turtle plushie before looking at Titor as well, frowning. "Are you dragging in Boss's family for entertainnt?"

Saji cracked his knuckles and then rolled his neck. After that, he stared at the cara and said, "You might be Boss's 'brother', but I don't think he'd mind if we taught you a lesson or two. Right Bro?"

Maji nodded and reached up to the top of his Santa outfit. "Yeah. And kids these days love watching so beatdowns, right?"

[adventwholesale] John confird yakuza boss?

[stickside] The road to winning Alphy's hand is long...

[slatebreakdown] These guys are the entry level thugs? We're screwed!

Before the situation got any worse, Amadeus walked into fra and smacked Titor's head.

"Ow! What was that for!"

"For sucking at being discreet. Figure out a better way to hide that cara, idiot."

"Tch. Fine."

Hands went up to cover the cara fra and it went dark.

In the anwhile, Amadeus's voice echoed. "Sorry to bother you guys."

Maji's voice echoed and he said, "Hey, don't apologize to us. Apologize to the Boss."

Kiri's voice echoed after that. "Right- Hm? Boss?"

The cara feed ca back on, showing Titor's face. It seed like he was still holding it in his hands, trying to adjust sothing. And as a result, there was a clear view of the panicked expression on his face.

"H-Hey! You guys are kidding, right-"

A flicker of gold from behind Titor. One second, nothing was there. And then the next second, John's face ca into view, surrounded by nacing symbols.

"Yo."

"@##$! Gah! Both you and Titor are insufferable! I hate you!" After saying that, Amadeus stord off. As she did, her distant voice echoed and she said, "I'm going to help Yue open Aurie's presents! Screw you guys!"

Maji's laughter echoed and he said, "Looks like your lady got fed up with you, Titor."

"h. She'll calm down in a bit."

John facepald and muttered, "Is this what I would have been like if I never gave up the internet? God, I need to keep a better track of what ggie's watching then..."

[everyonesecondary] John's actually a responsible parent?

[partmischief] ggie?

[eminentcrochet] Show us the fam, John! Give a house tour!

John shook his head and then looked off to the side. "Hey, Dad. I'm not sure what that guy said to you, but do you want to hold onto this for ?" He glanced at the cara and then said, "...Yeah. It should be fine. A bit unexpected, but the proper filters are on and we're overdue an intro stream for everyone."

The screen blurred, followed by so rustling. After that, Yudi's face ca into view. "Giving this Regal Self authority over these degenerate mortals..." He looked over at John and said, "Are you certain?"

"Yeah. They're easily entertained, so just give so life counseling and check in on the girls. After that, ask Betty to turn off the stream and you can record so family mories with it."

[moronicmile] I take offense to that!

[riskpecans] Yeah! We are not easily entertained!

[blackeningmad] I dunno. I'm 100% a degenerate.

[tripmuch] Hold on. John said Dad...

[versedelephant] Yudi... Is this Yue's father?

[systempeacock] Holy crap! How old is Yue then?

[fabuloushyena] There's no way that this old man has that much ga!

"Very well." Yudi nodded and then pointed the cara back at him. "Worry not, Mortals. This Regal Self- No, the Jade Emperor shall properly instruct you upon proper morals." After saying that, he started walking off.

In the background, John's voice echoed. "So. You wanted screenti that badly, huh?"

"H-Hey now. We can talk about this, John."

"You were already going to get a lot of attention because World Line is launching soon, but you couldn't wait. You just had to go and turn all of this into 'content'..."

Maji cackled and said, "Ooh. Are we gonna teach him a lesson, Boss?"

"Oh yeah. And I know exactly how."

Titor laughed and said, "What are you gonna do, huh? Pain is nothing to !"

"Yep. But you're a weeb. And I know exactly how to torture a weeb."

"Oh yeah? What are you gonna do to ?"

"Yo Maji. You've got hookups in the Ani industry, right? Think you could get your hand on so English dubs?"

"What?!" Titor's panicked voice echoed. "No! You can't do that!"

"Watch . Or rather... Watch it."

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[bedseagull] Oh god.

[machineowl] English dubbed Ani? The torture!

[actsheep] I don't get it. Are the overseas bro that bad at dubbing Ani?

[frenchraven] Titor should have thought it through first...

[parsnipswasp] Yeah. Japan isn't Arica. Cruel and unusual punishnt is fine.

[bountifulhornbill] I doubt that. Japan should have laws stopping it, right?

[trappedpochard] Yay! We get to chill with the Chuuni gramps!

[novelhinds] Well, this stream is different.

[malletalligator] Let's go, Grandpa!

Yudi chuckled and then looked back at the cara. "Our Son-in-law appears to have that settled. We did not think that Titor would walk so easily into the trap, but it would seem that he lacks the wisdom our Son-in-law earned throughout the years. But now..." He stroked his beard and said, "It appears that the idols you mortals worship at my Son-in-law's behest are free. Let us make a proper introduction... rry Christmas!"