John sat on his hotel bed and scrolled through Readit on his phone, chuckling at the posts. "It seems like ggie's gotten famous."
Posts were all over the internet about a cute girl demolishing a mountain of food. And there were pictures of ggie chowing down as well. Even a few short clips of her tearing into a giant chunk of at before chugging down a glass of water.
In fact, she was so popular that so posts made it to r/all, the main page of Readit.
Of course, John was popular as well. Unlike his daughter, he had been classier in eating his food and expertly dismantled it.
But John was already famous, so people didn't care about him that much.
Instead, they focused on the mystery girl with him.
So people thought it was Yue, but she looked too young.
Other people thought it was Yue's younger sister... sothing that would probably make Yue happy considering it ant she still looked young, and sothing that would probably make a few other won upset considering she definitely wasn't that young.
And there were so people calling John a creep for hanging around a teenaged cutie like that... but he had been called worse, so it didn't matter. Not to ntion the fact that whatever the case, the mystery girl was clearly related to John in so way because of how similar she looked to Yue.
All together though, John thought it was pretty funny how famous his daughter got. And speaking of his daughter...
ggie let out a moan and curled up on her bed, clutching her belly.
John turned to look at her and said, "I told you so."
ggie burped and then winced in pain. "Shut up, Da- Grk."
John set his phone down and then turned around to look at his daughter.
After finishing all her food, she had let out a triumphant victory sign and laughed.
John warned her that she'd regret eating so much food so fast though, and she didn't believe him.
And then about ten minutes later, she started crying and begged John to take her back to the hotel while clutching her belly.
John sighed and walked over to ggie, patting her forehead. "Your body is used to digesting pure foods, ggie. It can handle these types of foods too, but it isn't used to digesting so much junk so quickly, you know?"
ggie moaned again and then rolled over on her back. With teary eyes, she held up her hands and said, "Help to the bathroom, Daddy."
John shook his head and then lifted ggie up in a princess carry. Walking over to the bathroom, he said, "What would your mom think if she saw you like this, ggie?"
"Don't care. It huuurts... Grk." ggie burped and then teared up.
"...Are you sure you don't want to help you-"
"No! I'll... I'm a big girl. I'll... push through this..." To emphasize that fact, she hopped out of John's arms... and then instantly doubled over, almost slamming her head into the wall.
John caught her before she could and then chuckled. "Yes, yes. You're a big girl now."
"I hate you." ggie grumbled and then staggered over to the bathroom before doubling over in front of the toilet and vomiting.
John winced at the chunks floating in the water and said, "Remind never to give you any alcohol."
If she was like this after just food and an upset stomach, John didn't want to imagine how she'd be after a hangover.
...Well, he could imagine it. Just like those typical teenaged girls in the movies, plus more crying and gagging. Except that ggie was a walking weapon of mass destruction with her abilities, so that'd be bad.
ggie wiped her mouth before panting over the toilet. She leaned back and flushed it before looking at John. "If it's anything like this, I don't want any! Uu..." ggie moaned and hugged herself. "Why is the food in the world like this? It tasted so good, but it hurts so much..."
John sat next to ggie and patted her head. "You'll be fine, ggie."
ggie buried her head against John's chest and said, "It doesn't feel like it. It hurts..."
"Well..." John pulled ggie into a hug and said, "That's what you get for eating so fast. The laws of physics are a thing here, you know? Sa with conservation of mass and energy. An ordinary young girl would have died a long ti ago from trying to eat all of that, you know?"
"Physics or whatever is stupid. I used to be able to eat literal mountains of food. Why can't I do that here?"
John massaged ggie's back and said, "Like I said, this world's food has a lot of junk in it. If you want a proper al using that stuff, you need soone like cooking it, you know?"
"It's not fair. Sothing that good should be good for you."
John laughed. "You'd think so, huh?"
ggie punched John's ribs... Well, more like she lightly tapped John's ribs. After she did that, she said, "Stop laughing and just make feel better already. Daddy's such a anie..."
John chuckled and said, "Fine, fine." He rubbed her back and then sent a thread of spiritual energy to help her body digest the food.
It was already mostly assimilated into spiritual energy since her body had switched over to ripping through the food, but a little help managed to finish the job.
After that, ggie let out a relieved sigh. "...Thanks, Dad."
"What, no Daddy anymore?"
ggie's face turned red and she stood up. "T-That was because- w-whoa." She imdiately started wobbling.
John grabbed her and sighed. "Your body's going to take so ti to recover from that, ggie. Seriously, what do you think you are? A Saiyan?"
"I'm not saying anything!"
Oh. Right. That show didn't exist here...
John shook his head and said, "Anyway... Let's get you back to bed." With that, John picked ggie backed up and helped her back to the bedroom.
ggie grumbled and said, "Stupid weird food... I wanted to go play around so more..."
"I told you to be more careful with stuff you eat. Rember the ti you thought a magic stone was a piece of candy?"
"That wasn't my fault!" ggie huffed and said, "Besides, I can usually eat everything. It's this stupid world that's weird, not ."
John set ggie back down on her bed. The mont he did, ggie flopped back down and let out a sigh of relief.
John chuckled at that. But then he frowned, thinking. "You know... that might be my fault."
"Hm?" ggie looked over at John and said, "What do you an, Dad?"
"Well..." John rubbed his chin and said, "Out of your sisters... and except for your new younger sibling, you're the one who inherited the most from physically. It didn't really have much of an effect over in the Three Realms, but since we're here... you might start to be a bit more like a normal girl." He laughed and then said, "You should be careful. It'll be really embarrassing for you to have to toddle around like a balloon since you ate so much."
"Hmph." ggie turned her head and said, "anie."
"Just warning you ahead of ti, ggie."
"...Whatever." She rolled over and bundled herself up in blankets. "I'm going to sleep. My stomach still hurts."
John frowned. "Does it? Hm..."
If John was right about ggie's situation being due to her being a bit more like a normal human, then ordinary solutions should help.
And it was good for her to learn her lesson about actions having consequences without relying on magic or supernatural powers to fix them.
So...
"Did you want so ice cream then? That should help-"
"Yes!" ggie shot up and nodded. "I want so-! Grk." She clutched at her stomach and started tearing up. "...Stupid food..."
John laughed and said, "Rest tight then. I'll be back in a bit."
"Can't you just make so for , Daddy?" ggie stared at John, her golden eyes glistening with tears. "It really hurts..."
"...Nice try. But no."
"Dammit." ggie huffed and rolled over. "Stupid Dad."
John chuckled and walked out of the room. "I'll put a formation up, so just stay still and relax. Ah. And try to not scroll through Readit if you don't want to cringe."
"Cringe?" ggie frowned and pulled out her phone. "What do you an? What's on- Wait. That's... That's ? Why is that !? Why are there pictures?! WHY ARE THERE A MILLION LIKES?!"
"Warned you. But see you soon, ggie. Love you."
"Uuuuuuu..." ggie buried herself in her blankets and muttered, "Just kill ."
John laughed and then left the room. After putting up so protective formations like he said he would, he looked around and muttered, "Now... where's the closest place to grab so ice cream? If I rember right, there should be a konbini nearby..."
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