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[failurefox] Run, Aoko-chan! Hana wants your torch!
[TieHen] Tags: Monsters, guro, incest, humiliation
[motherduck] Oi! Keep it PG!
[responsiblerabbit] Where are all the mods these days?
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[Poppy Gloria ] Good luck on your stream, girls! Kill 'em dead!
[supportingskunk] Our most reliable news source!
[nosylion] @Poppy Gloria Any news on John and Titor yet?
[timidtarantula] I think Hana's definitely going to be killing sothing...
[mouseymouse] Everyone looks so cute!
[naivenugget] *Is this server public?*
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[GoldenOrca] So. Bets still up for Queen dying? And bingo still on?
[StraightGarbage] Obviously.
[Alfis_Knight] I would hope that you would respect your oshi more...
[Hana's_BigBro] Hana, no! Let her take the hits for you first!
[fishytuna] :sweat:
[uglyumpire] *This stream is going to be a hot ss... I can't wait!*
Waiting for Hana Homura Ch.
[excitedeagle] Let's go!
[GoldenOrca] 10K Queen dies when she logs in.
[StraightGarbage] Hah! I'll take those odds. 20K she doesn't and dies after finding diamond.
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*BOOM!*
"Oh god why!? I just logged in!"
[StraightGarbage - 20K yen] Dammit Queen! You're supposed to die later!
[openoctopus] www
[eagerbeaver] *LOL. I can tell how this is going to go.*
[nightfox] Sasuga, strongest imouto. Willing the thumbnail into existence.
[purpledinosaur] Where did they even spawn? This isn't a new world, right?
[yellowgiraffe] RIP Aoko-chan.
Hana's laughter echoed and then she said, "Aneue! I haven't even started the transition screen yet! How'd you die?!"
Alfi giggled and said, "Aoko-chan! You're supposed to run away from the Creep, not towards it!"
"What button is run?!"
"It's ctrl, Aoko-chan."
"Why the heck do I have to press four buttons to run?! What kind of ga is this?"
"No, Aneue. Onee-chan ans the control button!"
"Then why the hell didn't she say control?!"
"Huh? It's called control?"
Hana let out a deep sigh. "...Try not to die again, Aneue. And help keep her alive, Onee-chan."
"Will do, Hana!"
[suspicioussnake] This is going just like how I thought it would.
[trollfrog] Good luck, Alfi!
[jumpyturtle] So... Aoko's bad at gas, huh?
[GoldenOrca] So this is why you've been avoiding ga streams, huh Queen?
Hana laughed. "Don't make fun of Aneue too much, everyone. She might act up again to get attention. My big sis is a bit of a diva, you know?"
"I do not! And I am not!"
[schoolfish] So is this gang up on Aoko day?
[longeel] Where do I sign up?
[horndog] I feel like I've read sothing like this before...
A flurry of orange leaves filled the screen, and then the thumbnail vanished, replaced with a streaming layout.
A copy of the chat floated on the left side of the screen, ssages kept in a fluffy white cloud. The ga window was in the center of the screen, currently on the pause nu. And on the right side of the screen, there was Hana, Aoko, and Alfi in that order. Just like in the thumbnail... except that they weren't chibi.
Hana smiled and waved her hands. "Ohanayo! Thanks for coming, everyone!"
[gratefulgrouse] Thank you for streaming!
[wishingpenguin] Hope the practice is going well!
[FailureFox] *Don't break a leg, Queen! Wait until the concert!*
[GimpedGecko] *Yeah! Then you can break mine!*
Aoko glanced to the side, reading sothing. And then she rolled her eyes and said, "Stop it with your kinks, you bastards. And practice is going great, thank you very much."
Alfi giggled and said, "Don't mind her, everyone. Aoko-chan's just grumpy because she hasn't seen Betty in a while."
"I am not!" Aoko snapped and said, "And I have! For your information, she wanted to show what she was up to and invited for dinner yesterday."
Hana blinked and then looked at Aoko. "But Aneue... Didn't we have dinner together with Onee-chan? When did you have dinner with Eldest Sister?"
"...Okay, maybe it was a midnight snack."
[curiouscat] Oho?
[yummyquail] A midnight snack... With Betty?
[lewdlemur] Is Betty as sweet as she seems to be? ( )
Aoko blushed and said, "Stop that! It's not like that!"
Alfi pulled out a cup from off to the side and took a sip. After that, she nodded and said, "That's right. Aoko-chan is too cool to be Betty's new toy. Betty likes cute things that squeak and break easy so she can fix them up afterwards."
Aoko froze.
Hana blinked.
[Alfis_Knight] A-Alfi-sama?
[killerorca] Wait... what?
[StraightGarbage] Kinky.
Alfi tilted her head. "...Did I say sothing wrong?"
Hana and Aoko looked at each other.
"A-Anyway," Hana said. "We're going to be doing so basic building today."
Aoko quickly nodded and said, "That's right. Deforestation, terraforming, genocide... the usual."
"Aneue!"
"What?" Aoko frowned and said, "You said we're chopping down trees, breaking mountains, and killing everything in sight for resources."
"Yes! But you don't have to put it like that!"
"But it's true, isn't it?"
Alfi nodded. "Papa always told that telling the truth is better than telling a lie. Especially to a crowd of people." She paused and then placed her right index finger on her chin. "Though I think he also said that a tiny white lie might be just as good if it's won and you look handso..."
[disappointingdeer] ...John's not a good father, is he?
[nervoustuna] :sweat:
[sweetsnake] *Hana! Please, don't let John corrupt his new kid!*
[prayingpanda] *Oh rciful heavens above. Let John's new child not be a son.*
Aoko rubbed her face. "Why am I not surprised at that guy's parenting...?"
"Hey!" Hana frowned and said, "Mister John is a great father!" She paused. "I think. I an, Onee-chan and Eldest Sister turned out alright, didn't they?"
"...So. When are we playing the ga, Sis?"
Hana blinked and said, "Oh right! We're playing incraft!"
[happywombat] *I an, I don't mind just chatting.*
[kindzebra] Wait. Aren't Alfi and Aoko in-ga?
[righteousraptor] I'm surprised Queen's still alive.
"Ah!" Alfi smiled and said, "Aoko-chan is alive because I'm defeating all of the monsters for her- Ooh, a glowing sword!"
[devoutturtle] ...Alfi's really a goddess, huh?
[pointypufferfish] *RNG confird Alfi simp.*
[supplesalmon] *You an incraft confird Alfi simp.*
[HVG] *To be fair, who doesn't simp for Alfi?*
Hana laughed. "Onee-chan really is lovable, so I can see that." After saying that, she clicked the button to connect to the server.
Alfi blushed and said, "I-I'm not that lovable, Hana... Am I?"
[Alfis_Knight] YOU ARE!
[Alfis_OldChair] I'll love you even through ten thousand lifetis!
[Alfis_Servant] *I don't care if Alfi's a robot and immortal! I'll fall in love again each ti I get reborn!*
[SensibleSquirrel] *Whoa there. Calm down.*
[MisterVeggieTales] *I bow to no one except my God and my king!*
[Hana_Fan1] ...Alfi's fans are weird.
[OhanaDayoNe] Mmhm...
[Hana_Bro_101] It's good to know that there's always soone weirder out there.
[StraightGarbage] Hah. They're calling us weird.
[GoldenOrca] Are we not?
[AccomplishedArse] We might be weirdos, but we're *rich* weirdos.
[StraightGarbage] Says you. I'm busting my @$$ off here to pay Queen tribute.
"Gah." Aoko flinched and placed her hand over her heart. "How and why do you keep doing that?!"
"Hm?" Alfi turned to look at Aoko and said, "Doing what, Aoko-chan?" She tilted her head and said, "Did I say sothing wrong again?"
"Aaargh..." Aoko blushed and pointedly looked away from Alfi. "It must be in the genes. That bastard's flirting has gotta be genetic."
Alfi blinked.
Hana coughed and said, "Right. So incraft!"
[Hanas_BigBro] Nice segue, Hana!
[BetaXAoko4Eva] *No! But my ship!*
[Kiiro-chi] So Aoko confird Bi. Got it. Now to update my doujins...
[luckymouse] *gasp* Kiiro-chi?!
[hornysnake] @Kiiro-chi When are you releasing your compilation of the Aoko Dom series?
[Kiiro-chi] @hornysnake I'll be busy soon, so maybe next year.
Hana's ga finally finished connecting to the server. A soft *plop* echoed as her character spawned in. And then.
"E-Eh?! What happened here?!"
It was night ti in the server. Despite that, it wasn't dark at all. And the reason for that...
A birch forest in the distance, blazing with fresh flas.
A grassy plain covered in fire with sheep and cows dying left and right, leaving behind cooked at.
Random gouges in the ground, and Aoko's character standing in a trench with a stone shovel in hand.
And then there was Alfi's character in the background, setting off a ring of fire with a flint and steel.
[GoldenOrca] Dammit. Who had Alfi setting fire to the world?
[StraightGarbage] Hah! I told you! Cough up that 10K!
[MiserableMouse] Bingo! @GoldenOrca You owe mbership when they open!
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