Chapter 783: Chapter 772: Embarrassnt
“You’re from the Sunan Military Region too?” Brother Wang’s face changed subtly, and he carefully recalled everyone he knew from the Sunan Military Region. There wasn’t anyone like the person before him, and this guy didn’t look like a soldier at all. So, without waiting for Song Ergou to speak, he continued, “You’re not from the Sunan Military Region. I’ve never seen you!”
“Ha, ha, whether I am or not, it’s not up to
to say.” Song Ergou now wore a suprely confident expression, the kind that scread wolf in sheep’s clothing. This made Song Yun feel entirely helpless. Was his old man really into playing such tricks? Just a colonel, was there really a need to play the pig to eat the tiger? Couldn’t he just overpower the opponent and leave?
“Do you have an ID?” Brother Wang asked.
“I actually do have that,” Song Ergou said with a laugh. “Are you sure you want to take a look?”
“What’s there to be afraid of? You’re not faking it, are you? I’m telling you, impersonating a military officer is very serious!” Brother Wang said.
Song Ergou reached into his chest with an overly flirty motion, looking smug, but after rifling around for a while, he ended up with nothing. The look on Song Ergou’s face slowly turned awkward.
“Damn, did I forget to bring it?” After patting down all his pockets and coming up empty, Song Ergou looked at Brother Wang with embarrassnt and said, “This… I might have left in a hurry today and forgot to bring it. Please be understanding, I am a lieutenant general from the Sunan Military Region, I swear I’m not lying!”
“Lieutenant General?” Brother Wang’s face didn’t show the panic, flattery, or surprise that Song Ergou had expected. His expression seed like he wanted to laugh, but was afraid that laughing would appear tasteless.
“There are so few lieutenant generals in the Sunan Military Region that I can count them on one hand. And you’re telling
you’re one of them? In that case, I must be the commander of the Sunan Military Region!” Brother Wang finally couldn’t help but laugh.
Song Ergou, with a deadpan expression, said, “Why don’t people trust each other these days? If I say I am, then I am!! If you don’t believe it, there’s nothing I can do.”
“Hmph, you’ve wasted at least three minutes of my ti!” Brother Wang complained. “Once we’re inside the military area, I’ll make sure you properly compensate .”
“Compensate your sister!” The mont Song Yun blurted this out, Brother Wang, a forr soldier, instantly got angry!
“Fuck!” Brother Wang imdiately signaled to a few fellow soldiers and charged towards Song Yun.
“Humph, Old man, your pig disguise didn’t work, now watch your son eat the tiger!” As the n approached, Song Yun casually pulled an ID out of his pocket, opened it, and proudly said, “Major General Song Yun of the Sunan Military Region is right here. Who dares to make a move?”
As expected, Brother Wang and his group, who had been charging at full force, were instantly stunned by Song Yun’s words, freezing in place.
Song Yun waved his ID and said, “See this? Major General of the Sunan Military Region, a real major general! Colonel, don’t you realize you should salute your superior?”
“This…” Brother Wang glanced at the ID in Song Yun’s hand, then back at Song Yun, and asked, “Are you sure you’re a major general from the Sunan Military Region?”
“Don’t you see it on this ID? Or is it not clear enough? Want
to read it to you?” Song Yun said arrogantly, holding the ID up to his face before saying, “Let
read it for you: ‘Vehicle driver’s license…'”
Song Yun’s words abruptly stopped!
“Shit, isn’t this my driver’s license? How did it turn into a driving license?” Song Yun looked at the supposed major general ID in his hand, which sohow had beco a driving license without him noticing!
Suddenly, Song Yun rembered that he had changed his clothes before leaving today. The driver’s license and the military ID were kept together, and in his haste, he had grabbed without looking. Could it be that he took the wrong one?
Song Yun suddenly felt embarrassed, just like Song Ergou. Instead of successfully pretending to be a pig, he had ended up as a real pig.
“Are you guys ssing with ?” Finally having had enough of the repeated provocations from Song Yun and his father, Brother Wang exploded. “Co on, arrest them all.”
Just then, Ye Qingsi pulled out a small booklet from her bag, opened it, and waved it in front of Brother Wang.
A streak of gold nearly blinded Brother Wang with its brilliance.
“You… you are!!!” Brother Wang looked at Ye Qingsi with terror.
“Now, may we go?” Ye Qingsi put the ID back into her bag and calmly asked.
“Of course, of course!” Brother Wang swallowed his saliva and added, “Commander, please allow us to ensure your safety!”
“No need,” Ye Qingsi shook her head, then turned to Song Ergou and Song Yun and said, “Let’s go. Let’s head to the Li family for so tea. You all have been drinking, and Song Yun, give
the keys. I’ll drive.”
“Understood!” Song Yun respectfully handed the keys to Ye Qingsi. She smiled, walked to the car, and drove away.
“Little brother Ergou, that ID Qingsi just showed, what was it?” Li Shanghe asked curiously.
“That… I’m not quite sure,” Song Ergou shrugged helplessly and replied, “Even though we’ve been together for so many years, there are still many things about Qingsi that I don’t know.”
“Oh,” Li Shanghe nodded and said, “The pressure must be quite big, right?”
“It’s okay. It was a bit at the beginning, but not so much now. We’re an old couple now. We both give each other lots of private space. I don’t interfere with her, and she doesn’t ddle with . So there are parts of Qingsi’s life I’m not aware of, and of course, there are things I do that she doesn’t know either!” Song Ergou said with a laugh.
“You guys are really interesting,” Li Shanghe laughed.
The group drove off from the hotel, while Brother Wang saluted them as they left.
“Brother Wang, what was that about? What kind of background do those people have?” Brother Niu, who got beaten up, asked.
“The ID that person was holding, it’s from a lieutenant general of the Sunan Military Region. What background do you think that is?” Brother Wang said discontentedly. “Before causing trouble, you didn’t thoroughly investigate their background. Keep going like this, and you’re bound to suffer a big loss!”
“Lieutenant General? Are you sure? A woman, too! She looks like she’s only in her forties, right? How could she possibly be a lieutenant general? Brother Wang, you’ve been in the service for over forty years and you’re just a colonel! How could that woman be a lieutenant general? Could her ID be fake?” Brother Niu asked.
“If it was fake, don’t you think I’d be able to tell? Since there are very few lieutenant generals in the whole Sunan Military Region, unlike other military districts where major generals and brigadier generals are di a dozen, it’s very easy to distinguish the authenticity of their IDs. And the ID that person was holding clearly contained those unique details that only we in the know can understand, it’s impossible to fake! However, I’m really puzzled, I pretty much recognize all the lieutenant generals in the Sunan Military Region, but there isn’t a single woman among them. Where did that person co from?” Brother Wang said, frowning.
“Could she be the woman of so lieutenant general, showing off with his ID?” Brother Niu ventured.
“Do you think soone who can beco a lieutenant general would hand over his ID to a woman for show?” Brother Wang countered.
“No!”
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