Return of the King, Chapter 196 - 196 195 Water Fight

??196: Chapter 195 Water Fight

196: Chapter 195 Water Fight

For such a bastard ruining this wonderful scene, Song Yun never let it slide, directly hoisted Shen Yan up over his shoulders and walked towards the beach.

With a splash, he threw him straight into the sea.

“Cough cough, damn, cough cough, are you trying to kill ?” Shen Yan sputtered and cursed after swallowing a few mouthfuls of water.

“Did you not see I was there, brewing a romance with a beauty?

What if she had succeeded and invited

to her room tonight, how wonderful that would have been!

But because of you, this blind bloke, all my plans are ruined, and you still have the gall to cry foul here,” Song Yun viciously said.

“Tch, let

tell you, I don’t know if the beauty will invite you to her room tonight or not, but I know if you don’t feast your eyes here, you’ll regret it,” Shen Yan said disdainfully, glancing at Song Yun.

“Do you think I went out of my way to find water guns just for nothing?

It’s because while you’re chasing beauties from behind, and with the beauties running ahead, you’re just watching the waves of their bosoms to take advantage, huh?”

Shen Yan looped an arm around Song Yun’s neck and said, “Think about it, man, no matter how the beauty walks in front of you, those two mountains in front just gently sway a bit.

But if you start this water gun battle, once the beauties start running, that scene—I don’t even need to describe it for you, right?

And could you bear to watch the beauties getting soaked by the water guns?

You’d definitely stand in front of them, right?

With the beauties hiding behind you, dodging the water, occasionally their chests might even rub against your back—a scene like that, isn’t it way better than lying there like an idiot?”

“Listening to your words is better than reading ten years’ worth of books,” Song Yun said gratefully.

“I really hadn’t expected you to be such an impressive pervert.”

“See, you’re underestimating ,” Shen Yan said, waving his hand with an air of old wisdom.

“I have plenty of sches like this.

If you really want to develop a more than ordinary relationship with Xiaoqing, I can give you so tips.”

“Let’s skip that.

Haven’t you seen there are three won with ?

One or two might be okay, but three in a night would be a bit of a loss,” Song Yun said, hand-waving with embarrassnt.

“That’s where you’ll need my help, man.

Over there, I have specially made pills from India—you know those people are legends in this departnt, right?

They’re the ones who created the magic oils, let alone these little pills,” Shen Yan said generously.

“So, did you co here for a vacation or to chase after romantic encounters?

Aren’t two won enough for you?”

“Ah, n will always have days when they want a change of flavor.

Won, well, they always have a few days when relatives co to visit.

And it just so happens that Xiao Qin and Xiao Yin’s those days coincide, so it’s fine to have fun as long as you don’t forget the way ho,” Shen Yan said earnestly.

“It’s not that n play around that you should worry about, but rather that they fail to distinguish what’s primary from secondary.

Rember, no matter what, the one at ho is truly the one you should cherish.

The ones outside are just for fun and can be let go after.”

Listening to Shen Yan’s talk, Song Yun felt his world view elevating to a higher level, and the water gun fight beca even spicier with Shen Yan’s imagination.

One hand holding a water gun, Shen Yan on one side with three people on his team, Song Yun on the other with four, they deployed their battle on the sand.

After a while, Li Shishi was drenched, and whimperingly called for Song Yun’s aid.

It was then that Song Yun felt the benefits of being a human shield; standing in front, Li Shishi’s twin peaks were ceaselessly rubbing against his back.

Friction, friction, after enjoying the perks on one side, it was Xiao Qing’s turn to suffer.

Song Yun rushed over to save the day, but the result was the sa as before.

Only, Qingluan’s skills at this mont were a bit too good.

Even when Song Yun wanted to dash forward to shield her, he would be pushed away with a slap.

Why?

According to Qingluan, Song Yun moving back and forth in front of her was just too much in the way.

Song Yun on his side was having a blast, while the group of rowdy youngsters around him were practically salivating at the sight.

“Who the hell are these two guys?

One monopolizing two beauties, the other three, and they’re still showing off their affection here?” the so-called single dogs felt heartbroken.

But those who were smarter and had partners quickly caught on to the savvy tactics of these two lads, which were both discreet and beneficial.

They exchanged knowing glances with the guys next to them and ran to the nearby equipnt store to start purchasing.

Just within this short period, the equipnt store made a killing.

People kept coming in to buy things; if they bought nothing else, they bought water guns.

In just a short while, the store’s entire stock of water guns was sold out.

Every ti the store owner announced they were out of stock and suggested other items, the custors’ faces dropped with despair.

Seeing this, the store owner imdiately began to stock up in a big way, lugging in box after box into the store, and then the shop’s business surged even more.

While everyone else was still playing heatedly, Song Yun and his group were starting to get tired.

Hanging onto Song Yun’s back, Li Shishi said in a whiny voice, “Song Yun, I’m thirsty.”

“Isn’t there water over there?” Song Yun pointed to their bags.

“But I want to drink that,” Li Shishi said, looking at Song Yun and pointing towards a fruit stand.

Following the direction she pointed, Song Yun realized she wanted coconut juice.

“Alright then, co buy it with , and let them watch the bags, so they don’t get lost,” he said.

According to the unspoken law of n and won on outings, 99 percent of n will instinctively pick up the tab for food and drink, smoothing the way for future marriage prospects.

Although Song Yun’s current relationship with the ladies wasn’t of the unseemly kind, Mr.

Song wouldn’t mind if it beca unseemly later on.

There were chairs and tables by the fruit stand.

Song Yun and Li Shishi sat waiting for their coconuts to be prepared.

They ordered seven coconuts and also bought two pounds of bananas, then returned with their treasures triumphantly.

“Here, these three coconuts are for you three,” Song Yun said as he handed over three coconuts and half a pound of bananas to Shen Yan’s group.

“Not bad, not bad, rembering us three, all my scheming wasn’t in vain,” Shen Yan said with a pleased smile as he took the coconuts from Song Yun’s hands.

“Eat your fruit,” Song Yun replied irritably, and then started drinking the coconut juice himself.

He inserted the straw and took a sip—ah, natural coconut milk is just different, it tasted absolutely marvelous.

The bananas were tasty too, sweet and a bit sticky.

Song Yun and Shen Yan grabbed bananas and ate them two bites at a ti, whereas the ladies ate gracefully, taking small bites and savoring every mont.