Chapter 1532 – NO!
The monkey rushed to Cloud Sky Palace’s side. Xuan-Yuan, who had heard the news, strode out to see what was going on. The dead monkey should have gone to the Buddhist Sect in the Western Regions to cause trouble.
“Damn monkey!”
When Xuan-Yuan saw the monkey rushing towards him, he pointed at it and cursed, “Why did you co to my Cloud Sky Palace!”
“Out of the way!”
Seeing that there was soone blocking his path, who cares who he was, he pushed Xuan-Yuan away and rushed into the hall. The hall was empty, and Monkey was montarily at a loss.
“Where’s the latrine pit?”
The Monkey King looked left and right. This great hall was truly spacious. It was truly flat and luxurious. It was just that there wasn’t a f * cking latrine.
“Such a big toilet and you don’t need to fix the latrine pit!”
Monkey scolded, then saw Xuan-Yuan’s gigantic Immortal Emperor throne on the stage.
He chuckled before dashing over. Hiding behind the Immortal Emperor’s throne, he poked his head into the seat.
“Seems a little bit angry.”
Monkey muttered to himself as he peed.
It was a little yellow.
Xuan-Yuan, who had chased in, exploded when he saw this: “You lunatic!”
Monkey dodged backwards. “He’s pissing, why don’t you f * cking knock on the door!”
Xuan-Yuan looked around, seeing that there was no door at all in the hall: “No way!”
Monkey: “Then you still have to say hello.”
Xuan-Yuan: “This is f * cking my place.”
He was so angry that his scalp felt like it was about to explode, his pores opened one by one as he rushed towards the monkey. The monkey was not done peeing yet, and seeing that Xuan-Yuan had flown over swiftly, it had no choice but to co out from behind the throne.
Even from a distance, Xuan-Yuan could sll the scent of concealed weapons.
“You dare to use poison?”
Xuan-Yuan did not think that he would pee, and flipped backwards. That act of urinating was like crying to the heavens and the earth, Xuan-Yuan had never seen anyone who could urinate for oveundred ters … In order to avoid the attack, he continuously retreated, and then retreated outside the great hall. The great hall did have a door, but it was not installed, just to let Xuan-Yuan clearly see the beautiful scenery outside.
Honestly speaking, if the thing that was shooting at him was a magic tool oultivation Power, Xuan-Yuan wouldn’t be afraid, but the thing that was shooting at him was a damned …
Monkey pulled up his pants, clearly much more comfortable. “Eh, why do you look so familiar?”
Xuan-Yuan: “Monkey, you’re courting death!”
Monkey shook his head: “No, no, no, I saw the wrong person. I thought you were An Zheng, hahahaha... You’re so much uglier than him. So who the hell are you? “Why did you stop from going to the toilet?”
“I am the Emperor of Xuan-Yuan!”
“Oh, you old fart.”
The monkey grabbed the iron rod, “The Great Sage was looking for you, and I thought you were hiding sowhere, but since you showed yourself, then don’t bla the Great Sage for being impolite. You were not pleasing to the eye to begin with, and you actually dared to stop from peeing.
Xuan-Yuan thought to himself, what the f * ck is this, but that monkey seems to be crazy, it smashed down so hard that Xuan-Yuan only had the power to resist, he didn’t even have the power to retaliate. The monkey who had drank the entire process did not care, it only knew that Xuan-Yuan was the greatest evil person in the world, it was enough to get rid of him.
The two of them fought until the sky went dark. Not far away, Purple Ivy, who was sitting on the roof of Xuan-Yuan’s Cloud Sky Palace, called out to him. “Co, co, sit.
“No …” “Not eating.”
“How can we not eat lon seeds when we want to watch the show?”
Purple Ivy brought out a big waterlon from his spatial artifact, causing Yang Ji to be stunned: “Monarch, is this a lon seed?”
“This is mother lon seeds.”
Purple Ivy used his dagger to cut the waterlon: “The lon seeds are in this mother’s stomach.”
After she finished speaking, she felt that it was bloody. “Why the f * ck doesn’t I want to eat it now …”
Yang Ji: “...”
Purple Ivy shook his head with all his might to stop himself from thinking too much. He cut open the waterlon, ate while watching the show, and very politely spat the lon seeds into an exquisite little box. Such a big waterlon was eaten up by him not long after.
Yang Ji said, “I feel that with that piss, there’s no need to go through all these ramifications.”
Therefore, he jumped off the roof and swaggered his way into Cloud Sky Palace. He went around to the side of the Immortal Emperor’s throne and peed once, and after peeing, he ran out and shouted at Xuan-Yuan: “Oh no, Xuan-Yuan, your throne was pierced through by the monkey’s piss!”
Xuan-Yuan almost vomited blood.
Purple Ivy jumped back onto the roof: “How about this, it’s better to bla soone. Let tell you about it, sothing like framing or sothing like that, I’m the best at it … “Hey, where’s my lon seeds? They’re here.”
He passed the small box that held the lon seeds to Yang Ji: “Co, cook for .”
Yang Ji: “...”
“Hurry up.”
“Oh …”
Yang Ji took the lon seeds. The temperature in his palms suddenly increased as he started to stir-fry the few lon seeds.
“Too slow, use your Sky Eye.”
“That’s the Sky Eye!”
“Hurry up!”
“Oh …”
Yang Ji opened his Heaven Eyes, stir-fry the lon seeds …
After a while, he handed the lon seeds over to Purple Ivy. He felt that his Heaven’s Eye had been greatly wronged, hence he sat there sulking, not daring to show it yet.
“Aiyo, this move is amazing. A monkey is indeed a monkey. This technique can really steal peaches in seconds.”
In the distance, Xuan-Yuan shouted in rage, “Damn monkey, why are you so shaless!”
Monkey: “What did you say? Louder, I can’t hear you. ”
Purple Ivy laughed loudly: “This monkey is a little interesting, how do you think we should let him tear down Xuan-Yuan’s Cloud Palace? Let think, let think … “Got it.”
Purple Ivy shouted towards that direction: “Monkey, you already have a mbership card, what are you afraid of!”
Monkey heard, “That’s right! I gave you ten pieces of Essence Crystal, then peed at random! ”
The two of them fought to the point where it was hard to determine the victor. Monkey’s current strength was basically equivalent to Xuan-Yuan’s.
Initially, he had heard from Monkey that Monkey was also at the Emperor Level when he maduckus in the Immortal Palace. However, Monkey should be around the Emperor Level One, a bit weaker than Xuan-Yuan, but Monkey Golden Body was not destroyed, so Xuan-Yuan couldn’t do anything to him.
From the looks of it, Monkey’s true strength should be around the sa as Xuan-Yuan. In the end, the one who won would definitely be Monkey.
Xuan-Yuan could also tell that he did not want to continue the fight. After striking out with his full power, he retreated explosively backwards. “I knew that you were drunk and did not want to lower myself to your level.”
The monkey saw that he was escaping so quickly and quickly gave chase. Purple Ivy shouted from behind: Why are you chasing him? Even if we catch up to him, you won’t be able to kill him.
Monkey thought that was right, he went back to Cloud Sky Palace and smashed down with his staff.
Purple Ivy grabbed Yang Ji, who was beside him, and threw him out. Then, he dodged as well, and the rod strike landed on the roof.
The monkey had gone berserk, who could stop it? It swung its iron rod, and after a while, it broke apart Xuan-Yuan’s Cloud Sky Palace into pieces.
Monkey did not feel satisfied. He noticed that there waall of similar size in the distance, and it flew towards that direction.
When she saw that the monkey was coming her way, she was startled and imdiately blocked its path, “This is not Xuan-Yuan’s, it’s mine. You and I have no enmity with each other, so you can’t just casually tear my house down.”
Monkey: “What you said makes sense. No, you people in the Immortal Palace don’t have any good things. I won’t leave a single one of you.”
Qing Lian pointed at the distance: “Then you have to finish dismantling it first, right? Look over there, that is Xuan-Yuan’s side hall, and that is not finished yet … If I, Xuan-Yuan looked down on you, I wouldn’t even dare to tear it down. ”
When Monkey heard this, he was enraged. “How can there be anything that I don’t dare to do?”
He went back with the iron rod.
Right at this mont, he saw An Zheng who was standing there in a daze. He had a nagging feeling that this guy was a little familiar, but he couldn’t think of where he had seen him before.
“Hey, who are you?”
Purple Ivy shouted towards An Zheng.
An Zheng pointed at him with his middle finger.
Purple Ivy was startled: “You passed through it too? “Where is he from, old friend? To the north and deeper?”
An Zheng: “What the fuck are you talking about?”
Purple Ivy: “Sigh … I thought I t a fellow villager, but why are you doing this? ”
He held up his middle finger.
An Zheng returned it and repeated himself: “I learned it from a fool.”
Purple Ivy: “How could this idiot know this, could he be my hotown? “You tell where he is, and I’ll go find him. I can’t believe I’m the only one who’s so righteous. If only I had a companion.”
An Zheng: “Just sit still.”
Purple Ivy was startled for a mont. “The idiot you’re talking about, he can’t be , right?”
An Zheng nodded his head vigorously: “I won’t.”
Purple Ivy imdiately beca angry, “Who the hell are you!?”
He imdiately teleported from the rooftop, grabbing towards An Zheng’s neck, causing An Zheng’s cultivation level to be higher than Purple Ivy’s, and he dodged to the back instantly: “Don’t be so mischievous, mischievous and beat your sh * t out … I’ll tell you later. Let’s watch the show first. ”
Purple Ivy beca more and more confused. He did indeed find An Zheng extrely familiar, and the more he looked, the more familiar he found his. However, he could not rember where he had seen his before.
He asked, “I didn’t... Have you co into contact with your sister or sister? ”
An Zheng: “...”
Just then, Monkey rushed towards the recently completed Great Hall of Purple Ivy with the iron rod: “There’s more over there!”
Purple Ivy: “The heck... “Don’t!”
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